If zok is black...

[Snoopy]

Does that mean that Kinkou & wires have AIDS?

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Vizier

I bet Zok hates you.

He really does, but he won't admit that. See, hating people makes you petty and weak and he wants to pretend like he actually has the qualities of a man. I've always talked shit since day one and zok never really took kindly to this. It bothers him when people talk shit. But instead of doing something about it, he takes the bitch way and pretends like he's above that or something. Just like he was above perma banning certain members.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Wonder how long it will take for Paragon to white knight in this thread and ban me for that post

Wouldn't white knighting a black person make you technically racist?

[Blunderstar]

What I find hilariously amusing about Zok is the way he wears his belt. Look at any photo of Zok and his belt is sticking out longer than it should be, hanging down in front of his pants. This, as most psychologists know, is a subconcious effort to compensate for a small penis.

Coupled with the fact that Zok is a defensive, meek, and cowardly chap with a superiority complex, I am willing to wager a lot of money on the fact that...

Zok has a small penis.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

What I find hilariously amusing about Zok is the way he wears his belt. Look at any photo of Zok and his belt is sticking out longer than it should be, hanging down in front of his pants. This, as most psychologists know, is a subconcious effort to compensate for a small penis.

Coupled with the fact that Zok is a defensive, meek, and cowardly chap with a superiority complex, I am willing to wager a lot of money on the fact that...

Zok has a small penis.

I bet zok has a really long, really thin penis. Like, a pencil dick but way worse. Freakish even.

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Wonder how long it will take for Paragon to white knight in this thread and ban me for that post

I just edited the name. If you make me do too much work, though, I'll ban you temporarily, because having to actually mod PEOO is pretty retarded (that is, having to give infractions and shit). But yeah, I'll totally be Zok's white knight, because he bought me Patron for my birthday, and that was pretty cool of him.

[Shrike]

Originally Posted by Paragon

I just edited the name. If you make me do too much work, though, I'll ban you temporarily, because having to actually mod PEOO is pretty retarded (that is, having to give infractions and shit). But yeah, I'll totally be Zok's white knight, because he bought me Patron for my birthday, and that was pretty cool of him.

Nobody likes you. Go and get a nose job, jewface.

[Blunderstar]

Uh, Zok used to sign his name as AJ on the original zoklet.net blog thing he had set up. I know nobody remembers this because it was the most unmemorable blog in the history of the universe (think those faggots who take pictures of their food, only even more mundane), but yeah.

[Blunderstar]

That's because Zok is the whitest black guy in the world. The photos he uploads of himself are taken in the dark to produce the illusion of him being black. Look at the photos where he's outdoors - whiter than a snowman's dick. Zok wants to be black, and that's why he shortened his name to AJ (since it sounds black). Look at his avatar - a black guy playing basketball, lol what a stereotype. That's how he wants to see himself.

[MooseKnuckle]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Wouldn't white knighting a black person make you technically racist?

affirmative action?

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

Uh, Zok used to sign his name as AJ on the original zoklet.net blog thing he had set up.

Yeah, you're probably right. I doubt he cares anyway.

Originally Posted by Vizier

Patron is good tequila, but that shit's way too overpriced. What would I need to do for a permament ban though?

Piss off Zok and wires like Dagayru?

I hate to admit this, but, at this point, you're way too good of a poster to get perma-banned unless you hack the site or something. I only pretend to hate you/want you gone, because there's nothing else to do here.

[Miley Highrus]

Paragon virtual rimjob my ego next!

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Paragon

I hate to admit this, but, at this point, you're way too good of a poster to get perma-banned unless you hack the site or something.

Is that why Fox Paws was banned? Because he hacked the site? Christ, this place is like Nazi Germany with its rules.

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

Is that why Fox Paws was banned? Because he hacked the site? Christ, this place is like Nazi Germany with its rules.

Dude, I don't follow everything that happens here. But yeah, he was probably banned for not having blonde hair and blue eyes. So what?

