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quick question. they started random dt's at work i guess to fire everyone becaus EVERYONE i work with has a vice whether it be alcohoi,meth,pills omg the pillheads are the worst
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quick question. they started random dt's at work i guess to fire everyone becaus EVERYONE i work with has a vice whether it be alcohoi,meth,pills omg the pillheads are the worst
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I don't see a question there, mudfarmer.
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Wheres the fucking question, you faggot?
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Yes, you should fuck the boss.
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thieving bastard scum. anyways i have some clean piss at home in the fridg BUT there is a catch it is my lovely wifes piss (no one is clean in this town. so i would like to know if labcorp would know the differenc. i am not happy about carrying a bottle of piss taped to my ankle for 2 weeks but if you take drugs. (as do i) and have a pretty sweet job you gotta expect these things to happen. so thanks for reading looking foreward to your replies. thanks
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thieving bastard scum. anyways i have some clean piss at home in the fridg BUT there is a catch it is my lovely wifes piss (no one is clean in this town. so i would like to know if labcorp would know the differenc. i am not happy about carrying a bottle of piss taped to my ankle for 2 weeks but if you take drugs. (as do i) and have a pretty sweet job you gotta expect these things to happen. so thanks for reading looking foreward to your replies. thanks
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how about you stop doing drugs you junkie fuck
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sorry guys i am on a psp so fucked something lol the rest is at the bottom. sorry again i don't know what happened
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how about you stop doing drugs you junkie fuck
i only do them occaisonally
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I don't see a question there, mudfarmer.
psp only lets you write so much. that is why the question was in the other post. when i get a new pc it will mo better
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just trying to ask a simple question. on a drugtest can they tell if is male or female piss. because i will be using my wifes. it wil be at labcorp that is all i asked
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thieving bastard scum. anyways i have some clean piss at home in the fridg BUT there is a catch it is my lovely wifes piss (no one is clean in this town. so i would like to know if labcorp would know the differenc. i am not happy about carrying a bottle of piss taped to my ankle for 2 weeks but if you take drugs. (as do i) and have a pretty sweet job you gotta expect these things to happen. so thanks for reading looking foreward to your replies. thanks


Found it!..now that I've read it 3 times. It was really in there all along.

I'm pretty sure he's an alcoholic from the username and typing skill.

To answer the question though, they have the ability to yeah, but they probably aren't going to check seeing as it's just a routine drug test.
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thieving bastard scum. anyways i have some clean piss at home in the fridg BUT there is a catch it is my lovely wifes piss (no one is clean in this town. so i would like to know if labcorp would know the differenc. i am not happy about carrying a bottle of piss taped to my ankle for 2 weeks but if you take drugs. (as do i) and have a pretty sweet job you gotta expect these things to happen. so thanks for reading looking foreward to your replies. thanks
The bolded part is what will get you caught, not it being your wifes.

Bacteria will grow on the urine and the lab will pick up on the large amount of bacteria in the piss(the temp will be off also). You will automatically fail for tampering with the urine.
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how about you stop doing drugs you junkie fuck
lol reminds me of myself talking shit on you when you were a tweaker
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takashi i was a little buzzed on my kolonpins lol and also i quit drinking many moons ago just didn't appeal to me anymore. thanks for the advice. deep i thought of that earlier today. so that is out of the question. thanks for your advice as well.

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