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Mmmmm'mmmm... just gotta love the smell of burnt human flesh in the morning. Bath salts and trains don't mix very well apparently. The twitching leg was also nice touch and gave the electrocution some character.

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Old 07-04-2012, 01:02 PM
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lol great find



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Always stay away from roads and train tracks.
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Lovely. Could have used a bit more screaming, but still good.

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Old 07-04-2012, 01:41 PM
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"y isnt anybody doin anythiiiiiiin?? no dont go in there!!!"
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I like how she says, Hey! Can you move to your right!? Move to your right!", and then you see his leg twitch out once. Looks like he actually tried to follow commands but failed.
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"y isnt anybody doin anythiiiiiiin?? no dont go in there!!!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect

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see also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluralistic_ignorance
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lol @ bitches crying
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Old 07-04-2012, 04:45 PM
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If obama had a son it would look just like him.
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He was a real leader in the black community
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jeez new yorkers are retarded. how can u have a subway and not know about the highly electrified rail.
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:32 PM
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jeez new yorkers are retarded. how can u have a subway and not know about the highly electrified rail.
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he wanted to die.

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I can almost smell the burnt flesh.
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Nice video, they could easily have saved him, it just shows that women are useless in a crisis, and no man is willing to put his ass on the line to save a nigger, they know that no matter what you do for them they are ungrateful.
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:41 PM
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Nice video, they could easily have saved him, it just shows that women are useless in a crisis, and no man is willing to put his ass on the line to save a nigger, they know that no matter what you do for them they are ungrateful.
You touch him and you share his fate. We are 90%+ water.
Would YOU save him?
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You touch him and you share his fate. We are 90%+ water.
Would YOU save him?
If he wasn't black, yes I'd try wrapping some clothing around my hands and try.
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:46 PM
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The girl sounded like her pet bird just flew into an activated meat grinder and she was looking at the results which had just popped out on her sideboard.
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:50 PM
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"YOU CAN'T LET HIM BE LIKE THAT!!"

"... you can."
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:54 PM
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One of the men should have slipped his leather belt off and looped it around his ankle and pulled him off. Guy was probably dead already, although many people have survived after being fried on high voltage (cooks your insides, though, so you're never the same again even if you live).
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Old 07-04-2012, 06:00 PM
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Old 07-04-2012, 06:15 PM
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living through a lightning strike must be one of the most psychedelic experiences possible

ps spectral thanks for that other wiki link, good read
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Did nobody have an appointment or a hot date or something? That dude was slowing up the traffic majorly.
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I wouldn't put this on the same level as the bystander effect because:

- High voltage. Fuck that.
- Right in the middle of a running subway track. Fuck that.

By the way, stupid bitches always ruin incidents like these. Yelling out ignorant shit like "why aint nobody helpin' 'im??? oh mah gawd!!! noo nooo nooooo." doesn't help anyone and makes you sound like a fool. Every time that ho' said "why ain't nobody helpin' 'im???" I kept thinking "Okay then. YOU go down there and help him."
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What would have been the real coup-de-grace was if the train had of roared through station as a dead-head back to the depot, spraying fresh blood and guts and small bits of brain and intestine into the faces and gaping mouths of the herd of useless cows we saw there. They'd all be running away with their arms held up high and screaming for their Mommies.
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I like how that dumb liberal girl was touching his hand and trying to pull him up. She's lucky he didn't pull her down with him. Classic display of liberals' lack of a survival instinct.
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how the fuck did he get down there to begin with? who dicks around on subway tracks?
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You'd think in New York they'd have handguns... Still though at least this guys didn't have a hoodie and some iced tea.

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Whoa - that was a weird screw up! What's the story behind this? Is the guy under the influence of drugs or alcohol, or is he mentally ill? What's happening here?

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how the fuck did he get down there to begin with? who dicks around on subway tracks?
I guess this, in a nutshell. What the hell is going on? Anyone have any idea? Any new details surrounding this bizarre incident?
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You'd think in New York they'd have handguns... Still though at least this guys didn't have a hoodie and some iced tea.

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No one hit the emergency cut off. Or told the operators to do so.

Basically all that could be done.

Oh, they could've kept the belligerent asshole from reaching the third rail of course. It's no reason to die, but as the strangely melancholic lady uttered, "..You can."
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No one hit the emergency cut off. Or told the operators to do so.

Basically all that could be done.

Oh, they could've kept the belligerent asshole from reaching the third rail of course. It's no reason to die, but as the strangely melancholic lady uttered, "..You can."
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You would've done the same as everyone else!
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