The Pigs Are Stopping By Mine Tomorrow

[JustJizzn']

... most likely to jew me in the ass over dumb shit i pulled whilst i was drunk on thursday night! Anywho they want to talk about my drug and alcohol use so i can't fucking go out tonight, in fear that being hungover when they pop by will ruin my chances of being able to sweet talk my way out of this! Worst Saturday night ever!

I'm counting on yall to amuse me!

[pill popper]

No

you have your left hand

use it

[Mirana]

Just leave your house, and deal with it another night.

they can't do shit.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Molotov them when they arrive at your house.

[Ant]

Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Molotov everything when they arrive at your house.

Fixed.

[JustJizzn']

Originally Posted by pill popper

No

you have your left hand

use it

It doesn't feel right...

I know they can't do anything if i ain't there but i just want them to give me my summons to court, sought out what they gon' charge me for and fuck off. I want this over with asap! So im being a little bitch for the next couple of days to pursuade them im not a crim.

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Molotov them when they arrive at your house.

This

[Macgruber]

All posters above me should never commit a crime. DONT FUCKING TALK TO COPS YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU GOT A FUCKING RIGHT NOT TO!

[JustJizzn']

Originally Posted by pill popper

This

Hmmm this option could go down very well since they are considering charging me with arson

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by JustJizzn'

Hmmm this option could go down very well since they are considering charging me with arson

really

what did you set a blaze

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Just jizz on them instead.

[JustJizzn']

My car (Its not even illegal to light your own vehicle on fire wtf!) but lets not get into that side of things!

Im here for amusement!

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by JustJizzn'

My car (Its not even illegal to light your own vehicle on fire wtf!) but lets not get into that side of things!

Im here for amusement!

That is really fucked up
getting caught for torching you're own car

[EssJay]

Originally Posted by JustJizzn'

It doesn't feel right...

Then sit on your right hand until it's numb and feels like someone else is doing it then.

[Ant]

Originally Posted by JustJizzn'

My car (Its not even illegal to light your own vehicle on fire wtf!) but lets not get into that side of things!

Im here for amusement!

Was the car on your property, or on the road? If it's on your property, I fail to see how any crime has been committed.

[JustJizzn']

Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Just jizz on them instead.

Mmmm i hope he brings his sexy Femi-pig with him.
Shes not even hot its just something about that uniform and the authority she holds.....
or it could be the stab proof vest and mace....
Theres definately something about a Mrs. Officer, i just cant quite pin point it

[JustJizzn']

Originally Posted by EssJay

Then sit on your right hand until it's numb and feels like someone else is doing it then.

Mmm the stranger technique!


Ohh its got to do with my drunkin logic and insurance fraud ra ra ra raaaaa its all a crock of shit!

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Originally Posted by JustJizzn'

... most likely to jew me in the ass over dumb shit i pulled whilst i was drunk on thursday night! Anywho they want to talk about my drug and alcohol use so i can't fucking go out tonight, in fear that being hungover when they pop by will ruin my chances of being able to sweet talk my way out of this! Worst Saturday night ever!

I'm counting on yall to amuse me!

why would the cops come to yer house to talk to you about yer drug and alcohol use?

[JustJizzn']

Because there hardcore faggots....... don't even think im letting them inside! I pray for rain tomorrow!

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Cops just don't stop by to talk about someone's drug/alcohol problems, that's retarded. They aren't counselors.

[pill popper]

You going to jail and you gonna get raped

[Mantikore]

be nice to them and they would leave you be as quick as possible.

[JustJizzn']

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

Cops just don't stop by to talk about someone's drug/alcohol problems, that's retarded. They aren't counselors.

Exactly my thoughts but its also to talk about the charges there gonna pursue!

Originally Posted by Mantikore

be nice to them and they would leave you be as quick as possible.

Thats my plan, to sweet talk them for a awhile and show them im no baddass criminal. Just ya typical drunk using drunkin knowledge

[pill popper]

Just open the door wearing a robe and be naked underneath

they wont wanna come near you if your schlong is hangin out

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Dude cops don't stop by someone's house to talk about the charges they're going to pursue. They come to yer house when yer gonna get arrested. They don't come to yer house to talk to you.

[JustJizzn']

Dude where are you from? the cops there sound like they dont give a shit at all, here in New Zealand they like to actually put people who actually belong in jail, into jail. With that being said they prefer to chat and get to know what someones about before they make sweeping accusations.....

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

I'm from the United States of Goddamn America. I just don't get why cops would show up at yer house and be like hey let's have a little talk about yer problems.

[JustJizzn']

Well if American T.V is anything to go by, your guys cops are mainly power hungry fucktards with a few "good" cops here and there. Hmmm i guess there excuse is "it's part of our investigation". But seriously we all know there just gon' fuck me over unless i :
a) suck there dick (not happenin)
b) convince them im a "sweet young soul" who made one awful mistake and Itll never happen again.......

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Yeah, American TV is definitely nothing to go by, but yer right for the most part they're power hungry pussies. I guess I just didn't understand that a policemen would care about someone.

[JustJizzn']

I feel sorry for America, in that respect anyways....

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

Yeah, American TV is definitely nothing to go by, but yer right for the most part they're power hungry pussies. I guess I just didn't understand that a policemen would care about someone.

Because unlike the awful american cops who are trained to be assholes
not every cop in the world acts like that

the rcmp do that as well
they talk to you and try and see if your some kind of animal or if you made a mistake . they tend to go easier on your if they think it was a simple fuck up

they get that from talking to suspects and not just tasering them and beating their asses and hauling them off to jail

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Well if I was a cop I wouldn't give a fuck I'd beat/tase a motherfucker the first chance I get.

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

Well if I was a cop I wouldn't give a fuck I'd beat/tase a motherfucker the first chance I get.

yeah and then you'd go to prison after you got caught

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Cops in America don't get caught, unless some nigger videotapes it.

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

Cops in America don't get caught, unless some nigger videotapes it.

after the rodney king beating

now a days everyone is recording everyone else

you'd get caught cause you are stupid