That moment where you know you've taken it too far.

[arleybob]

reading this thread before sleeping gives me nightmares

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

when you OD and kill yourself

[psychomanthis]

When you're on a three month MDPV binge with full blown stimulant psychosis and you start covering up all the holes and nooks and crannies with tape so the shadow people can't watch you "sleep". I also could have sworn to god that the house i was residing in had trap doors and hidden rooms where the shadow people would converge to discuss there evil intentions. I saw eyes in the dark staring at me and I nearly burned down the house too to get them out of the walls.

True story.

[Figure-8]

What did you feel when you were thinking of the shadow people?

[The Big LeBronowski]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Lol when that song was getting popular it was the summer before I went to college/fall semester, talk about white boy wasted. Honestly I wouldn't have bothered with any of that nonsense knowing what i know now, I would have gone to jail and not even called a soul, walked out a month later without all the bullshit hanging over my head and a clean(ish) slate.

Anyway,

-When you're sitting on your front porch at 4:30 AM listening to Kesha

Kesha - We R Who We R Lyrics On Screen HD WITH DOWNLOAD LINK - YouTube

hitting a meth pipe blowing huge clouds out in the open while dancing and clucking waiting for your booty call to come back over, and your roommate pulls up in her completely different looking car, you JUMP UP, run inside, then run out to greet your girlfriend for the night and then begin telling this completely straight edge person about the crazy meth binge you've had the past few days and you were just waiting on some tweaker bitch to come over to your house at 5 AM no worries just thought you were her.

&

-When you're standing up completely naked except for county-issue shower shoes in a rusty, moldy metal shower with a spoon jammed in the button to keep it running for more than 20 seconds, a fist full of overpriced commissary Vaseline and you're beating off so hard to the thought of your ex-girlfriend out there in the free world getting pounded that you shoot a huge load all over the floor and don't even bother to push it down the drain.

thug life, one wife, a mistress and a girlfriend

[Synopix]

Originally Posted by psychomanthis

When you're on a three month MDPV binge with full blown stimulant psychosis and you start covering up all the holes and nooks and crannies with tape so the shadow people can't watch you "sleep". I also could have sworn to god that the house i was residing in had trap doors and hidden rooms where the shadow people would converge to discuss there evil intentions. I saw eyes in the dark staring at me and I nearly burned down the house too to get them out of the walls.

True story.

holy shit, youre crazy...

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by The Big LeBronowski

thug life, one wife, a mistress and a girlfriend

Left hand on the steering wheel right hand on that pussy

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

2 Chainz fucking sucks.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

im going to die soon

[Figure-8]

What will you think of this time?

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

im going to die soon

amen to that


On topic i took a shit in this dudes dryer once. it was for beer money

[Jesus Stamos]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

amen to that


On topic i took a shit in this dudes dryer once. it was for beer money

Who would pay you to shit in their dryer?

[The Pat-Man]

it wasmnt his dryer it was some mother duides

[Jesus Stamos]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

it wasmnt his dryer it was some mother duides

Makes more sense now.

Back on topic:

When you pass out in a pile of trash in NYC and get taken to the hospital.

[takedrugs_killpeople]

john stAmos lnow whats up. glassjaw and a ll that shit. whats up

[Jesus Stamos]

Originally Posted by takedrugs_killpeople

john stAmos lnow whats up. glassjaw and a ll that shit. whats up

Is that the shirt I'm wearing that pic?

[takedrugs_killpeople]

Yea nigga fuxk yea it is. These fools don't even knke

[Mirana]

Laying in bed and waiting silent as a mouse for everyone to fall asleep, planning every detail in your head. Eventually curiosity over comes you and you go downstairs to your dad's fridge and grab ones of hes beers.

Silently opening it and not knowing what's gonna happen next, but before you know it. The beer can is half way and you gotta puke, you know you'll wake up everyone if you do. So you start to have a panic attack thinking about what if you get caught, eventually the fear gives in and you storm your parents room at 2am saying you need a hospital asap

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

WHEN YOU SUIT UP, fucking BO, HOLY SHIIELD, and you're fucking ready to fight

[takedrugs_killpeople]

Lol fuxking miranas post, happened so meny time 2 me

[broseph]

ahahahaha, the kid got a pen cap stuck right up his arse! and proudly blogged about it on the internet.

[Tokerface]

This was the first time I ever got high.

I had just turned 14 and a friend (same age) had finally managed to get his hands on a gram of amazing weed. We went to his house, rolled it up in a massive joint and smoked it it. Literally 2 minutes later, it's kicking in hard and my mum calls me and says we're going out to dinner at some restaurant (there was a reason, can't remember it) and that I have to come home immediately. I keep my shit together and say "uhh yeah alright", with the weed making me forget that that's probably not a good idea. My friend was so high he didn't even think it through either, he's like "alright laters dude". I walk home and go straight in to my room and hastily shut the door. I sat there thinking "alright, calm down it's going to be okay". That was when I noticed it felt like my eyes were on fire. I looked in the mirror, and was truly horrified at what I saw. My eyes were bloodshot to the point where really dark red consumed the whole sclera of my eyes and they were droopy, with the top eyelids folding down. I looked like a monster. Now my eyes are sensitive to weed, but never to this day have I seen them so red that you could have genuinely thought they were dripping blood.

