the art of urninating

[cowtipper]

splash hold up yank yank twist stream about to jack off while pissing and a good lean wait i already did that today and my urethra thanked me for it i can't believe my dick actually grew 5 inches through the course of a piss and i didn't get any pleasure out of it... only when i am in love to do i get horny and even then i don't want to fuck i just think to my self my what a wonderful dick god gave me and it's not going to get used until either i'm married or birthday sex on my 21st cause i haven't been laid in two years shit i feel lots of blood rushing through me right now but it's not getting hard i just pissed behind the bushes in my yard had coffee with cocoa sirup and multivitamens about to take a handful of benzos and see how this goes... i can't believe all the drugs i let up my nose... anyways i am clean now from most things yet the thoughts still linger in an un threatenly manner my parents don't care that i drank the last beer in the fridge last night i haven't laid down for 24 hours and made about 10 phone calls using 411 and it was free cause i know how to use the system being a mod would be nice cause i want to put work into the community i just registered to vote and my state decides the election so i voted unaffialated my goals are a little out dated midnight i was totally faded i saw the moon turned on raid which means toons micro naped vividly while typing wish to get a web cam today so i can be skyping hold up wait a minute... dam water flow my name is pronounded Ahdam' not a dumb i hate when people call me that it's like a threat so i am bout to make amends don't leak private info or you gain no friends zoklet is a temple so keep it that way it's been my haven and that's all i have to say so keep your zok life and your personal life private unless you want to share with consent i have implicit intent if things get ugly but i've dated a fuckin pimple faced fat chick so take that models and her personality wasn't even that great and i hated her d size cups i have been single for a long time yet i mingle with anyone at a whim this is fun meth is bad just drink expresso shots i make the best coffee in the world when i want to salt milk grapes oranges apples all go in to the machine drip some watermelon kiwi with some whipped cream... or mint choco chip icecream it's a theme go green stay within the seems create your own reality and don't let people bother you stand up foryour self and always remain tre

ue

making a testament and practice was you preach if others fall under your lead then you best pray for forgiveness

don't patronize me just be honest whose good this website when people post replies guys and gurl men/women lets unite please have a great day that leeds into a restful night i am no bringer of bad news like a plight i just like to be wise and walk in the light illuminating darkness and cleansing this place with just a tad bit of might i'm gentle but strong mean but some get a long a little tiny boy at hard yet tall a twig that bends and never falls the best weed available has already been smoked it was called a cigar that me and my step dad toked i am totally broke but i don't care i know how to make money buyer beware

[Village Idiot]

ALL TRUE ALL REAL LIKE ALL GOOD MOVIES LIKE IN BRUGES MOTHERFUCKER COME HERE RIGHT

YOU DONT WANT ME TO MAKE THIS SHIT. I HAVE TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME. COME HERE. I KNOW YOU WANT TO. IM GOING TO ADMIT MYSELF BACK TO THE HOSPITAL. IM NOT TAKING A PICTURE OF MYSELF. COME HERE IM COMPLETELY FUCKED STILL WEARING MY HOSPITAL CRISIS UNIFORM BUT GHETTOIZED ALONG WITH BIKE RAIN GEAR AND A RIPPED UP DEA POLO SHIRT WALKING AROUND THE HOOD ASKING FOR CIGARETTES AND GIVING THEM AWAY TO THE NEXT CRACKHEAD WHILE PICKING UP TRASH LIKE DIME GREEN EMPTY BAGS THAT I JUST DROPPED BECAUSE WHILE IM WALKING AROUND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK EVERYONES COOL ENTERTAINED INITIALLY BUT SCARED AS WELL CAUSE THEY NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE BUT AINT NO ONE SHOOTING ME LOL BUT I HOPE THEY DO BECAUSE WHEN I GOT JUMPEDI N MY OWN HOUSE TWO DAYS AGO I THINK I DIDNT FEEL ANY PAIN NEVER UNDERSTOOD MARCIEL UNTIL TODAY ON THE REAL HES REAL LIKE YOU IM NOT ANGRY IM CALM AS SHIT WRITING THIS IM FORCING MYSELF TO SMOKE CIGS CAUSE THEY FINALLY WORK AND TASTE FOR ME 360 DRANK LAIRDS AND A HEINKENE YESTERDAY AS SOON AS I RAN THE FUCK OUT OF THE MENTAL KENNEDY HOSPITAL BUT GOT PICKED UP BY THE COPS AND DROPPED OFF AT MY HOUSE CAUSE THEYRE COOL LIKE THAT EVEN THOUGH I NEVER UNDERSTOOD NOTHING UNTIL NOW COPS DONT GIVE A FUCK THEY JUST HAVE TO ACT LIKE THEY SO WE JUST CUP THE MARIJUANA DUTCH AND WAVE TO THEM SO THEY DONT LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF JESUS OR WHOEVER THE FUCK CARES ABOUT RUN ON SENTENCES CAUSE THIS IS HOW THE MOVIE WILL BE FAST AND QUICK SO WE CAN FIT IN 10 HOURS AND MOTHERFUCKERS WILL GO TO THE MOVIE AND WATCH THAT SHIT FOR 10 HOURS AT A TIME OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR LIFE EVEN IF THEY DONT CAUSE THIS SHIT AINT GONNA BE A FOR PROFIT HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT FOR THE WHITE JEW DEVILS AND MEXICANS WHO JUST CAME HERE AND DONT KNOW SHIT ACTUALLY FOR THE MEXICANS IT WILL BE THE MOVIE SPEAKING POLISH GRAMMAR NOW HA BUT LISTEN IF YOU STILL ARE READING JUST TAKE A CHANCE I WILL BE LIKE THIS EVERYDAY BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I LEFT POLAND I DONT FEEL BETRAYED ANYMORE I FEEL GOOD NATURALLY PURE GOOD TRUTHFUL AND SOULFUL AND OMG TODAY WAS 360 PISSED OFF AT EVERYONE WHILE LOVING WHOEVER WAS AROUND ME IN PERSON AND TALKING SHIT TO EVERYONE WHO I THOUGHT OWED ME

