Help me ruin this girls life!

[Skater14]

Okay, So my brother dated this bitch for 1 and a half years, never got pussy which is sad, and then another girl said my brother tried to make out with her and so my brother's ex got really pissed, and didn't believe my brother when he said he didn't (He really didn't, for the record). So he broke up with her. Now she's been calling him a dick on MySpace, which I understand. But tonight she went and TP'ed/Egged our house. Now it's personal. I want revenge on this bitch.

Gimme ideas.

[PuttinOnTheRitz]

wut

[God Like]

a girl who is so public housing she eggs your house wont put out?

[Rainycity]

tell everyone you gang banged her and she fucked all your friends in a circle and it was her idea or you can just fuck HER UP

[Skater14]

Originally Posted by God Like

a girl who is so public housing she eggs your house wont put out?

I have no idea what you just said.

Originally Posted by Rainycity

tell everyone you gang banged her and she fucked all your friends in a circle and it was her idea or you can just fuck HER UP

Lol, won't work. I don't go to her school or know any of her friends.

I'm more of talking about wrecking her house, B&E? Idk. gimme some ideas.

[Agent 008]

What is she, 12?

[Rainycity]

Originally Posted by Skater14

I have no idea what you just said.



Lol, won't work. I don't go to her school or know any of her friends.

I'm more of talking about wrecking her house, B&E? Idk. gimme some ideas.

fine have it your way, break into her house jizz in her food and break err thang then make it look like osme black guy broke in and leave a note like hey babe you dont no me but i tried on your underwear

[PuttinOnTheRitz]

Fuck it, just rape her.

[Skater14]

Originally Posted by Agent 008

What is she, 12?

16, almost 17.

LOL @ Rainycity, I might actually try that.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Originally Posted by God Like

a girl who is so public housing she eggs your house wont put out?

I understand what you said, because I speak proper English.
Btw, LOL!

*Sigh*
Why is she egging him?

[Skater14]

Originally Posted by Magpie_Tendencies

I understand what you said, because I speak proper English.
Btw, LOL!

*Sigh*
Why is she egging him?

Idk, She's a total bitch. I've hated her ever since the day I met her.

I told my brother to hit it or quit it a million times, he never listened...

[Tunicate]

lol she's 16!?!? and you're surprised that she stuck to her guns when it came to sex!? you know sometimes you just can't pressure the immature malleable girls. lol

but srsly, your brother should get a restraining order or atleast a cease and desist order. Just tell everyone that these girls are all crazy about him and fucking up his life. He blocks her myspace, tells all her friends that he's going to sue her for slander and harrasment if she doesn't stop "obsessing" over him, tells EVERYONE about this other girl that fucked up his relationship and did it on purpose because she's crazy and said she needed him or something random, etc... just casually spreads the word to everyone in his classes saying "I just need everyone to make sure she stays away from me, because I don't want to have to get a restraining order. If you guys could make sure she backs off I'd appreciate it. I understand she's upset... both of us are, but she's taking it to a whole new level. She's taking the breakup really hard."

Obviously it makes her sound like a pathetic freak. All anyone can think about when she's around, laughing and happy even, is "I wonder if she's seething with anger and resentment on the inside. Maybe she's just pretending"

Just a little psychological warfare from the girl side of things. Might take a teensy bit of research, but it's worth it. You probably couldn't get a restraining order in court because you can't prove what she did, but still...

[Crashwangdoodle]

Arson?

[azalie]

My friend had this happen to her, thinking back it was kind of awesome (not for her, of course). Fill up one of those water guns with pee and drive by her when she's walking in to school. Spray her and yell out thanks for the herpes in front of her friends.

[God Like]

Originally Posted by Skater14

I have no idea what you just said.

This female you mention seems very underclass. If her hobbies include egging ones house i would believe the girl is from a poor family and low social class. Such a female should be willing to have sex quite easily.

[Skater14]

Originally Posted by God Like

This female you mention seems very underclass. If her hobbies include egging ones house i would believe the girl is from a poor family and low social class. Such a female should be willing to have sex quite easily.

I lol'ed IRL at this.

She wouldn't give him ANYTHING, Might I add. Making out is the farthest he's got. I'm 14 and I've gone farther.. This girl was pathetic.

