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Old 07-05-2012, 05:01 AM
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Red face I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny

The president finally decided that they had to try nuking the Aliens...
so of ALL the alien ships around the world, he decides to nuke the one over Houston, Texas.
So Houston got nuked, lol

Were the makers of this movie making a statement?
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Old 07-05-2012, 05:05 AM
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well Houston is a giant shithole so....
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Old 07-05-2012, 05:19 AM
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Independence Day was an incredibly stupid movie.
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Old 07-05-2012, 05:39 AM
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Independence Day was an incredibly stupid movie.
Its was lotsa fun when it first came out
They were running it in every theater, and each theater was ONLY playing Independence Day... AND they were running it all day.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:26 AM
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Default Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny

The alien raping the scientist scene in area 51 was probably the best scene.

meh.
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:55 PM
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Default Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny

That movie is pretty good. All the hate it gets for not being scientifically accurate or being too pro-american, never bothered me.

And it came out before the internets and the matrix had ruined movies forever.
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I'll still watch Independence Day on Independence Day. I'm not above that.
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Old 07-06-2012, 06:36 AM
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I'm gonna watch 'Guy Fawkes' on Guy Fawkes day!
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Independence Day was historically accurate movie.
Fixed!

I like the bit when the English people are like:

"We've got a single from the Americans. They've found a way of taking them down."

And the other guy is like:

"It's about bloody time."

American stereotypes about English people are ace.
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Default Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny

Oddly enough they supposedly want to do a two part sequel
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Old 07-06-2012, 09:04 PM
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Houston, you have a problem.
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Fixed!

I like the bit when the English people are like:

"We've got a single from the Americans. They've found a way of taking them down."

And the other guy is like:

"It's about bloody time."

American stereotypes about English people are ace.
Americans come up with some of the best stereotypes in the business.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:46 PM
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Americans come up with some of the best stereotypes in the business.
Then they showed the French guy, holding a big piece of bread, wearing a beret and sipping some wine all while riding a bicycle
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Default Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny

The movie was very informative actually. We all learned that a simple computer virus is all it takes to stop an entire mothership of aliens.
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entire motherfuck of aliens.
More accurate description.
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Old 07-08-2012, 08:54 PM
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Default Re: I'm watching Independece Day, and I realized something kinda funny

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I'm gonna watch 'Guy Fawkes' on Guy Fawkes day!
You could watch V For Vendetta, that's pretty close to a Guy Fawkes movie.

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The movie was very informative actually. We all learned that a simple computer virus is all it takes to stop an entire mothership of aliens.
Uploaded by a Mac laptop. Still, it's not really any worse a plot point than War of the Worlds, where the Martians die due to not fucking checking that they can breathe the air safely.
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been watching Shrike masturbate for the past 6 months, fuck my dick is sore from all the fap-a-longs
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been watching Shrike masturbate for the past 6 months, fuck my dick is sore from all the fap-a-longs
I keep getting jizz on my keyboard, it's kind of gross. I need to figure out a different technique or angle to sit at or something.
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I keep getting jizz on my keyboard, it's kind of gross. I need to figure out a different technique or angle to sit at or something.
recline more. if you use a plain white hanes t-shirt as a masturbation bib, then there is no mess.
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