Global Zoklet meetup - Page 3

Zombie Food · #81 07-15-2012, 06:17 AM

^Rc's nigga

You can arrest me but you will never charge me!

Blunderstar · #82 07-15-2012, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

Here's what will happen. Most of these people will get together, get shitfaced and high on whatever thing that's crushed enough to be snorted or smoked. Most will probably be too shy or akward to talk to one another. Let's say 50 people meet up. Out of those, problably 5 will be women, at most. These 5 women will constantly be surrounded by 5 or more males at a time, each and everyone trying to get in their panties. These five women will probably stick together and have small talk between them. Except Jerome, she'll probably get gangbanged by several people.

The older crew, people more or less 22-28 years old will possibly stick together and talk about bullshit things like their jobs, families or any other trivial shit.

Everyone will take pictures, a few kids will probably go hardass and try to fight each other, and at dawn or earlier everyone will go back home, post about it on zoklet and forget about it.

Am I the only one who thinks the opposite of this? Like, a lot of us aren't socially awkward teens anymore. We're socially awkward adults. I think kotw, snoopy, fox paws, daily, me, village idiot, etc would actually get along and have a blast. I'd really look forward to bullying the spiritual fags as well.

Blunderstar · #83 07-15-2012, 06:24 AM

Wait, something tells me that everyone I could depend on would suddenly befriend people like Unwyred and Paragon, and wouldn't want to make fun of them with me anymore.

Captain Falcon · #84 07-15-2012, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkhunter

I'd team up with Unwyred and arrest you all.

Zombie Food · #85 07-15-2012, 06:26 AM

I'm coming over Falcon.

Blunderstar · #86 07-15-2012, 06:27 AM

OH GOD, I can see it now.

Blunderful: Hey Unwyred, you fucking suck!
Daily: What? He's cool in real life.
Blunderful: What?
King of the world: Yeah, leave him alone, fag.
Blunderful: Nooooooo!

pill popper · #87 07-15-2012, 06:29 AM

Only good reason for this is to murder Enter. Paragook and Unfagged

Zombie Food · #88 07-15-2012, 06:32 AM

It would go like this, everyone would choose a place and time. When everyone gets there, cops are waiting to search you.

its a tarp

STEROS · #89 07-15-2012, 06:35 AM

i'd probably end up pick-pocketing you all.

pill popper · #90 07-15-2012, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by STEROS

i'd probably end up pick-pocketing you all.

You'd end up blowing Umwyred

**Zanick** · #91 07-15-2012, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mordisk

id stab a few of you

This. You'd be surprised how easy it is to stab people, just get a pair of scissors, wait by the side of a bike trail and as somebody goes by, slash the hell out of them and run.

Zombie Food · #92 07-15-2012, 06:55 AM

Zanick you scurry

Blunderstar · #93 07-15-2012, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pill popper

Only good reason for this is to have sex with Enter.

Bender Gasp - YouTube

jheit8 · #94 07-15-2012, 06:58 AM

I'd build a speaker van and blast propaganda at yall fuckers.

You guys should invite wires, then gangbang her and give her another baby to kill.

pill popper · #95 07-15-2012, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Blunderstar

Bender Gasp - YouTube

Failure and you know it . Your death would be a accomplishment

Blunderstar · #96 07-15-2012, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by pill popper

Failure and you know it . Your death would be a accomplishment

What's the square root of 64?

Irukanji · #97 07-15-2012, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by lillix

The polar fucking opposite, yes.

If I use a non-polar solvent, does that mean I can dissolve Mensa?

pill popper · #98 07-15-2012, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Blunderstar

What's the square root of 64?

Having your mother open a package with your severed head in it would be nice

takedrugs_killpeople · #99 07-15-2012, 07:20 AM

I would go. What more can I say?

Darkhunter · #**100** 07-15-2012, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mai'q the liar

^Rc's nigga

You can arrest me but you will never charge me!

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Originally Posted by Mai'q the liar

It would go like this, everyone would choose a place and time. When everyone gets there, cops are waiting to search you.

its a tarp

We'd say you all were terrorists and use the Patriot Act to detain you indefinitely by pointing to Zoklet as proof. Enjoy your cock meat sandwich from Big Bob.

Jealiaz · #**101** 07-15-2012, 12:56 PM

I'd wanna meet

:
Snoopy - IDFKW

STD- He's fucking hilarious

Ghoul - He's so cool

Miley Highrus · #**102** 07-15-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by zanick

This. You'd be surprised how easy it is to stab people, just get a pair of scissors, wait by the side of a bike trail and as somebody goes by, slash the hell out of them and run.

