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Old 06-01-2012, 06:08 PM
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I think my poor vision may be one of the things caused by Candida overgrowth. I had fine vision up until about 3 years ago I guess. Then I failed one of those eye things at the DMV. I've had trouble seeing road signs at night for a while, my gf can see them during the day WAY before I can.

I'm eating only meat, vegetables and fruit sometimes. I can tell I'm thinking clearly again. But what about carrots? I know they're supposed to improve your vision but how much?

EDIT: and when I failed it, I could see the letters if I turned my head sideways. I thought it was the machine and I called the woman at the DMV a bitch and told her she was lying when she claimed she could read it. Then I went to another DMV and it was the same. When I describe this to people they act like it's not a common problem with the eyes (near sighted or far sighted). So thats why I think it may be caused by the candida overgrowth.

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Old 06-01-2012, 06:14 PM
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Why don't you go to the bank take all you money and find the little man who sells them?

Don't get burned: he shouldn't want more than a $1/lb.
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Old 06-01-2012, 06:43 PM
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Carrots don't actually improve your vision, they never did, never will.
It was a rumour created by the British RAF when they started using radar systems in fighter planes during WWII. Nazi spies picked up on this, and the Germans thought this was why they (RAF fighters) could see them coming during night time encounters.
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Old 06-01-2012, 06:46 PM
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Rumor? I only know that I seem more awake after I eat a couple of raw carrots. They are a good source of vitamin A.
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:21 PM
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delysid is on the right track


http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/carrots.asp
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:39 PM
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I still think Candida is the reason for my poor vision though. And my eyes I know have more color the day after I eat carrots.
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Old 06-02-2012, 03:13 AM
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ACE_"187" also claims to have called a jail officer a "bitch" while he was shackled and strapped to a gurney (think Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs) after the jail officer supposedly refused to answer some frivolous question ACE_"187" had posed to him. This officer was supposedly a male, not a female.

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Old 06-02-2012, 03:16 AM
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Poor vision? I think it's about time we enlisted ACE_"187" in to our T4 Euthanasia Program. Inability to pass a driving test isn't something you fix with carrots, it's something you fix with Zyklon B.

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Old 06-02-2012, 08:07 AM
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OP eat organic unrefined coconut oil. 4 tbsps a day. oh yeah and make your own kefir
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