ffs everyone is a goddamned retard today

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Shrike

How many times have you posted this? In fact I bet you don't even type it out every time. You just have it saved in a notepad file and you copy-paste it into every thread that discusses Zoklet in any way. Somebody could post a thread musing on how crazy the letter Z is, and you would go "Z...Zoklet, oh man yet another excuse to say the same shit i've been saying for 3 years! Oh boy ohoboyoh boy! I can feel that this time the message will get through. This time my post will bring down the corrupt Zoklet administration, and then the Totse spirit will be restored. Man it's tough being a revolutionary, but somebody's got to do it."

I bet that's your literal thought process.

Don't be silly.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by Shrike

You're right SMU. I don't understand this new notion that you have to be some cool, impassive automaton to post on the internet, else you are mad. Heat and feelings are good.

P.S. I want to post you with vigour.

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[STEROS]

i'm a degenerate scumbag.

[Tachosomoza]

Me too. Wanna be friends, STEROS?

[STEROS]

[sepht]

Originally Posted by &Zenith

Run along kid, just don't take up your pent up frustrations out on the poor dog that happens to reside with you.

lol u mad

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by Shrike

Mine are also divorced. Anyway, sorry to hijack your thread again.

Please tell me that was sarcasm for her hijacking your stalker thread for no apparent fucking reason, because if so.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

all of you fucks are pissing me the hell off. every post I make there's some retarded asshat(s) crying about it. all I've had today are one-word-replies from noobs who think they mean something to the site and a PM from some fag asking if I'm really a girl. wtf is this shit? post with vigour, you vile, yet beautiful beings.

why is everyone so scared of words? why do people keep asking why I'm so angry/mad/upset when at one time I could express frustration and disbelief without everyone getting so uptight and butthurt?











inb4, you predictable fucking arseholes.

I've made severl multi-paragraph posts today. Mostly because they were on topics I could sink my proverbial teeth into.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Posts should say something significant.

(reads over post)

nnoooooooo arrrrrgggg fuck....

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Shrike

You do realise there are families that aren't broken and dysfunctional. Anyway I suck at making friends.

Bullshit.


On a side note, why do you want you parents to be interested in your shit? My parents usually are only interested in what I'm doing when I run down the stairs and my pops will say something from the couch like "hey mow the lawn today." or maybe "hey go wash the cars for me." or my personal favorite "go run to the store for me."

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

Bullshit.


On a side note, why do you want you parents to be interested in your shit? My parents usually are only interested in what I'm doing when I run down the stairs and my pops will say something from the couch like "hey mow the lawn today." or maybe "hey go wash the cars for me." or my personal favorite "go run to the store for me."

It is times like that you tell him to go blow a donkey cause you have shit to do .

[cowtipper]

do you want to ride my jack-ass or my go-cart but i would have to hear you not be retarded first i could get it shipped in a day if i really wanted to and you would be going 0-70 in 4 seconds... damn i miss my machine

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by cowtipper

do you want to ride my jack-ass or my go-cart but i would have to hear you not be retarded first i could get it shipped in a day if i really wanted to and you would be going 0-70 in 4 seconds... damn i miss my machine

you got a jackass that goes 70mph?


whatchu feedin that ass Willis?you got fuckin magic ass-feed? you put steroids in your ass? what's your fucking game you cowtipping fast-ass riding son of a bitch WHATS YOUR FUCKING ANGLE

[cowtipper]

well the angles on the most difficult track i have ridden varied by many degrees... it was

straightaway to hairpin turn round about that turned both ways back straightaway with a huge bank that i have almost died on going full throttle around it cause people didn't think that was possible put on the breaks and gas at same time while positioning for an even steeper turn go a while as fast as you can and turn 180 degrees to a straight away which leads to a shikaine which was the hardest part to master and many a chain were broke there except mine

[Snoopy]

So, you want special treatment? Well, there's two ways to go about that. Either start posting interesting stuff. (pfft not gonna happen you're a lazy, boring ass idiot). Or, you start showing us pussy tits and ass all day every day like a whore and we'll give you special treatment. Now go fuck an eggplant and post pictures afterwards.

[ShutMeUp]

shut up, useless bosnian-muslim-born fatass. your children are making you weak

[-SpectraL]

*Googles "eggplant" to see what they look like*

*backs slowly away from thread*

[ShutMeUp]

sn double o p d o double g has strange fetishes

[-SpectraL]

I always thought malformed cucumbers... never mind.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

sn double o p d o double g has strange fetishes

[-SpectraL]

I saw a middle-aged fat woman at the supermarket checkout once who was just in front of me and had several "suspicious-looking" vegetables on the conveyor. I guess I was staring at them at little too hard as I waited in line, and she suddenly glanced back at me with a kind of troubled smile. I was like, God... get me the fuck out of here. Very uncomfortable situation.

[ShutMeUp]

I'm sure she was just grocery shopping SpectraL. did she have lube or condoms? maybe it was a dare

[cowtipper]

was it really a man who wanted to give himself a prostate exam with a cucomber or pickle