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I've rarely seen a respectable looking guy wearing a leather jacket. They're all obvious faggots trying to look tough, and I"m afraid that I'll fall into that category because of my stolen personality. What's your opinion on leather jackets? I'm talking about for people who don't ride.
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The only people that look good in leather jackets are

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There are some exceptions, but most people can't pull it off.
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Yeah, I might just buy a hoody.
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only excuse to wear a leather jacket is if you ride a motorcycle/ are a WWII pilot.
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Whatever you do, don't buy a hooded sweatshirt! The shooting-death of Trayvon nigger Martin and his subsequent martyrdom of his hooded sweatshirt have officially sealed the fate of that accursed piece of clothing. It's victim-ware. Don't ever put it on unless you want to get shot, arrested, hassled or anything else that comes with sorcery.

Leather jackets are just fine, but don't buy a new one. Buy a used one. If you buy a new jacket your money is going to go directly to the cattle industry. That's bad, because the cattle industry is bad. Don't support it. The good news is that older jackets are generally the only kind worth wearing because the new kind suck. The pinnacle of leather jacket manufacturing perfection was the mid 1980s. You really want to go for a jacket that is very well-tailored with little tolerance, and the leather itself needs to be textured (not smooth), and from this era there are plenty of jackets which fit this criteria. Of course, you need to make sure that there's no plastic on the outside of the jacket, i.e. in the cuffs or the waist. The waist and cuffs need to be 100% cotton. Elastin within the cotton is not acceptable. The interior of the jacket can be lined with a synthetic fiber if for no other reason that it seems to be the norm with run-of-the-mill jackets. This has nothing to do with fashion, it's about saving your ass on those mean city streets. Some forms of clothing are cursed and others are not. This is law.

It might be best to just wear cotton jackets.
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Depends on the jacket and what the person looks like. Biker style jackets don't look good on non bikers. Remember seeing some scrawny 17/18 yr old in a leather jacket a few months ago, doesn't look good either.
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Whatever you do, don't buy a hooded sweatshirt! The shooting-death of Trayvon nigger Martin and his subsequent martyrdom of his hooded sweatshirt have officially sealed the fate of that accursed piece of clothing. It's victim-ware. Don't ever put it on unless you want to get shot, arrested, hassled or anything else that comes with sorcery.

Leather jackets are just fine, but don't buy a new one. Buy a used one. If you buy a new jacket your money is going to go directly to the cattle industry. That's bad, because the cattle industry is bad. Don't support it. The good news is that older jackets are generally the only kind worth wearing because the new kind suck. The pinnacle of leather jacket manufacturing perfection was the mid 1980s. You really want to go for a jacket that is very well-tailored with little tolerance, and the leather itself needs to be textured (not smooth), and from this era there are plenty of jackets which fit this criteria. Of course, you need to make sure that there's no plastic on the outside of the jacket, i.e. in the cuffs or the waist. The waist and cuffs need to be 100% cotton. Elastin within the cotton is not acceptable. The interior of the jacket can be lined with a synthetic fiber if for no other reason that it seems to be the norm with run-of-the-mill jackets. This has nothing to do with fashion, it's about saving your ass on those mean city streets. Some forms of clothing are cursed and others are not. This is law.

It might be best to just wear cotton jackets.
Yeah they ruined hoodies. I was wearing one the day I heard about the "million hoodie march" on the radio and I immediately took it off.

I have this jacket. It's pimp but if you aren't a biker it's gay to wear it. Or really even wear it if you aren't riding because you look like a poser. Like all these assholes who ride around in SUV's and Trucks with harley davidson decals on them.


I think the hoodie will be ok to wear again after a while though.
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.....It's victim-ware. ..
If I ever start a tshirt business .... I am going to brand it Victim-Ware [TM].

Everybody is somebody elses victim these days in our society .... and I'll have something to fit everyone.

Forget t-shirt hell. Victim-Ware is here.
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I have a ballin leather 3/4 length coat.
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Thats what guys who ride cruisers usually wear. He needs a bandana and an eye patch. They do their best to look like pirates for some reason.

Blunderstar if you are serious, you're fake mafia persona probably comes across as really gay. Your best bet is being a biker. Get a bike, and start riding. Then you wont have to fake anything. You won't regret it. I would say get an older sport bike because you're gonna drop it once or twice if you never rode a dirt bike or anything.

