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Old 07-29-2012, 08:27 AM
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anybody else wake up and piss in bottles instead of walking all the way to the bathroom?
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Old 07-29-2012, 08:34 AM
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Old 07-29-2012, 08:37 AM
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Old 07-29-2012, 08:59 AM
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i used to piss in bottles when i'd be fucking high out of my mind on JWH in a half-way house.. other than that, i pissed in a bottle the other day twice though because I was trippin on 25i NBOME and it just felt right.
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Old 07-29-2012, 09:20 AM
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When you own your own house like I do you can piss where ever you want. fuck bottles
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Old 07-29-2012, 09:47 AM
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I own my house too motherfucker that doesn't mean I wanna get up n walk to the bathroom in the middle of sleep
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:28 AM
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then piss on the floor like I do
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:33 AM
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When I wanna beat off but I have to piss but I don't wanna get up to go to the bathroom <3
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:40 AM
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Pissing in bottles is so much more satisfying then pissing in a toilet.
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Old 07-30-2012, 05:05 AM
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Yep I do that all the time, or i did before I had a bathroom right across the hall.
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Old 07-30-2012, 05:36 AM
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Not so much now. Gotta stay on top of that. The smell that a couple of pee bottles and a desk of empty beer cans can generate in the summer time is powerful.
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Old 07-30-2012, 05:39 AM
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That is beyond lazy. Pissing in bottles on a road trip is one thing, but not walking your fat ass to the bathroom after waking up is pathetic.

I'd love to pee in your mouth.
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Old 07-30-2012, 05:40 AM
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>yfw pissing in can and forgetting you pissed in it and taking a drink
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:51 PM
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I pissed in a bowl a few nights ago because I didn't want to wake anybody up. I then rinsed it with water and put it with the clean bowls.
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Old 07-30-2012, 01:11 PM
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When you own your own house like I do you can piss where ever you want. fuck bottles
You're doing it wrong. You can piss everywhere in a rented house; pissing on something you actually own yourself is stupid.
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Old 07-30-2012, 01:23 PM
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I like pissing outside. Extremely satisfying for some reason.
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Old 07-30-2012, 01:31 PM
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I pissed in a bowl a few nights ago because I didn't want to wake anybody up. I then rinsed it with water and put it with the clean bowls.
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Old 07-30-2012, 02:08 PM
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When I was at uni I used to piss in my sink rather than walk to the toilet.

Then it just became habit.
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:15 PM
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When I was at uni I used to piss in my sink rather than walk to the toilet.
Oh yes. And I used to wash my clothes in the same sink rather than pay for the washing machines.

I know someone who shits in sinks. He's a very odd guy.
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So he has to use his hand to force it down the plug hole? That dude has problems.
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:31 PM
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Nothing can beat pissing trough the open window at night after some beer.

The higher the floor is - the more liberatory it feels letting you loose.
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You people are pretty gross. I mean, seriously. Pissing in bottles because you can't walk a few feet to a toilet?

What the hell?
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Pissing in sinks is great, you eliminate the risk of urine and toilet water splashing all over the place and for me the height of the sink is optimal enough, right around dick level. Then if you wash your hands the water also removes the urine. I also use the toothpaste technique to get the last drops out, then wash off the tip. Tres pratique.
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I remember that someone on here once said they put a towel against their dick and pissed in it because they didn't want to get out of bed.
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:38 PM
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I pee in the sink all the time
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I remember this time I was in holiday with my cousin and we were going back to the apartment the family had rented. We saw the window of a car who had been left slightly open. The car belonged to a guy who pissed everybody off in the place. So we spent the night drinking water and pissing in bottles. At 5 am we got out of the apartment and poured around 2.5 liters of piss inside the motherfucker's car. He yelled like a sicko when he discovered our gift. Everybody was .
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since it is about 150 yards to the nearest outhouse, heck yes I pee in bottles. Those gallon milk jugs are perfect for the purpose.
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I do it occasionally, mostly if i'm baked.
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My roommate and I share one toilet, so if he's in the shower for a while and I gotta piss like a racehorse I gotta improvise.
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Old 08-04-2012, 04:56 PM
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For a while I had to record how much I would piss at a time due to some medical problems, so I had this old peanut butter jar I washed out and poured 100ml of water in at a time and marked off to make a measure cup out of it, I pissed in that at home for about 3 months. The most I ever filled it with one go was 450ml... Normally only putting out like 100ml at a time, thats not alot, it fucking sucked, having to piss 15 times a day and struggling every time, anyway I digress, thats my tale of jug pissing.
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I use to do this then i realize how sick it is and grow up. you wont get laid if you keep bottles of urine sitting around your bedroom, also it means you are projecting and could turn gay
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When I was little I would pee in the gap between the wall and my bookshelf. One day years later I had to clean out my room and found this huge piss-stain all over the wood floor, it wreaked so bad. I also used to shit in grocery bags because it makes a good sack for beating people. Nowadays I mostly restrict myself to sinks, and the occasional toilet.
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u gross zanick, u aint never gonna get with those chicks u stock if you crap in grocery bags
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u gross zanick, u aint never gonna get with those chicks u stock if you crap in grocery bags
I stopped that shit years ago, my practical use of fecal matter is much more sophisticated now.
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well im glad you got clean this addiction affects alot of my coworkers and they really struggle constantly relapsing, on the brink of divorce and foreclosure is how it affects them
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what the fuck is wrong with you? if you live in a house or a flat or an apartment, whatever (uni/college halls excluded) the nearest bathroom is less than 5 mins walk away. you are gross and lazy if you can't be bothered to use the bathroom


I can't wait for some chick to see your piss bottles and tell everyone you act like a 5-year old
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the fantasies never really go away, but I'm in a really shitty place now and that's what's important.
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