Every black guy in america own a rap studio.

[Ph0x]

And a production company.

WORLDSTAR HIP HOP DAWG

PIRACY RECORDS MY NIGGA

HIT ME UP AT THE STUDIO

I BE DROPPIN THOSE BEAT DAWG

[Mutant Funk Drink]

What's even funnier are the television commercials that promote this mythical negro occupation. They show a black dude with a sideways hat and sunglasses screaming into a mic and telling a white guy to push buttons and use Pro Tools, and then he talks about how he owns a "hip hop studio where he records and sells his beats".

As if that generates enough money to make a living. What a contribution to society. And most of the time, the same product can be made by a 14 year old kid and Garage Band.

[Ph0x]

or just 5 minutes in fruit loops

[Tachosomoza]

If I was a rapper I'd dress Richard Pryor in Harlem Nights, complete with a cane with a heavy top to bash cats' heads with.



Wassup OOOOOOOG?

[Snoopy]

"Every rap studio in america owns a black guy."

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