So I got in the car and got to the restaurant without making any eye contact with anyone. When we sat down, my mum and dad both noticed and looked at me in utter disgust. Words can't describe the shame I felt.. I wanted them to take me outside and scream at me then and there, as the disappointment was so unbearable. I was depersonalized beyond belief, but the worst was yet to come. When the food arrived, the high was beginning to peak and I noticed I couldn't move without shaking like I had fucking parkinson's disease. I tried to eat like a normal person person but I couldn't, and keep in mind this was in public. The most frustrating part was my mind could order my body to move just fine, but my body JUST WOULDN'T DO IT. I was literally spilling food all over myself like a retard and ended up calling it quits and leaving the meal there, pretty much untouched. When I got home I copped a huge speech and yelling at, got grounded and blah blah blah, but nothing and I mean nothing compares to the shame and guilt I've felt because of that night. My parents are pretty much straight edge (they've never even been drunk) and I can only imagine what they thought of me.

Well, there it is.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Heh, really? That's the worst? Hats off to you.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Apparently I took it too far a while back.

-When you're robotripping at 3 AM, and decide to have .2 of good shard delivered. You roll a few bowls, and then decide to watch porn (duh) and jack off. To spice it up a bit, you roll a BIC pen in Vaseline and jam it far up in your ass. In the heat of the moment, you damn near pull an HTS by snapping the pen and getting ink all over your hand. Determined none-the-less, you bust a fat nut 5 hours later with your white MacBook smeared with black ink handprints, and you leave it looking that way for months until you finally decide to take some rubbing alcohol to it.

-When your friend comes over to smoke you out with some fire kush, and you've been up for a couple days and you're 4 hours into jerking off to fully clothed pics of your step-sister, you come outside and spill the beans, and describe all the times you used to jerk off into her panties completely of your own volition, and nobody asked. You two smoke a blunt, and then you go back and continue to jerk it to the same thing. When you finally cum at like 2 in the morning, with your laptop screen laid flat, and effectively give her a digital facial, you send a text to your step sister thanking her.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Also, this entire thread was taking it too far.

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=245664

It got sent to 'The Trashcan' because apparently my misadventures are too crazy to believe. I got turned out!!

Taking it too far. Ahh.

[The real slim spud]

Weed smoker you are one fucked unit

[White Jesus]

Weed smoker you awesome, keep on tweekin

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

I feel validated now.

[ChinaCat]

And you deserve that

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by ChinaCat

And you deserve that

Because this thread delivers. Now gimme moar!

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by Figure-8

What did you feel when you were thinking of the shadow people?

It felt like being watched all the time. You know that feeling you sometimes get when someone is staring at you. It's like that only coming from all directions.

[Piles of Crack]

Weed Smoker is my favorite poster, no post on Zoklet should be able to make me laugh as hard as his do, always descriptive enough to picture the scene perfectly

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by psychomanthis

It felt like being watched all the time. You know that feeling you sometimes get when someone is staring you. It's like that only coming from all directions.

It's pretty fun though, if you have weed. At the end of a 5 day run (at this point I'm talking to myself in rhyme schemes, grunts, clucks and catch phrases only.. and no matter how hard I try not to, I find myself talking to myself AGAIN. it's pretty annoying. anyway back to the point at hand) I smoked a really fucked up looking blunt of funky ass dank and I was pretty much just cold chillin with the shadow people, I accepted that they were there and we got along just fine. I invited them (aloud) to come get me and they didn't. Mutual respect.

I proceeded to listen to this song over and over and over and dance.

[PLUTO ALBUM] Future - I'm Trippin' [Feat. Juicy J]- 2012 - YouTube

[PLUTO ALBUM] Future - I'm Trippin' [Feat. Juicy J]- 2012 - YouTube
Video: click to display

Shit was fun

[Sanzenbacher]

Originally Posted by arleybob

sleeping

Nobody who's "cool" decides to "sleep". You're clearly confused as hell and not "cool" at all.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

Weed Smoker is my favorite poster, no post on Zoklet should be able to make me laugh as hard as his do, always descriptive enough to picture the scene perfectly

I do it for you. There has to be some way to make a living just tweaking constantly and doing perverted shit.

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

It's pretty fun though, if you have weed. At the end of a 5 day run (at this point I'm talking to myself in rhyme schemes, grunts, clucks and catch phrases only.. and no matter how hard I try not to, I find myself talking to myself AGAIN. it's pretty annoying. anyway back to the point at hand) I smoked a really fucked up looking blunt of funky ass dank and I was pretty much just cold chillin with the shadow people, I accepted that they were there and we got along just fine. I invited them (aloud) to come get me and they didn't. Mutual respect.

I proceeded to listen to this song over and over and over and dance.

[PLUTO ALBUM] Future - I'm Trippin' [Feat. Juicy J]- 2012 - YouTube

Shit was fun

I'm glad that you made friends with the shadow people, tell them hi from me next time you encounter them. I am never going to touch MDPV again

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

I do it for you. There has to be some way to make a living just tweaking constantly and doing perverted shit.

If you wrote a book I would literally go to Barnes and Noble and pay to read it, I'm not even lying, and I NEVER buy books

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

the market is flooded with books like ones i'd write, such as



I'm thinking like, spoken word albums. Yea. Or "hood" DVDs where I just run around tweaking. There'd be 14 hour segments of pure masturbation, though.

[White Jesus]

Tape it then. Tweeker reality TV would be sweet.

Also Weed Smokers posts are even better if you watch this: http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/speci...t_standard.htm shitty docco for the lulzyworthy behaviour of matty, a tweeker who loveees to tweek