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05-30-2012, 12:15 PM
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Grander Duke
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Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Like, at night in the dark?
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05-30-2012, 01:40 PM
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Duke
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NYC
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Fart really hard. Push until theres a piece of turd coming out, but stop it before it plops out of course. If someone pops up gasping for air then you know there is someone under the covers with you and then you need to reach over and grab a frying pan and hit them with it.
DUH
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05-30-2012, 09:33 PM
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Duke
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
^ Two words: dutch oven.
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05-30-2012, 09:41 PM
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Marquis
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Location: Analheim
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Make your bed like mama said too
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05-31-2012, 01:10 AM
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Baron
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
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Originally Posted by Little Miss Sunshine
^ Two words: dutch oven.
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fart in my mouth, fart in my mouth, fart in my mouth
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05-31-2012, 09:22 AM
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Duke
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Location: NSFW, Australia
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Yeah, if you've had sex enough you'll recognise the sex smell. It's usually there, not always, but usually, but often you get used to it without noticing while you're busy railing some bitch.
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05-31-2012, 12:27 PM
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Grand Duke
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Australia
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Miss Sunshine
^ Two words: dutch oven.
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That phrase needs to be changed to Aussie oven
This is how it's done.
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05-31-2012, 01:01 PM
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Wealthy Merchant
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
I thought an Aussie oven was a barbecue.
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05-31-2012, 04:38 PM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: MOTHERFUCKER
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
I'm told you can smell burn girl when shes creeping up to your door to scare you.
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05-31-2012, 05:26 PM
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Duke
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
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Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower
That phrase needs to be changed to Aussie oven
This is how it's done.
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What time should I be over for dinner?
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06-01-2012, 09:42 AM
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Grand Duke
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Australia
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by encroach
I thought an Aussie oven was a barbecue.
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I see your point
Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Miss Sunshine
What time should I be over for dinner?
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Sunday night (if I manage to catch any fish on sunday morning)
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06-01-2012, 02:46 PM
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Duke
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Yougonnagetraped.jpeg
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06-01-2012, 02:57 PM
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Grand Duke
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Australia
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Unlikely. My arsehole is watertight.
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06-01-2012, 03:12 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower
Unlikely. My arsehole is watertight.
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Mine is permanently gaping
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06-01-2012, 03:15 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Camelot, it is a silly place.
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower
Unlikely. My arsehole is watertight.
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Can it keep out Ace Ventura?
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06-01-2012, 03:17 PM
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Grand Duke
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Australia
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
No, he always manages to fit inside me...
..LIKE-A-GLOOOVE-A.
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06-01-2012, 03:38 PM
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Wealthy Merchant
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
You mean he fits over your hand like a glove.
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06-01-2012, 03:42 PM
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Grand Duke
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Australia
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Re: Is there seriously a way to smell if someone is under the covers w/you?
No.
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