Aren't you from chicago as well? Seriously me you captain falcon and kipo should do something. Would be lulz

Oct · #**103** 07-15-2012, 01:09 PM

Whever we are it best have wheelchair access for Tacho. Daily can take Kippo's virginity and i'll relapse for one massive drug/ drink binge. Just this once though. I mean one time can't be that bad...can it?

lillix · #**104** 07-15-2012, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Irukanji

If I use a non-polar solvent, does that mean I can dissolve Mensa?

Why not use Dimethyl Sulfoxide and absorb Mensa transdermally?

NdGT isn't soluable though, you'll have to crush him up and rail him.

Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, right, Zoklet meetup. Yeah, let's do the damn thing.

STD · #**105** 07-15-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by -SpectraL

I'll bring the butcher knife.

Spec lend it to me and we'll be pals. If you don't remind it soaked in my blood.

BITCH TITZ · #**106** 07-15-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lillix

Why not use Dimethyl Sulfoxide and absorb Mensa transdermally?

NdGT isn't soluable though, you'll have to crush him up and rail him.

Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, right, Zoklet meetup. Yeah, let's do the damn thing.

you live near maricopa county? are you a fat?

lillix · #**107** 07-15-2012, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

you live near maricopa county? are you a fat?

Just over the Pinal border in the east valley. And no, I'm not remotely fat. If anything I could use a cheeseburger.

BITCH TITZ · #**108** 07-15-2012, 01:25 PM

pix or fuck off

Snoopy · #**109** 07-16-2012, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

Dunno man, I'd totally drink a bottle of mezcal with Snoopy.

When I am sober, I am a very sensible person capable of the highest form of reason, tolerance, restraint, self-control and compromise.

But when I'm shit faced... oh boy. I'm able to keep control pretty far into drunkness, but once the line is crossed I go full retard. Drive drunk against traffic, throw bottles of piss at bikers, beat on whores kind of full retard.

That's why I hardly ever get that drunk. And I sure as fucking hell would never get that drunk around anyone from zoklet. No offense, but I like to have people around me that would stop me from throwing a dozen of molotovs at a police station in the middle of the night, opposite to having people around me that would supply me with the molotovs.

arleybob · #**110** 07-16-2012, 08:29 PM

So this is going down in canada right

Daily · #**111** 07-16-2012, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

When I am sober, I am a very sensible person capable of the highest form of reason, tolerance, restraint, self-control and compromise.

But when I'm shit faced... oh boy. I'm able to keep control pretty far into drunkness, but once the line is crossed I go full retard. Drive drunk against traffic, throw bottles of piss at bikers, beat on whores kind of full retard.

That's why I hardly ever get that drunk. And I sure as fucking hell would never get that drunk around anyone from zoklet. No offense, but I like to have people around me that would stop me from throwing a dozen of molotovs at a police station in the middle of the night, opposite to having people around me that would supply me with the molotovs.

coffee is okay then, right!!

Snoopy · #**112** 07-16-2012, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Daily

coffee is okay then, right!!

I don't really drink coffee but I might make an exception for you.

Captain Falcon · #**113** 07-16-2012, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

I don't really drink coffee

Blasphemy.

Snoopy · #**114** 07-16-2012, 09:03 PM

I don't see the point of drinking coffee.

DJ Meaty Cheeks · #**115** 07-16-2012, 09:09 PM

We could get JFLC and Tacho in the same room dosed on a big pile of MDMA and see if they fuck.

Captain Falcon · #**116** 07-16-2012, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

I don't see the point of drinking coffee.

I kind of like the taste, but I really drink coffee because your piss smells hilarious afterwards.

Daily · #**117** 07-16-2012, 09:12 PM

coffee drinkers are fucking retarded - you now those people who whine about needing a coffee and who make a big deal out of getting a coffee and complain they didn't drink coffee in the morning and stuff

King of the world · #**118** 07-16-2012, 09:17 PM

Yeah, they're weirdo pussies... they're important enough to think everyone and everything's out to get them because they're so victimized and want attention. UGH!

bortmackie · #**119** 07-16-2012, 09:17 PM

chicago ill noize

Mirana · #**120** 07-16-2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Daily

coffee drinkers are fucking retarded - you now those people who whine about needing a coffee and who make a big deal out of getting a coffee and complain they didn't drink coffee in the morning and stuff

It started here.

Sexist Coffee Ad (ca. 1960s) - YouTube

And it grew into this.

^that my friend, is Satan's devil daughter. A corporate enterprise from hell consuming our souls before we even get to hell.

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