[Blunderstar]

I know what you're doing, it's a classic move. You got rid of Fox Paws in attempt to destroy me, just like you got rid of DaGuru in an attempt to destroy -SpectraL. You knew -SpectraL was more of a threat, and getting rid of him would be a disaster, so you took away the person closest to him. You did the same thing to me with Fox Paws. Obviously, I can see that, and I'm one step ahead of you.

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

I know what you're doing, it's a classic move. You got rid of Fox Paws in attempt to destroy me, just like you got rid of DaGuru in an attempt to destroy -SpectraL. You knew -SpectraL was more of a threat, and getting rid of him would be a disaster, so you took away the person closest to him. You did the same thing to me with Fox Paws. Obviously, I can see that, and I'm one step ahead of you.

Probably true. Fox Paws was a pretty good poster, actually. I'm going to take some time and inquire in M&A about what happened to him.

[Blunderstar]

You will succeed in your pleas in you take down Zoklet's latest vulture, Unwyred, who instated the ban. Do not trust him.

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

You will succeed in your pleas in you take down Zoklet's latest vulture, Unwyred, who instated the ban. Do not trust him.

Unwyred showed me his cock once, so I don't know if I can betray him. That's a pretty strong bond.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Paragon

Unwyred showed me his cock once, so I don't know if I can betray him. That's a pretty strong bond.

So is marriage. Again, do not trust him.

[Paragon]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

So is marriage. Again, do not trust him.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Paragon

You can trust certain people, it depends how good you are at reading them. I'm not saying that Unwyred can't be trusted just because he cheated on his wife (that was kind of a joke), but there are a lot more valid reasons as to why.

Unwyred is an overly emotional creature. I've demonstrated some examples of this before - his constant need to let everybody know he has a life outside of Zoklet, his self-indulgant posts on growing up and "maturing" as a person, and his random outburts of anger when people insult him. This isn't bad, per se, but he doesn't understand his emotions. After his recent divorce, he was on tinychat telling everybody how he was glad he cheated on her, because now he could get a lot more pussy (or whatever phrase he used to describe the bachelor life). You could taste the denial.

Emotions are good, but not when a person can't control them. Snoopy made a good jab against Zok earlier in this thread on the subject, but at least he's good at keeping things analytical (something positive to take from his aspergers).

By the way, if you're not convinced - Unwyred banned Fox Paws due to an emotional rage. Just thought I'd throw that in.

[Snoopy]

Patron is a nigger drink. I know this because rappers rap about that shit. Zok wants to affirm him being black. If he were a real nigga and not a bitch nigga he would have gotten you Henny.

[Paragon]

Patron is good. It's too expensive, but that's why it makes for a good birthday present (expensive gifts are the most manly way to show affection). I had Mexcal only once, and I can't remember whether or not I liked it, but a real man would not turn down any decent alcohol from his rapper friends.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Paragon

Patron is good. It's too expensive, but that's why it makes for a good birthday present (expensive gifts are the most manly way to show affection). I had Mexcal only once, and I can't remember whether or not I liked it, but a real man would not turn down any decent alcohol from his rapper friends.

Zok is no rapper he hates rap. Oh wait, he likes German rap. But seriously, what about Kinkou & wires?

[The Pat-Man]

circlejerk thread is circlejerking.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

circlejerk thread is circlejerking.

You're just jelly because you're alone, limp dicked and with your thumbs up your buttole with snot oozing from your nose.

[The Pat-Man]

haha you got busted being a faggot and are now projecting

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

haha you got busted being a faggot and are now projecting

Being "busted" would imply that we were doing something in secret. For instance, had this thread been in M&A. But it's not, as it's right here in the open. So, why are you jelly of us gays? Is it because our superior dick size?

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

So, why are you jelly of us gays? Is it because our superior dick size?

Man that would be the best Freudian slip ever if it was one, but i think you're still just using some weird defensive reverse psychology or some shit.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Mr Holloway is as white as he is black, ethnically.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

Man that would be the best Freudian slip ever if it was one, but i think you're still just using some weird defensive reverse psychology or some shit.

Pure fallacy.