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Old 04-18-2009, 01:17 AM
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Post your ideas.

Duct Tape Mummification: Just as is implied, wrap corpse with duct tape, infuse with mummifying chemicals, sell on ebay.

Duct Tape Aircraft: Maybe a hang glider or wingsuit can be fashioned from duct tape. Possibly even a dirigible of some sort.

Duct Tape Hammock: Awesome.
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Old 04-18-2009, 04:29 AM
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Keeping bitches quiet



also, trampoline
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Old 04-18-2009, 04:30 AM
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this guy from my high school made a duct tape tuxedo and his date made a duct tape dress. it was fucking awesome.
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Old 04-18-2009, 04:31 AM
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this guy from my high school made a duct tape tuxedo and his date made a duct tape dress. it was fucking awesome.
That's the most cliche prom thing ever.....
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Old 04-18-2009, 11:46 PM
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Put it on a frame of shaped chicken wire then fiber glass over it for custom car body.
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:43 AM
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Duct tape ducts.
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:44 AM
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Tape that bitch up, all but her cunt, then fuck it like there's no tomorrow.
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:56 AM
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^^Yes
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Old 04-19-2009, 05:31 PM
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My friend has a duct tape wallet that he made at least ten years ago.
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:25 PM
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Taping animals to fridges.
http://breakingnews.ie/world/eyauqlkfkfey/
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A US woman wrapped her boyfriend’s dog in packing tape and stuck the animal upside down to a refrigerator because he would not get rid of it.

Abby Toll ,20, was arrested after she got into an argument with her boyfriend. She was bailed after being charged with felony cruelty and drug possession.

Her 21-year-old boyfriend, Bryan Beck, faces lesser charges including cruelty.

Police said Toll used tape to bind the legs, snout and tail of Beck’s dog, Rex, a Japanese breed called a Shiba Inu. She told police she stuck the dog to the refrigerator because she was angry Beck wanted to keep it.

Rex was taken to a shelter and will be put up for adoption.
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:27 PM
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Fix the hole in your roof.
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:56 PM
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Make a miniature roll of duct tape out of duct tape.
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Old 04-20-2009, 12:23 AM
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put duct tape over your ass crack and see how long it takes for your poop to explode out
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Old 04-20-2009, 09:14 AM
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put duct tape over your ass crack and see how long it takes for your poop to explode out
You forgot the laxative for the lulz!
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Old 04-20-2009, 09:28 AM
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Holding ya car together nigger!
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Old 04-20-2009, 10:58 AM
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Duct tape condoms.
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Old 04-20-2009, 11:26 AM
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My friend has a duct tape wallet that he made at least ten years ago.
I got one I use to keep my shit in too.
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:05 PM
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Use it to get rid of warts.
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:54 PM
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For all the girls out there welfare Brazilian wax.

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Old 04-20-2009, 06:50 PM
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For all the girls out there welfare Brazilian wax.

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Old 05-05-2009, 09:58 PM
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make some fucking batman wings and fly off of something
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Old 05-05-2009, 10:02 PM
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Haha, the mummification, only do it to somebody passed out, not dead. Tape them up to the neck (or their face too if you want to be extra cruel, so long as they can breathe) And they are NOT going to get out. One time we tried to duct tape this guys hands together, and he started biting the tape, and somebody got him around the head, so his hands were taped together, and then taped to his face. lulz. Duct tape is win.
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:06 AM
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Waterproofing a McGeyver style canoe made of two tarps and PVC pipe
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:25 AM
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Use it to block of the air supply to the screw fly maggots burrowed into your flesh, bringing them to the surface, and thus ridding yourself of the infestation. Also works well for the singular deer fly and bot fly larvae.
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:37 AM
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My friend has a duct tape wallet that he made at least ten years ago.
I know a girl who makes these regularly, they definitely attract attention! Everyone is like wtf is that?
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:18 PM
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if you get stabbed, you can close up the wound with it
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:29 PM
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if you get stabbed, you can close up the wound with it
That can be difficult, actually. Duct Tape doesn't like to stick to wet surfaces. It slides around but doesn't want to stick. You've gotta cover the wound with some sort of gauze or fabric to block off the flow, then reef the duct tape down to get some pressure on it before the fabric has a chance to get soaked through. Otherwise you will just bleed out covered in blood-smeared duct tape.
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Old 05-09-2009, 02:12 AM
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Duct Tape Dress Form (for those of you who sew).

Step 1: Put on a big T-shirt that you wont mind destroying.

Step 2: Wrap yourself in duct tape. This is easier done with someone elses helps. It gets a little tricky when doing the shoulders and arm holes.

Step 3: Cut it off of you by cutting it down the back.

Step 4: Place a single strip of duct tape along the cut in the back to hold it shut, but don't perma-close it. You may want to adjust the size later.

DONE.

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Old 05-09-2009, 02:28 PM
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Use superglue for this. I cut two of my fingers to the bone about a month ago. I don't have insurance, so I superglued it and kept it covered for a couple days. Healed perfectly, no infection, and no scars to speak of. Saved me at least $500.
Superglue is bomb for wounds. I use it all the time. I think that they used superglue a lot in the war when they had nothing else, but I can't remember where I read that so it could be wrong.
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Old 05-09-2009, 02:33 PM
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I want to see you superglue your butt-hole closed.
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:12 PM
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I want to see you superglue your butt-hole closed.
Not a bad idea.
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Old 05-09-2009, 10:10 PM
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I want to see you superglue your butt-hole closed.
This would be a good way to lose weight.

Seeing how anorexic people shit less, and anorexic people lose weight quickly, you could deduce that not shitting causes one to lose weight.
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:13 PM
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Rectite!
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:06 PM
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I once made a duct tape balloon when I ran out of those punching balloons while doing nitrous oxide... It worked pretty well.
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I found taping people together while they're making out in public is fun. Taped two friends together at the head, then a group of us dragged them to a light pole and taped their legs to it.
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Use it after chloroform.
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:00 AM
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Old 05-23-2009, 05:46 PM
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Duct tape trashcan:

Get a 30 gallon trashbag, the kind with plastic ties. Tape one of them to the wall and let the bag sit on the floor. Bingo, you just made a functional trashcan.







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Old 05-23-2009, 05:55 PM
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Rectite!
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