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07-05-2012, 05:01 AM
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Archduke
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I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
The president finally decided that they had to try nuking the Aliens...
so of ALL the alien ships around the world, he decides to nuke the one over Houston, Texas.
So Houston got nuked, lol
Were the makers of this movie making a statement?
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07-05-2012, 05:05 AM
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
well Houston is a giant shithole so....
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07-05-2012, 05:19 AM
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Duke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
Independence Day was an incredibly stupid movie.
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07-05-2012, 05:39 AM
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Archduke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
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Independence Day was an incredibly stupid movie.
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Its was lotsa fun when it first came out
They were running it in every theater, and each theater was ONLY playing Independence Day... AND they were running it all day.
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07-05-2012, 11:26 AM
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Peasant
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
The alien raping the scientist scene in area 51 was probably the best scene.
meh.
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07-05-2012, 02:55 PM
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
That movie is pretty good. All the hate it gets for not being scientifically accurate or being too pro-american, never bothered me.
And it came out before the internets and the matrix had ruined movies forever.
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07-05-2012, 03:49 PM
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
I'll still watch Independence Day on Independence Day. I'm not above that.
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07-06-2012, 06:36 AM
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Archduke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
I'm gonna watch 'Guy Fawkes' on Guy Fawkes day!
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07-06-2012, 01:40 PM
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Marquis
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
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Originally Posted by Actor
Independence Day was historically accurate movie.
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Fixed!
I like the bit when the English people are like:
"We've got a single from the Americans. They've found a way of taking them down."
And the other guy is like:
"It's about bloody time."
American stereotypes about English people are ace.
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07-06-2012, 03:25 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
Oddly enough they supposedly want to do a two part sequel
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07-06-2012, 09:04 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
Houston, you have a problem.
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07-06-2012, 09:26 PM
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Archduke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
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Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream
Fixed!
I like the bit when the English people are like:
"We've got a single from the Americans. They've found a way of taking them down."
And the other guy is like:
"It's about bloody time."
American stereotypes about English people are ace.
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Americans come up with some of the best stereotypes in the business.
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07-07-2012, 04:46 PM
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Archduke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
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Americans come up with some of the best stereotypes in the business.
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Then they showed the French guy, holding a big piece of bread, wearing a beret and sipping some wine all while riding a bicycle
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07-07-2012, 05:28 PM
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Marquis
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
The movie was very informative actually. We all learned that a simple computer virus is all it takes to stop an entire mothership of aliens.
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07-07-2012, 11:26 PM
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Archduke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
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Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
entire motherfuck of aliens.
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More accurate description.
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07-08-2012, 08:54 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
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Originally Posted by Pancake
I'm gonna watch 'Guy Fawkes' on Guy Fawkes day!
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You could watch V For Vendetta, that's pretty close to a Guy Fawkes movie.
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The movie was very informative actually. We all learned that a simple computer virus is all it takes to stop an entire mothership of aliens.
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Uploaded by a Mac laptop. Still, it's not really any worse a plot point than War of the Worlds, where the Martians die due to not fucking checking that they can breathe the air safely.
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07-08-2012, 11:37 PM
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
been watching Shrike masturbate for the past 6 months, fuck my dick is sore from all the fap-a-longs
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07-09-2012, 01:02 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
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Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS
been watching Shrike masturbate for the past 6 months, fuck my dick is sore from all the fap-a-longs
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I keep getting jizz on my keyboard, it's kind of gross. I need to figure out a different technique or angle to sit at or something.
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07-09-2012, 01:13 AM
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
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I keep getting jizz on my keyboard, it's kind of gross. I need to figure out a different technique or angle to sit at or something.
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recline more. if you use a plain white hanes t-shirt as a masturbation bib, then there is no mess.
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07-09-2012, 03:42 AM
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Grand Duke
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Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny
Shit film
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