Liquid ass spray prank ideas

[Stratovarius371]

It's supposed to be the foulest smelling spray on the market. What kinds of things can someone do with this spray?

[GreatestGatsby4]

Spray it on ppl

[GreatestGatsby4]

Huff it

[FrY]

Liquid ASS funny prank
So what is Liquid ASS?

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.

The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid ASS.

Looking for funny gag gifts? Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid ASS.

[GreatestGatsby4]

It would be good to hide weed smell

[My Mom Is Dead]

Preface: I typically smell very clean. I have actually gotten compliments on it.

OMGPLZDNTBAN started telling everyone at our workplace that I smelt like shit. He took it to mad extremes, to the point that I was a running joke whenever anything smelt off. People would literally say "Jesus Christ, *MMID,* take a shower!" ANY time something smelly would glance their nasal passages.
It seriously russled my jimmies, as we actually DO work with some people who never shower, and I was even getting punked on by them!
I bought a couple bottles of liquid ass, then let him smell it.
He said it was the worst thing he has EVER smelt.
I then told him if he doesn't quit telling everyone I smell like shit, I'm going to spray him with it.

He quit telling people I smell like shit.

Irony: The stuff is so foul, you can smell it through the bottle--I keep a bottle in my purse at all times just in case OMG tries to talk shit. Under the right conditions (close proximity, the perfect breeze, I'm rummaging through the bag, etc...), people can actually catch a whiff of this heinous product.
They assume it's actually me.
OMG tells everyone I smell like shit, despite me being a very clean person>>I buy shit-smelling product to spray him with in retaliation>>OMG surrenders>>I keep Liquid Ass in my purse just in case>>I smell like shit because I don't trust him *NOT* to tell everyone I smell like shit........... The world we fucking live in, amirite? lololololol


>> Also, while babysitting my sister's kids, I told some neighborhood punk kid to stop trying to steal my niece's teddybear. He didn't stop, so I doused him in Liquid Ass when he wasn't looking and surrounded by other kids. He thought someone wiped poop on him.
He was freaking out.

Fuck that kid.

*Big bad "My Mom Is Dead" rolling hard on punkass 12 year olds.

[Sanzenbacher]

What would one be able to do with this to a most liekly locked vehichle, and assuming the windows are rolled up?

Like, where could I spray it so the smell doesn't waft away and isn't noticeable anymore.

[FrY]

Why don't you just far in a jar and seal it, then smash it against your head when you wanna joke someone.

[SBTlauien]

It could be good for getting sales associates to go away when shoplifting.

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead

I keep a bottle in my purse at all times

what kind of fag carries a purse

[My Mom Is Dead]

Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

what kind of fag carries a purse

I don't believe I'm a faggot, but this is the purse I rock:

[My Mom Is Dead]

Yes, I am naked.

[MediumD]

Originally Posted by Sanzenbacher

What would one be able to do with this to a most liekly locked vehichle, and assuming the windows are rolled up?

Like, where could I spray it so the smell doesn't waft away and isn't noticeable anymore.

HVAC air intake. I hosed a certain person's HVAC intake with about half an ounce of OC/pepper spray, but liquid ass would be much less mean.

[NTP]

Here is a scenario, You just picked up a large amount of drugs and are in a very hot part of town and get pulled over. You can tell the cop is an asshole from the beginning, and he ask's to search. You respond, "sir please please I have to go sir I have a stomach virus and I need a restroom ASAP!!!!!" and the police officer assumes your just trying to buy time so he goes and call's for a k-9 unit.

While he is calling for the unit, you unlease your Liquid Ass spray all over your car and your pants, hell even add some of the vomit version of liquid ass. When the officer returns, act like you just vomited everywhere and shit your pants.

Hopefully the officer will no longer want to search you because he will think if you step out of your vehicle, shit will be falling out of your pants and get in his car and on his and everything. Hell even carry a bottle of mud with you to douse around and use with your Liquid Ass.

Wah-Lah, Liquid-Ass, just saved your ass.

[Synopix]

Raid/liquid ass huffing speedball!

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead

I don't believe I'm a faggot, but this is the purse I rock:

That is gay.