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Old 01-20-2009, 11:09 PM
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Default We've decided on a B+E

Okay, so we've decided to do a B+E, NZ is perfect for hitting up some gold. Plenty of fields out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where we'll never be seen and chances are the cops won't bother to come out if the alarm sounds; from what jumbo has told me, the police here are pretty retarded/lazy as well. We have one place in mind already that we scoped out yesterday. The dude who lives there is pretty rich, can tell by the car he drives and the fact he has his own plot of land.

Will keep you updated.
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:23 PM
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This is gonna own.
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:41 PM
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cops won't bother to come out if the alarm sounds
a way to make sure is to make some "false" alarms 3 or 4 in a month and the cops wont bother going because they will think the alarm is defective!

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Old 01-21-2009, 01:01 AM
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Damn I wish totseans (or zoklets whatever) lived near me
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Old 01-21-2009, 01:04 AM
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Damn I wish totseans (or zoklets whatever) lived near me
Me too. I almost got together with royallywasted from tM, but he got arrested or something.
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Old 01-21-2009, 01:34 AM
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I assume this is all hypothetical
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Old 01-21-2009, 01:59 AM
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I assume this is all hypothetical
Shut the fuck up no one cares about hypothetical shit or the term SWIM.

My only advice is make sure you're careful with whatever you take, don't flaunt any of it.
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Old 01-21-2009, 02:20 AM
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Me too. I almost got together with royallywasted from tM, but he got arrested or something.
RWA is back online.

tM is almost back up. Fuck that nig UK NIGGERSWAT. Borked my tM, he probably got vanned. That's what you get when you fuck with Numjum.

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Yea, we're gonna keep it on the lowdown, I hope we don't get caught.
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Old 01-21-2009, 03:34 AM
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tM was poop. too many self righteous, self diagnosed mental nutcases who thought they were geniuses.

UK-SWAT was a giant fag, he reminded me of urkel, only because he's the only black loser I can think of.
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Old 01-21-2009, 03:52 AM
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i broke into my neighbors house looking for prescription drugs. ( i feel bad about it now) I know how to get into my house without the keys, and since the houses around here are all cookie cutter identical, i got into the house when i thought they went camping, almsot my shat my pants when they came back a few hours later.

i didnt even take anything of value.
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Old 01-21-2009, 04:00 AM
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tM was poop. too many self righteous, self diagnosed mental nutcases who thought they were geniuses.

UK-SWAT was a giant fag, he reminded me of urkel, only because he's the only black loser I can think of.
UK nigger hasn't been seen for months, and MI, hope he isn't admin.

It will be RWA and I running it, possibly slim too.
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Old 01-21-2009, 04:18 AM
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I live in NZ, don't go robbing rural places, or in poor areas (South Auckland, other shitholes).
Farmers always have guns, and while not as likely as in the US, you can still get shot.
Don't rob poor areas because, they have nothing good to steal, and often populated by Maoris, who aren't afraid to blow up their meth labs to get you.

If you can find nice big older houses in suburban areas, go for them, fuck all security, nobody in the suburbs has guns, and it's easier to lose people if you know your way around.

Where abouts are you doing this one?
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Old 01-21-2009, 04:35 AM
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:04 AM
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i broke into my neighbors house looking for prescription drugs. ( i feel bad about it now) I know how to get into my house without the keys, and since the houses around here are all cookie cutter identical, i got into the house when i thought they went camping, almsot my shat my pants when they came back a few hours later.

i didnt even take anything of value.
Here in Canada we don't lock our doors
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Old 01-21-2009, 03:18 PM
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Here in Canada we don't lock our doors
Until our shit gets broken into. Then that shit goes on lockdown.
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:13 PM
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:58 PM
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Damn I wish totseans (or zoklets whatever) lived near me
name location myspace?
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Me too. I almost got together with royallywasted from tM, but he got arrested or something.
name location and myspace for u too.

been lookin for some ballsy &t mems
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:12 PM
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There was an instance where two tM members met up once, broke into some place, stole a car and joyrode it around, then got busted. Lol.

Be careful if you guys meet up.
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:02 AM
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Okay, so we've decided to do a B+E, NZ is perfect for hitting up some gold. Plenty of fields out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where we'll never be seen and chances are the cops won't bother to come out if the alarm sounds; from what jumbo has told me, the police here are pretty retarded/lazy as well. We have one place in mind already that we scoped out yesterday. The dude who lives there is pretty rich, can tell by the car he drives and the fact he has his own plot of land.

Will keep you updated.
wassup slim
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There was an instance where two tM members met up once, broke into some place, stole a car and joyrode it around, then got busted. Lol.

Be careful if you guys meet up.
yeah i know
but ive met some awesomely talented shoplifters and a night opper
u guys ever heard of Illuvatar?
i know him
and hollywood_undead
crazy bastards
ive learned so fucking much from &t and the text files
see my thread, and if u know where any other TFs can be found post it.
then someone compress em all send em to me and ill store em for future use
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:06 AM
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holywood_undead was a fucking troll faggot on totse

anyway, im in VA
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:48 PM
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We were going to do it last night, today's about lunchtime.

We were there, but the owner came home while we were scoping it out, then we ran off and hid in the bush, was pretty lulzy.

Probably doing it tonight or Saturday night.
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:55 PM
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what are you planning on taking?
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Old 01-22-2009, 10:54 PM
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Whatever we can grab that's worth anything.

But I'm keen on some Xbox 360 games, and money.
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:54 AM
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aaah we need some totseans from melbourne
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:03 AM
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well keep us posted man....i wanna know how this shit goes down....
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Old 01-24-2009, 07:44 AM
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Default Re: We've decided on a B+E

what both numberjumbo and slim are doing this? you guys...

also jumbo i remember ukswat, hes the only person ive had a fight on rorta with he is a gigantic dick
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Old 01-24-2009, 07:52 AM
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Hey guys I just called up some people and they are prolly gonna be patrolling that spot now so umm good luck dumbojubbo
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Old 01-24-2009, 08:34 AM
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Shut the fuck up no one cares about hypothetical shit or the term SWIM.
The administrators care, and we are pissed.

Posting about a planned heist is pretty much the exact thing that the "DO NOT ADMIT TO CRIMES ON THE INTERNET!!!" in the forum description is there for.
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