lol what?

[Paragon]

Yeah, I share weird PMs.

Originally Posted by Colibri

I am the user "JustAnotherAsshole"

As was revealed by Slag, I suffered a head injury that has resulted in my having a really hard time remembering things. During the first few months, I couldn't even recognize my closest friends IRL.

If you have any of Slag's contact information, I would greatly appreciate it if you'd contact him for me, and tell him to message this account. According to Slag, he knows a decent amount about me.

I know you have no reason to help me and that Slag may not be easy to contact (Due to giving away his account) but I would greatly appreciate it if you would help me.

My account has not been activated by the admins (Despite having registered over a month ago), and since my original account was disabled for an unspecified reason, I am completely unable to post in the open on this site.

I'm sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused you, and thank you in advance for any help you may offer. You would be doing me a great service to put me into contact with Slag.

Thanks,
Brian

What kind of potential epic troll is this? Or is this someone who just has a crush on Slag? Hmm.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Paragon

Yeah, I share weird PMs.

What kind of potential epic troll is this? Or is this someone who just has a crush on Slag? Hmm.

You're a stupid fucking moron. Slag made a post detailing the situation up until myself and others ran him off the site permanently, along with his bandwagon bitch. Try browsing a bit more shit turd or better yet just give yourself a shotgun mouthwash. You would not be missed and the world would be better off without another sack of shit wasting space, air, and other peoples' times.

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by &Zenith

You're a stupid fucking moron. Slag made a post detailing the situation up until myself and others ran him off the site permanently, along with his bandwagon bitch. Try browsing a bit more shit turd or better yet just give yourself a shotgun mouthwash. You would not be missed and the world would be better off without another sack of shit wasting space, air, and other peoples' times.

Why would you run Slag off the site? He's a better poster than you. Man, Zoklet drama is pretty childish.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Paragon

Why would you run Slag off the site? He's a better poster than you. Man, Zoklet drama is pretty childish.

And brandon was a better poster than you and he's still banned. Problem?

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by &Zenith

And brandon was a better poster than you and he's still banned. Problem?

He's not banned. He's been on a different account. Now who needs to browse the forums more to stay informed?*

(*The answer is no one. Browsing Zoklet to stay informed about all this useless shit would be really pathetic.)

I did prefer brandon when he was brandon, though. If it was my call, I would have let him keep both of his accounts (they made him choose).

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Paragon

He's not banned. He's been on a different account. Now who needs to browse the forums more to stay informed?*

(*The answer is no one. Browsing Zoklet to stay informed about all this useless shit would be really pathetic.)

I did prefer brandon when he was brandon, though. If it was my call, I would have let him keep both of his accounts (they made him choose).

I think this is the point in time where you inject homosexuality into the conversation as a pitiful attempt at humor and camaraderie.

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by &Zenith

I think this is the point in time where you inject homosexuality into the conversation as a pitiful attempt at humor and camaraderie.

Nah. Not today.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Paragon

Nah. Not today.

Wow, good for you buddy.

[Snoopy]

I stopped reading at "Slag" and you should have done the same it seems. He's like a centipede shaped brain tumor, making you dumb with every twitching movement. This forum is infested with his shit as well. The collective IQ of this community cannot exceed 63 due to him, and we all know we have some epic brains like ArmsMerchant with his Mensa IQ of 170, Daily's 173 and Enter's very special 169. See how he affects the average? See?

[Parker Brother]

Originally Posted by Paragon

What kind of potential epic troll is this? Or is this someone who just has a crush on Slag? Hmm.

I think this may be legit. See this thread:

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=239366

Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole

I'm sorry, I should have explained..

I suffered a fall about one year ago while I was hiking, injuring my head. I suffered another concussion and since then, my memory has been very spotty. More so than usual. I recently found the saved password and user name to a Gmail account (On a flash-drive that was in my possession prior to the injury), along with a number of documents saved in Google Docs. Among those documents was one containing the passwords and user names to accounts on several websites, this being one of them.

I'm trying to figure out the significance of this site, why I posted here, what I posted here, etc.

I seem to have had a large number of posts on this site, so sifting through them one by one would be very time consuming. Is there anything you can tell me to sum things up? Did I have good friends on this site? Were you a good friend?

I apologize if this is a bit much to ask.

[&Zenith]

I'll see what I can do, "Brian."

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by Parker Brother

I think this may be legit.

[-SpectraL]

Or could it be that some completely nefarious individual is somehow taking control of accounts one by one as people leave, and therefore there would be a convenient need for memory relapses and such? Stay tuned next week to see if the dynamic duo can escape the clutches of The Penguin's Igloo of Death, or if it's really the end for our caped crusaders.

