Uses for Fake ID

steveneedshelp · #1 06-04-2012, 04:29 AM

With a quality fake ID over the age of 21 in the US, what are some uses besides buying alcohol, getting into clubs, casinos, etc?

The Duke · #2 06-04-2012, 04:30 AM

tibberous · #3 06-04-2012, 04:37 AM

Go to a bar and tell everyone your names Brian. Pay cash, but show the bartender your id, even if she doesn't ask.

At the end of the night, pickup a girl - sexually assault her and leave her dead in her torched car.

During the investigation, everyone will be looking for 'Brian', so you won't have shit to worry about.

My Mom Is Dead · #4 06-04-2012, 04:37 AM

Hitting on chicks.
Nobody can resist the brooding charm of Bruce Fucking Wayne.

And what woman wouldn't swoon for the adventurous Johnny Law--middle name Danger???

The Duke · #5 06-04-2012, 05:04 AM

I'm Bruce Fucking Wayne, bitches!

SleepyDude · #6 06-04-2012, 01:30 PM

anything realy rent a post office box to buy illegal stuff and have it sent there and rent a storage shed to load stolen stuff or somthing else illegal

u can go to a brothel and get laid i guese depends on how good a id is
there the ony other good uses for a kid to do with a fake id

reject · #7 06-04-2012, 01:47 PM

Get one which says you're 16 then start hitting on 15/16 year old lasses and when they question your age whip out your fake ID.

Just an idea for all of y'all who are already over 21.

Kwinnie Bogan · #8 06-04-2012, 01:54 PM

Finally someone else who thinks like me. Its ,ore the parents or brothers you show the is to, when you're screwing the girls. Technically if it says you're 17 or 18 they won't give a toss if she's 15 and you're screwing her. They mug begin to care if they realise your ten years older than her.

When I shave I get all baby faced, I'm 6' 2" but can pass for 18-19. The only thing that's beginning to give me away is my slowly receding hairline. And the fact I have tooooo much money and assets to be an 18 year old.

reject · #9 06-04-2012, 02:04 PM

When I shave I can pass for 15. I might do this, re-register at school, repeat the last year and get some sweet, sweet poontang.

SBTlauien · #10 06-04-2012, 05:06 PM

Recieptless returns.

steveneedshelp · #11 06-04-2012, 07:09 PM

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Recieptless returns.

thank you, that is one thing I haven't thought of.

ladiezman89 · #12 06-04-2012, 11:17 PM

For illegal aliens they can get a job along with a fake social ss or if they know someones ss they can get an id with that name.

Kwinnie Bogan · #13 06-05-2012, 12:00 AM

...and loans through certain institutions.

steveneedshelp · #14 06-05-2012, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Kwinnie Bogan

...and loans through certain institutions.

what types of institutions could one acquire a loan, and what other forms of ID would he or she need to as I'd assume a drivers license is not enough.

Kwinnie Bogan · #15 06-05-2012, 07:15 AM

Bank statements, which are available here in the trading pit, as well as a Medicare card usually and you're good to go.

Zombie Food · #16 06-08-2012, 05:18 AM

-Put it on your bike to make it sound like a motor cycle

-Prepping lines of whatever drug you choose

-Get student discounts at the movies

-Get one that says you are under 21. Then try to buy alcohol. When they deny you teh booze say "Sorry, wrong one" then take out your real ID(or another fake one)

-Throw it at someone

-Slide it under a door you are not supposed to go through. Knock and say you dropped your Id in there and ask for it back

-Show it to the cashier after ordering some McDonalds

-Buy alcohol with your real Id. Then come back with a fake on that says you are under 21. Apoligize to them and show them the fake Id, telling them its the real one. Return the alcohol and ask for a refund. Make sure you sound and look guilty.

-Get a bunch of ID's then shave or do whatever u need to look young. Then go try and get in a club. When they ask for an Id just pull out the stack and start saying the names on there quietly to yourself as you look through them. Make sure they notice you have multiple Id's. If they don't mayve drop 2-3 while fumbling through them.

TheyCallMeNothing · #17 06-08-2012, 06:23 AM

A buddy of mine got one that said he was 17 and when he got pulled over for speeding and the cop came to his car he gave it to him and acting freaked out and started crying and begging and saying something about his parents will flip out

Got off free.

