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Old 06-15-2012, 06:05 AM
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Default Now what the fuck do I you, you fucking piece of shit?

Herp da derp! BE CONFIDENT, FAG! BE CONFIDENT. WELL I AM OCNFIDENT, CUNT. IVE FUCKING ONE ALL OF THAT SELF IMPROVEMENT SHIT AND NOW IM FUCKING BORED. WHAT THE FUCK OD I DO NOW. IT'S LIKE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BECOME RICH AND THEN WHEN THEY DO, THEY REALIZE IT ISNT FURFILLING AT ALL.

CONFIDENCE IS OVERRATED YOU LITTEL FUCKING AUTISTIC SHITS. GIVE UP NOW. FUCKING PIECES OF USCIN TUISDHFI
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Old 06-15-2012, 06:08 AM
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Confidence pisses me off. I associate it with being an asshole.
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Old 06-15-2012, 06:08 AM
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Spot saved, maybe in about 3 hours ill be drunk enough to reply to this
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ONLY REPLY UNLESS YOURE HUMAN. AND ILL FUCKING KNOW IF UR NOT HUMAn
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Old 06-15-2012, 07:28 AM
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Default Re: Now what the fuck do I you, you fucking piece of shit?

Build something of value, like meaningful friendships/relationships and shit.

I don't know. You can ask "what's the meaning of life?" and we could give you answers, but if you don't get the answer from yourself it won't do you any good.

Go outside.
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Old 06-15-2012, 07:59 AM
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Send me your residential address so that a friend's cameraman and I may have a word with you.
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NO! Do I you!
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Do the dew.
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Old 06-15-2012, 08:12 AM
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Old 06-15-2012, 08:16 AM
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Old 06-15-2012, 08:20 AM
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Butt seriously,







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Old 06-15-2012, 08:23 AM
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Old 06-15-2012, 08:26 AM
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Be advised that confidence is security announced
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Old 06-16-2012, 05:16 AM
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Be confident, nigga! Have a lil' confidence!!! See now you out there dabblin' in that criminal shiet!!! AWWWWWW SHIIET NAAAWWW NAWWW NAWWW NIGGA DON'T DO THAT!!! DAS BAD!!!

My nigga, this is college!

NAAAAAAAWWW NAWWW NAWW NIGGA THIS AMERICA.

Haha, no, dude, this is definitely college.

My man, you are most definitely mistaken. This is not college. This is America.

This college.

Naw. Now look here my man, this is America. I'm gon' beat yo lil monkey ass if you don't recognize this.

This college.

NAAAAAAAAWWW NAWWWWWW NAWW BITCH THIS AMERICA.

Do you mean to tell me that this is America? This not America. This college.

NAAAAAAAAWWWWWW NAAAAWW NAW THIS AMERICA BITCH.

COLLEGE, NIGGA!!!

AMERICA, BITCH!!! FOOO REEEELLZEEEEEE

NNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW NIGGA CAN'T BE. IS A DAMN TRAGEDY. THIS COLLEGE!

NIGGA I INSIST DAT DIS DA MAWFUCKA PROPERLY KNOWN AS AMERICA. NOT COLLEGE.

NAAAAAAWWW NAAAAAAWW NAAWW NIGGA THIS IS COLLEGE. WE STUDY.

THIS AMERICA. WE WORK HARD.

FUCK DAT SHIT WHAT THE NIGGA WANNA WORK HARD FOR? WE NEED TO B DOIN DAT REEDIN N SHIET.

NAW FUCK U NIGGA THIS AMERICA. WE WORKIN HARD 2NITE OR THERES GON BE A FIGHT.

Fuck you nigga, this college.

BUT MAWFUCKA I INSIST, THIS AMERICA.

Haha, no, dude, this is college. Ham and cheese sandwich with the bag of Dortios.

Hell naw bitch, it's all about them hot dogs.

Fuck you, nigga. This is college.

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Be confident, nigga! Have a lil' confidence!!! See now you out there dabblin' in that criminal shiet!!! AWWWWWW SHIIET NAAAWWW NAWWW NAWWW NIGGA DON'T DO THAT!!! DAS BAD!!!

My nigga, this is college!

NAAAAAAAWWW NAWWW NAWW NIGGA THIS AMERICA.

Haha, no, dude, this is definitely college.

My man, you are most definitely mistaken. This is not college. This is America.

This college.

Naw. Now look here my man, this is America. I'm gon' beat yo lil monkey ass if you don't recognize this.

This college.

NAAAAAAAAWWW NAWWWWWW NAWW BITCH THIS AMERICA.

Do you mean to tell me that this is America? This not America. This college.

NAAAAAAAAWWWWWW NAAAAWW NAW THIS AMERICA BITCH.

COLLEGE, NIGGA!!!

AMERICA, BITCH!!! FOOO REEEELLZEEEEEE

NNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW NIGGA CAN'T BE. IS A DAMN TRAGEDY. THIS COLLEGE!

NIGGA I INSIST DAT DIS DA MAWFUCKA PROPERLY KNOWN AS AMERICA. NOT COLLEGE.

NAAAAAAWWW NAAAAAAWW NAAWW NIGGA THIS IS COLLEGE. WE STUDY.

THIS AMERICA. WE WORK HARD.

FUCK DAT SHIT WHAT THE NIGGA WANNA WORK HARD FOR? WE NEED TO B DOIN DAT REEDIN N SHIET.

NAW FUCK U NIGGA THIS AMERICA. WE WORKIN HARD 2NITE OR THERES GON BE A FIGHT.

Fuck you nigga, this college.

BUT MAWFUCKA I INSIST, THIS AMERICA.

Haha, no, dude, this is college. Ham and cheese sandwich with the bag of Dortios.

Hell naw bitch, it's all about them hot dogs.

Fuck you, nigga. This is college.
I demand to see a Broadway musical based on this post, at very least a Branson musical.
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OP is mad.

Fuck confidence. Confidence is bullshit.
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