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Old 07-29-2012, 12:40 PM
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Mad My cock is too fucking big..

My God, this is getting to the point where it's ridiculous. I'm 14 inches whilst flaccid and there's nothing I can do about it. Whenever I'm with a girl, I almost pass out due to the blood all redirecting to my genital area..

Any girl would be consumed by it.. I'm a freak and I'll never live this down.
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:43 PM
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:43 PM
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Whenever I'm with a girl

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Old 07-29-2012, 12:46 PM
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I'm thinking about getting surgery for it, but it's pretty expensive and I might still need it. Imagine if I got the penis reduction surgery, then all of a sudden had an urge to become a porn star. I'd hate myself.
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:53 PM
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You've never been within six metres of a woman, shut the fuck up.
Also lol at your small dick.
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:58 PM
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:14 PM
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You've never been within six metres of a woman, shut the fuck up.
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:21 PM
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Goddamn motherfucker.
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:40 PM
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Goddamn motherfucker.
i can't believe you still give a shit about this.

half the time when i'm watching sex or home-made videos the guy has a small dick and he's still getting his woman off... man the fuck up.
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:53 PM
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#whiteboyproblems
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Old 07-29-2012, 02:02 PM
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No worries OP, you're not alone. Malice and the Chinese got small dicks to.
If it bothers you so much to have a small penis, i suggest trying jelqing rather than surgery.
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