Or just be a complete ass in public...

jheit8 · #18 06-08-2012, 06:30 AM

Buying plane tickets anonymously.
Buy larger amounts of fertilizer and pseudoephedrine than the state will allow.

Zombie Food · #19 06-08-2012, 07:00 AM

Stick it in an apple at the supermarket

TORTILLA · #20 06-08-2012, 07:15 AM

ive always wanted one so I could dodge transit tickets. I have about 500$ in train/bus tickets for avoiding the fare. Fake Id would fix that

Zombie Food · #21 06-08-2012, 07:16 AM

Use it to cover yourself from mirrors on strings.

Zombie Food · #22 06-08-2012, 07:27 AM

-Find a hooker

-Buy services

-When she's done pull out your fake ID (under 18)

-Say you will call the cops on this pedo if she dosen't pay you back

-Watch the bitch run

Zombie Food · #23 06-08-2012, 07:38 AM

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Zombie Food · #24 06-08-2012, 07:47 AM

Use it to purchase a contract with an internet provider.

Then confuse people by posting shit backwards

???

Profit!!!

CarbonBV2 · #25 06-08-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by steveneedshelp

With a quality fake ID over the age of 21 in the US, what are some uses besides buying alcohol, getting into clubs, casinos, etc?

Any place where they hold an I.D so that you can checkout equipment, checkout the equipment and walkout without giving a shit about the I.D.

CarbonBV2 · #26 06-08-2012, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Food

-Put it on your bike to make it sound like a motor cycle

-Prepping lines of whatever drug you choose

-Get student discounts at the movies

-Get one that says you are under 21. Then try to buy alcohol. When they deny you teh booze say "Sorry, wrong one" then take out your real ID(or another fake one)

-Throw it at someone

-Slide it under a door you are not supposed to go through. Knock and say you dropped your Id in there and ask for it back

-Show it to the cashier after ordering some McDonalds

-Buy alcohol with your real Id. Then come back with a fake on that says you are under 21. Apoligize to them and show them the fake Id, telling them its the real one. Return the alcohol and ask for a refund. Make sure you sound and look guilty.

-Get a bunch of ID's then shave or do whatever u need to look young. Then go try and get in a club. When they ask for an Id just pull out the stack and start saying the names on there quietly to yourself as you look through them. Make sure they notice you have multiple Id's. If they don't mayve drop 2-3 while fumbling through them.

Why even post when you're a moron?

Zombie Food · #27 06-08-2012, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CarbonBV2

Why even post when you're a moron?

Lol, you're so cute.

Run along now little troll and let the adults talk now okay?

CarbonBV2 · #28 06-08-2012, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Food

Lol, you're so cute.

Run along now little troll and let the adults talk now okay?

By name alone you've implicated how low on the totem pole you are, troll? Pfff, tell yourself whatever you want pal but you are an idiot.

Zombie Food · #29 06-08-2012, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CarbonBV2

By name alone you've implicated how low on the totem pole you are, troll? Pfff, tell yourself whatever you want pal but you are an idiot.

Lol. Explain.

CarbonBV2 · #30 06-08-2012, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Food

Lol. Explain.

As I said...IDIOT. You need me to explain, tie your shoes for you, wipe your ass too? Figure it out yourself, it is written right there, man you should of just ignored my reply because now I have concretely pegged you as a complete imbecile.

jheit8 · #31 06-08-2012, 11:52 AM

Mud farmers arguing about who fails more

CarbonBV2 · #32 06-08-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jheit8

Mud farmers arguing about who fails more

Shut up, fucking white bitch.

jram · #33 06-08-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Food

-Find a hooker

-Buy services

-When she's done pull out your fake ID (under 18)

-Say you will call the cops on this pedo if she dosen't pay you back

-Watch the bitch run

I like this one it would be classic to see her face.

Zombie Food · #34 06-08-2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CarbonBV2

As I said...IDIOT. You need me to explain, tie your shoes for you, wipe your ass too? Figure it out yourself, it is written right there, man you should of just ignored my reply because now I have concretely pegged you as a complete imbecile.

I don't get it