best way to cook tamales

[constantinople]

i got like 72 dozen tamales what do?

[Vizier]

You need one of those. See, the bottom has holes and you put some water in there so the steam will cook them up.

[Zombie Food]

You can just boil them too right? I belive this is what my family does but tbh, all the women do the cooking so I don't really know.

But I dont think I've ever seen a soaking wet tamale either lol.

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by Mai'q the liar

You can just boil them too right? I belive this is what my family does but tbh, all the women do the cooking so I don't really know.

But I dont think I've ever seen a soaking wet tamale either lol.

Lol, boil the tamale? Hahaha, what the fuck? God damn boy, you dumb!

[Zombie Food]

No u

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by Mai'q the liar

No u

Dude you literally just said you thought they boiled tamales, haha even after they posted a picture of a double boiler, that cooks with you know, steam. Hahahhahahahahahaha, too fucking great, so glad I came to this thread to discover your idiocy.

Edit: Looks like it is just a picture of a tamale holder on further inspection, but you're still a dumbass.

[Zombie Food]

Yeah but ur fat

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by Mai'q the liar

Yeah but ur fat

Am I? I have concrete proof you're a fucking moron, but your proof doesn't seem...as tangible.

[xannex]

Here is a tutorial I posted -
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=204257

Vizier is right, if you have a steamer basket that would be easiest, but if you don't you can kind of make a double boiler set up using two pans.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

The best way to cook tamales is to make them hot.

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by Mai'q the liar

You can just boil them too right? I belive this is what my family does but tbh, all the women do the cooking so I don't really know.

But I dont think I've ever seen a soaking wet tamale either lol.

Bwahahahahaa, totally forgot about this...idiot.

[Benjamin Linus]

Originally Posted by CarbonBV2

Dude you literally just said you thought they boiled tamales, haha even after they posted a picture of a double boiler, that cooks with you know, steam. Hahahhahahahahahaha, too fucking great, so glad I came to this thread to discover your idiocy.

Edit: Looks like it is just a picture of a tamale holder on further inspection, but you're still a dumbass.

Be careful with the calling of idiot there son. You just called a steamer a double boiler, then you said a double boiler cooks with steam, then when you edited to fix your post you still fucked up and called a steamer a tamale holder. Soooooo........

But yeah, thinking you boil them was pretty bad. It reminds me of when I thought that corned beef was just short for corned beef hash. Anybody wanna guess what happened when I tried making corned beef and cabbage the first time? But hey, I was ~15 at the time. Definitely a real life face-palm.

[Zombie Food]

Lol^

At least I asked a question rather than assuming. But anyway, asked my abuelita and she says she uses a steamer. I guess I never bothered to look inside the steamer lol. I just heard boiling water.

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Linus

Be careful with the calling of idiot there son. You just called a steamer a double boiler, then you said a double boiler cooks with steam, then when you edited to fix your post you still fucked up and called a steamer a tamale holder. Soooooo........

But yeah, thinking you boil them was pretty bad. It reminds me of when I thought that corned beef was just short for corned beef hash. Anybody wanna guess what happened when I tried making corned beef and cabbage the first time? But hey, I was ~15 at the time. Definitely a real life face-palm.

Go look up what a double boiler is you fucking idiot, how about go look up instructions on how to make tamales and watch as they use the word DOUBLE BOILER. Yes, a double boiler does cook with steam, do you think because it has the word BOIL in it that it BOILS shit besides water? Lol, FUCKING MORON SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T EVER TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU CUNT!

[Euda]

These still sound like some wild and crazy ethnic food. Are they good?

[mafiabro]

The way I cook tamales is in the microwave because im way too much of a lazy nigger to get a steamer or non-shit tier tamales.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

tamales suck imo.

['Ed Rush]

Originally Posted by Euda

These still sound like some wild and crazy ethnic food. Are they good?

WTF man you have seriously never had a tamale? I expected better of you. And yes, they are good.....if properly prepared. I've had plenty where the filling was bland and the masa underseasoned.

[STEROS]

mmmm... tamales...

i haven't had one in forever... i use to drown them in guacamole and sour cream and eat it with a side of white rice.

[Benjamin Linus]

Originally Posted by CarbonBV2

Go look up what a double boiler is you fucking idiot, how about go look up instructions on how to make tamales and watch as they use the word DOUBLE BOILER. Yes, a double boiler does cook with steam, do you think because it has the word BOIL in it that it BOILS shit besides water? Lol, FUCKING MORON SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T EVER TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU CUNT!