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Old 08-27-2012, 07:24 PM
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I've been casually stealing every 6 months or so from Walmart ever since I was 12/13. Started out with random things such as trading cards and food, recently picked up a Ti-84 Calculator.

Pretty much anything that is the size of a DVD or less I can lift in 10-15 minutes, as long as it isn't locked up like video games.

I don't think there is a point in stealing anything if you aren't making at least 100-200$ in resale value each time you go. What are some smaller yet expensive non locked up things to get from Walmart?
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:31 PM
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:34 PM
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:45 PM
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are any of these small and expensive? I doubt it....
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Too bad you can't steal dignity, you worthless piece of shit.

Get a fucking job.

Loser.
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A 40 pound bag of dog food.
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:52 PM
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A fat cashier's virginity, in the ice cream freezer.
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:53 PM
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A 40 pound bag of dog food.
Good idea, I think having my dog eat it will be the perfect way to carry it out the door!
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:56 PM
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In your case? Self-help books.
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:19 PM
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Here's a novel idea. Why not search for previous ideas.
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:37 PM
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A fat cashier's virginity, in the ice cream freezer.
I was going to say that... No thanks to you, Mud Farmer.
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:43 PM
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Supplements, spices, auto stuff, makeup
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Get a fucking gun, go to the director's office, aks him to open the safe where the cash is.

And stop this puerile mindless bullshit please, it's sick and useless.
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The CEO, talking millions.
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Get the Stealing for Dummies at your public library.
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I've been casually stealing every 6 months or so from Walmart ever since I was 12/13. Started out with random things such as trading cards and food, recently picked up a Ti-84 Calculator.

Pretty much anything that is the size of a DVD or less I can lift in 10-15 minutes, as long as it isn't locked up like video games.

I don't think there is a point in stealing anything if you aren't making at least 100-200$ in resale value each time you go. What are some smaller yet expensive non locked up things to get from Walmart?
sub sammiches

shits awesome especially the ones with jalapenos in them but fuck am I going to pay $7 for them
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Usually I never post on these sites but I been seeing retards like ED RUSH postin and judgin ppl..all I can say is I wld really like to meet u buddy...but it wldnt b in ur best interest..u prolly a sheltered little boy u shld grow up n not judge ppl before u start puttn em down....u want to talk about dignity...if u have so much dignity why u lookn up how to steal from walmart neway?? U pissd me off ed rush idk y u think ur bettr then neone cuz I promise u ur not
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I've been casually stealing every 6 months or so from Walmart ever since I was 12/13. Started out with random things such as trading cards and food, recently picked up a Ti-84 Calculator.

Pretty much anything that is the size of a DVD or less I can lift in 10-15 minutes, as long as it isn't locked up like video games.

I don't think there is a point in stealing anything if you aren't making at least 100-200$ in resale value each time you go. What are some smaller yet expensive non locked up things to get from Walmart?
Your going to fail because your trying to find small, expensive items that are not locked up.......... You know the typical things they lock up!

You need to invest in the right tools so you can get the small things they lock up
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If you got the strength and balls you could get games and small electronics pretty easily
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Usually I never post on these sites but I been seeing retards like ED RUSH postin and judgin ppl..all I can say is I wld really like to meet u buddy...but it wldnt b in ur best interest..u prolly a sheltered little boy u shld grow up n not judge ppl before u start puttn em down....u want to talk about dignity...if u have so much dignity why u lookn up how to steal from walmart neway?? U pissd me off ed rush idk y u think ur bettr then neone cuz I promise u ur not
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phone stuff here it's not locked up. Cases, chargers etc.
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The cashiers.

Cause honestly, if the dumbasses staffed their store any less on the front lines, they wouldn't be able to stay open.
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steal tyhe money
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different stores lock up different things. A friend of mine used to rack portable hard drives and sell them for about 50 bucks each. otter boxx's are small and easily concealed. alot of the watches arent locked up but those usually flip for about 10 a pop. Automotive shit would be good such as headlights, if you have cargo pants, you can get the 50 dollar package of headlights and flip it for probably 30 or 40 depending on who you know and if they need it. You just got to know what people want.
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