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I hope some of you people may know how to make MDMA, I really need to make a high-school project whit this demand... Please help me, anyone?
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We have a chemistry forum, you know
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The chemicals needed to make it are typically prohibited due to obvious reasons.

And also, I don't even think a dope like you could create the stuff, anyway.
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The chemicals needed to make it are typically prohibited due to obvious reasons.

And also, I don't even think a dope like you could create the stuff, anyway.
MDMA exists, so they need to get the chemicals somewhere. Anyway, it's not as simple as making meth (which is really not that simple) so good luck with that.
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Take three extremely ripe bananas and peel them.

Lay out peels on baking sheet.

Take Colgate toothpaste and spread it on the peels. Not too thick. Just enough to cover the inside of the peels.

Bake at 350 for 20 minutes. When done scrap the inside of the peels and place "the meat" onto a plate.

Lay in direct sunlight for three days. This part is crucial. This is where the concoction converts into a psychoactive substance.

After the third day the product is ready. It might not look like much, and I know it sounds jerry-rigged, but this method produces significant amounts of MDMA. Many chemists scoff at this method, but it does work. It won't be the greatest MDMA you've ever taken, but you'll surprised just how potent such a simple recipe can be.

Also, it's imperative that you use Colgate. Some people swear up and down by Aquafresh, but I can promise you that it is, in fact, inferior to Colgate.

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Take three extremely ripe bananas and peel them.

Lay out peels on baking sheet.

Take Colgate toothpaste and spread it on the peels. Not too thick. Just enough to cover the inside of the peels.

Bake at 350 for 20 minutes. When done scrap the inside of the peels and place "the meat" onto a plate.

Lay in direct sunlight for three days. This part is crucial. This is where the concoction converts into a psychoactive substance.

After the third day the product is ready. It might not look like much, and I know it sounds jerry-rigged, but this method produces significant amounts of MDMA. Many chemists scoff at this method, but it does work. It won't be the greatest MDMA you've ever taken, but you'll surprised just how potent such a simple recipe can be.

Also, it's imperative that you use Colgate. Some people swear up and down by Aquafresh, but I can promise you that it is, in fact, inferior to Colgate.

Good luck.
this guys lieing, you need to find safolroe first. we should make a post about this like the counterfeiting guys.

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Are you a good chemist? Because making all of the precursors is fucking hard.
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Shit in a bottle and let it ferment, the resulting gas is infused with a gaseous MDMA.
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Are you a good chemist? Because making all of the precursors is fucking hard.
just tell us how to do it. its easy you just need the right equipment.

here is a archive from the successor of the hive. A community that got together and successfully produced mdma. Look up strike...the leader.

if a bunch of young people going gay on X (true story look up strike interview) and who went around calling themselves 'bees' could make it...so can you.


http://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodiu...a.drdrool.html

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extract sasfris oil from root beer and and then yr done
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Old 06-05-2012, 06:29 PM
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this is stike's first book. the reddish pink cover with happy bees on it is not gay(lol)...its simply symbolic of the happiest they experienced from unlimited supply of PURE ectasy.

5 kids got busted with MILLIONS of dollars worth. its easy to do. but a WELL kept secret.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/7797565/To...esis-II-Strike

it contains several recipes. you can order all the chemicals you need to drop houses. Saforle can me made. Mdma is worth more than gold due to its secret well guarded recipes...

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extract sasfris oil from root beer and and then yr done
unless you get REAL root beer there is no oil in the drink. Have you ever tasted oily rootbeer?
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unless you get REAL root beer there is no oil in the drink. Have you ever tasted oily rootbeer?
yes i drink only the purest of root beer. what do you think i am a fucking peasant or something
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Are you a good chemist? Because making all of the precursors is fucking hard.
i have five degrees in chemistry and a pet monkey.
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yes i drink only the purest of root beer. what do you think i am a fucking peasant or something
nobody called you a peasant, proclaims The Legendary Ninja

root beer just has no fukcing oil

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this guy sent me a PM asking me the same thing
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SHIT i didn't know he was a mud farmer
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You're an idiot and a killjoy. Fuck your mother with a zombie penis.
how is legendary ninja cutter an idiot and a killjoy?
Are you mad he is telling mdma secrets? you assholes always do try to stop it

not this time BITCH. Information will be spread

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You're an idiot and a killjoy. Fuck your mother with a zombie penis.
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how is legendary ninja cutter an idiot and a killjoy?
Are you mad he is telling mdma secrets? you assholes always do try to stop it

not this time BITCH. Information will be spread
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you sure sounded like you gave a fuck with all that ''zombie cock'' up your ass. you cant just settle for regular normal people dick huh?
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OHH your the guy who made that hilarious post early...y the fuck are u upset with me?

i didnt mean to kill your joy, i was trying to be funny...it was obviously a made up story. saying you were liein was funny.. get a sense of humor...asshole

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Black pepper contains around 0.02% piperine, which can be used to make mdma.
Otherwise, I suggest you forget all about it. You're never going to do it.
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Go to an Indian store, as another visitor posted it's going to cost a lot of money, ask for root beer, real root beer don't take the shit you can buy at the supermarket, keep coming back and tip them 100$ each time. Eventually they will just give you sasfris oil mixed with small amounts of acetone. This will be your greatest precursor from there just heat it.

Of course, you'll have to buy a lot of whatever they give you so you can work your way in. This is how I read all chemists do it on bluelight.

Edit: Fuck you.
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Go to an Indian store, as another visitor posted it's going to cost a lot of money, ask for root beer, real root beer don't take the shit you can buy at the supermarket, keep coming back and tip them 100$ each time. Eventually they will just give you sasfris oil mixed with small amounts of acetone. This will be your greatest precursor from there just heat it.

Of course, you'll have to buy a lot of whatever they give you so you can work your way in. This is how I read all chemists do it on bluelight.

Edit: Fuck you.
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