I never rode a cruiser but I wouldn't mind getting one one day. But you should get a sport bike because they are so powerful. I got interested in riding for the wrong reasons, like you seem to be, but when I did I got a passion for it.
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Who you calling a faggot?
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I bought a vest instead. Made from real gorilla chest.
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I've rarely seen a respectable looking guy wearing a leather jacket. They're all obvious faggots trying to look tough, and I"m afraid that I'll fall into that category because of my stolen personality. What's your opinion on leather jackets? I'm talking about for people who don't ride.
i thought you was a girl. you were posting a while back about how much you loved whoretoachainsaw and all that. if you're not a girl then you're obviously a faggot, so what's the problem with looking like one?
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Uhh... whore to a chainsaw is a girl.
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Sometimes I wear a leather jacket with my business attire instead of a matching coat. Something about the combination is very comfortable to me.
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Leather jackets are just fine, but don't buy a new one. Buy a used one. If you buy a new jacket your money is going to go directly to the cattle industry. That's bad, because the cattle industry is bad. Don't support it. The good news is that older jackets are generally the only kind worth wearing because the new kind suck. The pinnacle of leather jacket manufacturing perfection was the mid 1980s. You really want to go for a jacket that is very well-tailored with little tolerance, and the leather itself needs to be textured (not smooth), and from this era there are plenty of jackets which fit this criteria. Of course, you need to make sure that there's no plastic on the outside of the jacket, i.e. in the cuffs or the waist. The waist and cuffs need to be 100% cotton. Elastin within the cotton is not acceptable. The interior of the jacket can be lined with a synthetic fiber if for no other reason that it seems to be the norm with run-of-the-mill jackets. This has nothing to do with fashion, it's about saving your ass on those mean city streets. Some forms of clothing are cursed and others are not. This is law.
Fuck, it hurts me to say it, but this dude speaks the truth.

Old and worn leather jackets/bomber jackets are the shit. If you get a decent jacket, with no faggoty weirdly placed zippers or this years 'fad' feature, are completely timeless and you can wear it till you die or till it falls to shit - but if it's good quality, you'll probably die first.

My whole family are German, and German people wear leather: fact. My dad is still wearing his jacket when he came over on the boat, and that was like 47 years ago. Still looks good because it's just a just a normal, unremarkable leather jacket.

Go to a thrift shop and get your self a good, sturdy jacket.
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I have a leather trenchcoat. It's completely waterproof, no wind comes through and it's really warm. Not too long, it gets right to my knee. High quality. Inside it's this bordeaux/burgundy red. It was actually my father's, who got it from my great aunt.

Downside? I look like a pedophile/SS/goth in it, even though it's really a neutral coat. I'll still wear it though. Combined with my cargo pants and marine sweater, it's great. Not very stylish perhaps, but very practical and warm.
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I have a leather trenchcoat too but it's more of an overcoat style and I only wear it in the winter.
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Hmm--speaking as an old man, whose wife rode with the Bay Area Hells Angels in the 60s--I'd have to agree.

I wore a leather jacket yesterday, a cordovan Eisenhaur-style jacket. Got it for $5 at a yard sale about six years ago.

Right now, a camo BDU jacket does the trick.
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Fuck, it hurts me to say it, but this dude speaks the truth.

Old and worn leather jackets/bomber jackets are the shit. If you get a decent jacket, with no faggoty weirdly placed zippers or this years 'fad' feature, are completely timeless and you can wear it till you die or till it falls to shit - but if it's good quality, you'll probably die first.

My whole family are German, and German people wear leather: fact. My dad is still wearing his jacket when he came over on the boat, and that was like 47 years ago. Still looks good because it's just a just a normal, unremarkable leather jacket.

Go to a thrift shop and get your self a good, sturdy jacket.


I guess not all leather jackets have to be motorcycle jackets. But Nothing keeps wind/rain out like leather. I've had to ride in the rain a few times. When I had the jacket on my upper body was completely dry. Feet were soaked Guess thats what they make conductor boots for but I ride a sport bike and that would looke really gay.

And since it's summer I havn't really been wearing mine. I think I may start again on nights when it's cooler.

@Blunderstar wow, you have to be trolling us with these threads. When you put your Sons of Anarchy patches on it be careful. I hear some people have been killed by real biker gangs for this lol. But since you won't be on a bike I guess no bikers won't be able to see it.
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