[&Zenith]

Slag's information has already been released and is effectively public. He spoke of the person and his predicament some time ago and so I know it to be legitimate. I'll likely oblige him should I be able to get hold of him and he agrees. It'll be done offsite so as to not worry our neurotic and inept administration.

[-SpectraL]

Slag wasn't even the real Slag anyways. The Slag account was a hacked year-2000 &Totse account which I gave some poor kid who got booted rudely off Totse by acidmelt. That poor kid is not even Slag. He did have a Totse name, but for the life of me I can't recall what it was, and I tried real hard to remember. Maybe he can tell us himself some day.

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Paragon

Why would you run Slag off the site? He's a better poster than you. Man, Zoklet drama is pretty childish.

Agreed. Slag was annoying but all in all he was better than Zenith in every way. He wasn't so uptight and bitchy about everything.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Tokerfaggot

Confirmed.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Slag wasn't even the real Slag anyways. The Slag account was a hacked year-2000 &Totse account which I gave some poor kid who got booted rudely off Totse by acidmelt. That poor kid is not even Slag. He did have a Totse name, but for the life of me I can't recall what it was, and I tried real hard to remember. Maybe he can tell us himself some day.

We know, -SpectraL. We get it. You are or were one of the l33t computer magi. You were responsible for some serious shenanigans on totse.

Or so you say. Constantly.

Seriously.

STFU

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

We know, -SpectraL. We get it. You are or were one of the l33t computer magi. You were responsible for some serious shenanigans on totse.

Or so you say. Constantly.

Seriously.

STFU

You're just jealous.

[Miley Highrus]

You guys do realize most of what Zenith posts is just to piss you off? Hes really not a dick at all I will admit even I used to fall for it.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

You're just jealous.

Of what? I think it's kind of pitiable how often you throw around the same few stories about your time on totse.

[-SpectraL]

Slag is seriously crying real tears because he had to leave. Real tears. I hope you guys can sleep with your consciences after all this.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Slag is seriously crying real tears because he had to leave. Real tears. I hope you guys can sleep with your consciences after all this.

I have the best dreams.

[-SpectraL]

At least I can say I did everything I could to help Slag. When he was down and out back on Totse and reg was closed I helped him out as best I could and got him back on track for a clean start. My conscience is untroubled.

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

At least I can say I did everything I could to help Slag. When he was down and out back on Totse and reg was closed I helped him out as best I could and got him back on track for a clean start. My conscience is untroubled.

Wish you could say the same for your bowel movements though don't you old man.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by Unwires

Wish you could say the same for your bowel movements though don't you old man.

You wanna try that again now that you've had a little time to think about what you want to say?

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

You wanna try that again now that you've had a little time to think about what you want to say?

That goes for you too highliter boy. We could use your turds as the middle things on the road.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Paragon

Yeah, I share weird PMs.



What kind of potential epic troll is this? Or is this someone who just has a crush on Slag? Hmm.

I remember when Slag brought up that fella and his memory issue in that thread. Well, if he's reading this now (I assume Paragon banned him) he can go ahead and message me. I speak to slag every now and then when I'm not having sex with dead animals and shitting in people's gutters.

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by Village Idiot

(I assume Paragon banned him)

wtf... fuck you.

[sepht]

watching slag related threads and the people associated with him always gives me this sort of demented amusement like watching a mouse squirm under the hot rays of a magnifying glass in the sun

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Paragon

wtf... fuck you.

What? That's what it takes to make you angry at me?
I assumed because it was an alt and he messaged you, it wasn't really an attack. It's probably not true but nor does it really matter. The only people that complain about bans here are faggots.

[arleybob]

I talk to Slag sometimes too. Whoever ran him off the site really pissed him off, and rightfully so. Zoklet's known for crossing lines of retardism.

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

...... He's like a centipede shaped brain tumor, making you dumb with every twitching movement. This forum is infested with his shit as well. The collective IQ of this community cannot exceed 63 due to him, and we all know we have some epic brains like ArmsMerchant with his Mensa IQ of 170, Daily's 173 and Enter's very special 169. See how he affects the average? See?

Is that why you have chosen to post here despite of having your own website .... and constantly kneads the intellectual penises of posters like Grayfox, Daily and Enter ???? Hoping that blending in between their collective intelligence would somehow ...... and in some strange, unexplainable ways would camo the very averageness of your intelligence ??????

IS THAT ITT ????

Dud ..... intelligence dont do equilibriums. Now watch me as I go knead JFLC's intellectual dick.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by benny vader

Is that why you have chosen to post here despite of having your own website .... and constantly kneads the intellectual penises of posters like Grayfox, Daily and Enter ???? Hoping that blending in between their collective intelligence would somehow ...... and in some strange, unexplainable ways would camo the very averageness of your intelligence ??????

IS THAT ITT ????

Dud ..... intelligence dont do equilibriums. Now watch me as I go knead JFLC's intellectual dick.