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Old 07-17-2012, 07:59 PM
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Is it true aspirin will throw off a drug test?
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:00 PM
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yup aspirins the trick
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:00 PM
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:03 PM
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Yes. It works. Why else would aspirin still be sold? It doesn't do shit for pain. They're solely in the market of fucking up drug tests. That's why they tell you not to take aspirin before the test.
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:09 PM
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I think it will give you a false positive, so, good luck with that.
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:19 PM
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not for weed.

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Old 07-17-2012, 08:23 PM
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Use Sure-Jell, Certa, etc
http://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24316
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:17 AM
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Throw it right off the shelf it will, guv'na
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Asprin will not help you pass a drug test. However, this will:


1. Drink 72oz of water
2. Take 1000mcg Vitamin B-12 Complex
3. Drink 8oz of coffee, tea, or cola
4. Drink 24oz of water
5. Urinate 3 times before test
6. Catch "mid-stream" of urine for sample
7. ???
8. Profit.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:46 AM
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Helped me cover up my marijuana use for my job with O'Reilly.
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Old 07-18-2012, 11:33 AM
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yes aspirin will work but you need to take about 25 or maybe 26
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Default Re: Using aspirin to pass a drug test

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Asprin will not help you pass a drug test. However, this will:


1. Drink 72oz of water
2. Take 1000mcg Vitamin B-12 Complex
3. Drink 8oz of coffee, tea, or cola
4. Drink 24oz of water
5. Urinate 3 times before test
6. Catch "mid-stream" of urine for sample
7. ???
8. Profit.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:02 PM
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this shit right here nigga?
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Old 07-18-2012, 04:50 PM
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Default Re: Using aspirin to pass a drug test

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Is it true aspirin will throw off a drug test?
It seems like I read somewhere on the interwebs that apsirin interfered with the detction of THC in older drug tests(THC alone mind you). Newer drug tests aren't succetable to this error.

I don't remember how legitimate the info was, though, so take it with a grain of salt.
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