YO DEREK THANK YOU FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME AND THANK YOU FOR NOT PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I DONT KNOW IF I COULDVE TAKEN TO WEAK ASS PUNCHES TO THE JAW IF I DIDNT CRY I LEARNED TO MUCH FROM YOU AND YOU UNDERSTOOD THE WHOLE TIME LMAO MY NIGGA YOU DIDNT EVEN WANT AN APOLOGY YOU NEEDED THAT SHIT JUST LIKE ME THOUGH DEREK BUT YOU GOT THE MIRROR I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME JUST LIKE YOU TOLD I LISTEN WHEN I THOUGHT I DIDNT BECAUSE MY VOICES WERE ALWAYS LOUDER EVEN THOUGH I COULDNT HEAR THEM ONCE YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT THEF UCK UP OR JUST TALKED CALM AROUND ME THIS IS RAW AND UNEDITED IM NOT ON CRACK OR HYPER EVEN GOT CAPS LOCK PRESSING THE SHIFT BUTTON CAUSE IM IN CONTROL NOW DISCIPLINED FUCK THE MILITARY I JUST GOT DONE 5 YEARS OF CIRCUS TIME SERVICE IM GOOD NOW MOTHERFUCKERS COME AT ME KILL ME CAUSE IT WILL MAKE ME COME BACK AS MOTHER TERESA OR A FAGGOT I DONT GIVE A FUCK

GOT TOO MUCH TO SAY

GONNA START RECORDING CONVERSATIONS NOW FOR YOU WITH PERMISSION FROM PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY

BUT PLEASE COME HERE EVEN FOR A DAY. MAKE A PAYPAL ACCOUNT and I will send you money right the fuck away no I will buy the ticket using kayak myself so you can get a cheaper flight ok? I dont know just think you are the right man for the job. Pleading like David Byrne or Lynch if they knew who I were and needed an extra for a shit side project movie GOT ME. PLUS I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR HITTING ME THAT ONE TIME AFTER I PUT PISS CLEAR WATER ON YOUR BED LOL NAH FOR REAL ASH PLEASE GOT TOO MUCH TO SAY WRITE SO I WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF MY BODY ESP anol STYLE

CHILL CAUSE IM NOT THIS IS TOO MUCH BUT I WANT A CONVINCING ARGUMENT BUT GOT NO TIME OR DO I. I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD JUST LIKE AND EVERYONE ELSE. SO FUCK WHAT YOU GOT RIGHT NOW. BUT MAYBE I DONT KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU DO. AND OF COURSE YOU WILL BE TAKING A RISK BECAUSE I MIGHT WAKE UP IN HEAVEN INSTEAD OF HERE. MY HEAD AND SOUL REALLY FEEL LIKE THEYRE LEAVING MY BODY MUST GET SOME TOXINS IN ME TO KEEP THEM IN WROTE THIS IN LIKE #-$ minutes bro

[Zok Jr.]

Have you ever heard of a word?

[cowtipper]

INDUBYNAHLY

[ArmsMerchant]

"Urninating"--the art and science of pissing into a jar full of cremains.

[LSA King]

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is this shit?

[Xlite]

My eyes!!

[LSA King]

[iTweaker]

nah fuck pissing I prefer pooping , pooping on shrooms feels so fucking good, releasing a dump when on smack is fkin impossible though , but when it happens its legendary.

[Village Idiot]

What the fuck is this.

[Lanny]

Originally Posted by LSA King

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is this shit?

Please, some of us have to browse from the office.

[Xlite]

Originally Posted by Lanny

Please, some of us have to browse from the office.

Hahaha

[888]

It stings when I piss because of having unprotected sex with a pouta

[shopping cart for brains]

yesterday i peed out a whole campfire, didn't think i could do it and my brethren believed in me not, yet my urine flowed from my penis like beer flows in canada(?) and extinguished all of the flame leaving only a few embers left.

the pee immediately vaporized up into my face though it was lulzy

[Zombie Food]

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