Question, How hard are B&E's? Are they easy to get away with? Profit + Revenge, there's nothing sweeter.

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Originally Posted by PuttinOnTheRitz

wut

I agree

[Valkyr]

FOR CHRISTS SAKE

1 - Take molotov cocktail
2 - Apply to her carpet through a window
3 - laugh

or alternatively

1 - take regular cocktail bottle
2 - shove it up her ass
3 - pics
4 - internet profit

[Skater14]

Originally Posted by Valkyr

FOR CHRISTS SAKE

1 - Take molotov cocktail
2 - Apply to her carpet through a window
3 - laugh

or alternatively

1 - take regular cocktail bottle
2 - shove it up her ass
3 - pics
4 - internet profit

lmao.

I think I might go with B&E

[Euliyae]

I love middle school drama.
Break all the windows of her house when they're out and then run their hose into one of the windows and turn it on and leave.

[Cow]

Gather your friends and break all her windows by throwing rocks.

Edit: Euliyae, you were two seconds faster than me

[Euliyae]

I wouldn't advise a B&E, you get caught and it's not going to be pretty. You need to be able to wreck some havoc and then get the fuck out of there as fast as possible.

[Skater14]

Originally Posted by Euliyae

I wouldn't advise a B&E, you get caught and it's not going to be pretty. You need to be able to wreck some havoc and then get the fuck out of there as fast as possible.

Another possibility I'm looking into is trying the doors - I swear to god, their family is stupid as hell and might leave the back door/garage side door unlocked. SWIM will try it come monday. If it works, a few iPods and electronics will be SWIM's.

[King Owl]

Originally Posted by Skater14

I'm 14

What the fuck is this shit? Get the fuck out.

[mxs]

Molotov everything!!

[Travis Bickle]

Wrap her up with tp and throw eggs at her.

Slash her tires if she has a car.

Poison her dogs.

Beat her parents up.

Deceive her friends into disowning her.

[Bender]

Does she drive? If so.

Sand in the gas tank.

Paint thinner her car.

Slash tires.

Smash head lights/tail lights.

Egg her car.


Egg her house.

Use weed killer to burn a swastika in her lawn.

Steal her mail.

Order her 10 large pizzas with nasty shit on em.

Collect dog shit from your dog, and burn it on her front steps.

When in doubt....C4

[The Happiest Little Nug]

Your brother has a car right? Kidnap her, strip all her clothes off, rape, duct tape mouth, hands, legs, drive at least 2 hours due west, and drop her off in the nearest corn field. Chloroform optional.

[PEEPLUSEM]

steal her hannah Montana collectables

[maskedwolfpup]

revenge is best planned when all the fury has died down. Doing anything short of saying "i'm sorry" (especially to a woman) will result in the cops hammering down your door.

Smart revenge is best planned when things have cooled down, not when the battle is raging (in most cases)

Never trust a woman, especially her. all she has to do is scream the R word to the police with some other made up facts and everyone will end up in jail as she and he parents "pick up the pieces"

[Bender]

revenge is best planned when all the fury has died down.

FOTB'er nailed it.

[Vox Ducis]

Have a friend pickup this bitch, make her drink a lot, take nude pics of her, make hundreds of copies, distribute them.

[Ivy Mike]

Do what my friend did to his ex
put a starved ferret/ weasel through her mail slot or something of the like.
Those little fuckers are EVIL when they are scared, like but your ankle run away then do it again 7 minutes later evil.

[PROJECT PAT]

Originally Posted by PuttinOnTheRitz

rape

this.

[undergroundbay.biz]

You've got to find out her where her school is! Next find some porn shots of a girl getting fucked by a transsexual. Now get several pictures of her and replace the head of the girl in the porn picture with her head using the "Paint" program in your computer. Make it look legit. Print "this is so and so" at the top and hang copies all around her school at around 4am on a school day! You better not leave any print on the photos!

[Tokerface]

Pour anything acidic all over her or her parents cars and slash the tires and break the windows.

[senshido]

drill her tight pussy till it bleeds...

[Brock]

Buy an 8-Ball and hide it outside/underneath her car.

Call in a tip to the pigs


Wear gloves