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Old 08-01-2012, 12:18 AM
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Old 08-01-2012, 12:31 AM
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Old 08-01-2012, 12:32 AM
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a guy is excited about something he loves....ya douche, find some passion in your own life instead of condemning others
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Old 08-01-2012, 12:37 AM
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a guy is excited about something he loves....ya douche, find some passion in your own life instead of condemning others
Lol, I'm well aware of trainspotters and it's not always easy to spot trains. You actually gotta hunt them down wait hours for it to come, so I totally understand the excitement, ya douche.
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Old 08-01-2012, 12:37 AM
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a guy is excited about something he loves....ya douche, find some passion in your own life instead of condemning others
I like your attitude.
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Old 08-01-2012, 12:57 AM
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I bet he jerks off to this video.
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Old 08-01-2012, 01:03 AM
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Old 08-01-2012, 01:12 AM
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Old 08-01-2012, 04:58 AM
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It's good to see someone care about something besides drugs or iphones.
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:05 AM
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a guy is excited about something he loves....ya douche, find some passion in your own life instead of condemning others
Well, that's fine, but all the moaning and excited groaning was a bit much.
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:20 AM
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Shit, I wish I could get that excited over trains.
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:23 AM
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A little weird but I have to introspect before I bash this guy.

I get really excited over new guns and shit so...I guess this is fine.
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:28 AM
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Pretty sure he's a virgin.

Yep. Just checked my innernets. Confirmed virgin.
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:32 AM
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fuck id kill to be able to get that excited about anything, shit i wouldnt be that excited if jessica alba magically appeared in my lap butt ass naked.
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:35 AM
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Must be a relative of double rainbow all the way guy and kfc-taco bell guy

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Old 08-01-2012, 06:26 AM
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Video was relaxing. I also shared his enthusiasm over the horns. Gotta love a good honking.
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Old 08-01-2012, 06:27 AM
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Old 08-01-2012, 06:39 AM
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Old 08-01-2012, 06:41 AM
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Yes, that's the same dude I think. He just go around trainspotting.
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Old 08-01-2012, 07:19 AM
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DOUBLE MOTHER FUCKING TRAINBOW!

Seriously though, I can only hope I find something in life that makes me as happy as the man in that video.
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Old 08-01-2012, 07:22 AM
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DOUBLE MOTHER FUCKING TRAINBOW!

Seriously though, I can only hope I find something in life that makes me as happy as the man in that video.
I found something like that once. But unfortunately, I walked into my room one day to find my roommate... masturbating in the chest cavity of it. I think that... it isn't worth the pain. Just be happy with the hope of finding something. That's all I take solace in these days - the hope that I'll one day find something that beautiful again. Of course, deep down I know that my hopes will be crushed, but focusing too far ahead destroys the illusion of that happiness, I guess.
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:19 AM
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I found something like that once. But unfortunately, I walked into my room one day to find my roommate... masturbating in the chest cavity of it. I think that... it isn't worth the pain. Just be happy with the hope of finding something. That's all I take solace in these days - the hope that I'll one day find something that beautiful again. Of course, deep down I know that my hopes will be crushed, but focusing too far ahead destroys the illusion of that happiness, I guess.
Man you've totally jumped the shark now. I think you should go ahead and retire.
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:55 AM
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Fair play to him, I suppose its like when I see a Lamborghini Murciélago, I cream.
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:58 AM
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I think there is such a thing as loving train to much.
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i've often wondered exactly what the appeal of train spotting is...

so you saw a train that you read about, and now you can say that you've witnessed one in real life...so what? it's a train, not a pussy.
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Fucking trains...

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trailer park boys - model trains


...smoking dope and playing with model trains is a good fuckin' time, man!
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Fuckin trains

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a guy is excited about something he loves....ya douche, find some passion in your own life instead of condemning others
Op hardly slated the guy.
What he said was pretty much true.
The guy did jizz in his pants and it was funny to watch.
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I thought I'd bump this just because I saw that clip on my morning news today...I think we have a spy amongst us...
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