Protip #3

[Warped Mindless]

Warped Mindless here again with another protip. The topic of today: Talking to a girl!

Protip #3

My first protip also covered talking to a girl. Protip #1 is great, use it. What happens after she has meet your standards though? Thats where this protip comes in.

When talking to a chick use dramatic pauses, hooks, and expressions. You need to really get into the stories you tell and be passionate about them. Don't sipmly spill the story out, draw the girl in and make her crave more of it. Play on her curosity, don't just give the story away.

I should mention here that the purpose of telling stories (lets face it, lots of interactions have stories in them.) is not to entertain the girl, its to attract the girl. If you have herd of the Mystery Method then you have herd of "DHV spikes." I'm NOT talking about those.

When most guys tell stories they tell it in "God" form. For example:

A girl ask if you have any pets and you respond "I have a dog." Thats boring!

Instead:

"I have one dog and his name is Sparky. I love him, hes really affectionate and fun. I've even manged to teach him a couple of tricks. Felt really great to see him finally learn some cool things."

That story is much more exciting, specially if you add dramatic pauses, hooks, and use expressions.

Onto questions and statements.

Asking lots of questions can make a girl feel like shes in an interview, not good. Making statements, however, shows confidence. I'm not saying you should never ask questions but make sure not to "interview" her.

Lead by making statements:

A statement takes a position. It is strong. It says, "This is who I am." Making more statements will make a seducer more alpha in both appearance and in reality. A statement takes a risk. You are demonstrating who you are before you know if she will even accept this about you. It is bold. Saying "I prefer dogs." Is taking a risk. She could be a cat person for god's sake. Saying, "I am interested in a one night stand." is taking a risk.
Saying, "I like to give women intense physical pleasure." is taking a risk.

So when you make declarative sentences you are demonstrating your courage and strength of character. Contrast this to the inquisitor who sits back all safe and asks questions. The inquisitor may get the girl to open up. he may get her to answer his questions and gain a deep rapport. But he has demonstrated little value in her eyes.

Another note, slow down when you talk..as much as 50%. At first you will sound weird to yourself but it makes everything you say more dramatic.


****I wrote only a half of this Protip. My buddy finished it for me.****

[avalynne]

Very nice. A lot of women (speaking in generalities, please excuse me) read novels. And like the novels that have hooks and dramatic pauses in them. When you're reading a book though, the dramatic pause will be switching from one person's view to another person's view in a different situation. It's what makes her keep reading the book. If a guy adds hooks and expressions in a story, her curiousity will most deffinately be sparked. Also, when you're talking slower than normal, talk a little bit quieter too. It'll make her lean in and strain to hear you. So she's concentrating on your every word so she doesn't miss it. This way, she will remember you.

[Warped Mindless]

Originally Posted by avalynne

Very nice. A lot of women (speaking in generalities, please excuse me) read novels. And like the novels that have hooks and dramatic pauses in them. When you're reading a book though, the dramatic pause will be switching from one person's view to another person's view in a different situation. It's what makes her keep reading the book. If a guy adds hooks and expressions in a story, her curiousity will most deffinately be sparked. Also, when you're talking slower than normal, talk a little bit quieter too. It'll make her lean in and strain to hear you. So she's concentrating on your every word so she doesn't miss it. This way, she will remember you.

Great advice, thanks.

[avalynne]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

Great advice, thanks.

:bluewink: I'm just as good with advice on relationships as you are babe

[Psychotic_Rave]

This is what im talking about.

[avalynne]

Originally Posted by Psychotic_Rave

This is what im talking about.

It gives an intimate feel like it's just the two people in the world kind of a thing for a moment. It's deffinately a good way to make you feel confident and her feel comfortable.

[Warped Mindless]

I should mention right here that following my advice in the protip will let you vibe and connect well with the girl. You will need to, however, escalate the conversation and turn it sexual or you will get stuck in the friend zone. I'll explain all that in my next protip in a few days.

[avalynne]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

I should mention right here that following my advice in the protip will let you vibe and connect well with the girl. You will need to, however, escalate the conversation and turn it sexual or you will get stuck in the friend zone. I'll explain all that in my next protip in a few days.

Wouldn't want that.

[aliveupboy]

no offense but all of your protips are fucking stupid. ITT: don't talk like Stephen hawking. Everything you have said is common sense. Maybe it helps some of the 12-13 year olds here but generally everyone who isn't retarded should know not to talk in a dull monotone way.

[Warped Mindless]

Originally Posted by aliveupboy

no offense but all of your protips are fucking stupid. ITT: don't talk like Stephen hawking. Everything you have said is common sense. Maybe it helps some of the 12-13 year olds here but generally everyone who isn't retarded should know not to talk in a dull monotone way.

I'm glad you're a fucking expert. Take your ego someplace else.

I've already have several PM's from guys stating my advice helped them. Did you pay for my advice? No. I didn't force you to read anything.

[ergoat]

Originally Posted by aliveupboy

no offense

I lol'd.

And agreed.

[avalynne]

Originally Posted by aliveupboy

no offense but all of your protips are fucking stupid. ITT: don't talk like Stephen hawking. Everything you have said is common sense. Maybe it helps some of the 12-13 year olds here but generally everyone who isn't retarded should know not to talk in a dull monotone way.

You're right, some of this may be common sense, but sometimes, guys need to be reminded of the specifics. Need them pointed out to them. Guys fail so many times because they don't know how to talk because they get nervous. If they can be reminded, then they can think it over and keep their cool. All Warped is trying to do is point out the basics in a different light. And it's working. If you already knew it and this didn't help you, well then you're a step ahead.

[Psychotic_Rave]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

I should mention right here that following my advice in the protip will let you vibe and connect well with the girl. You will need to, however, escalate the conversation and turn it sexual or you will get stuck in the friend zone. I'll explain all that in my next protip in a few days.

escalation needs to come fast. I suggest physical escalation within the first minute of conversation to get the girl used to physical contact because the longer that goes untouched the weirder it will be when you finally decide to start touching her. Now when i say physical escalation i mean touching .. in general. You might shake her hand or give her a high five. but you need to get her used to touching because once again the longer you wait the weird it gets. Simply keeping a good conversation just isnt enough. Another thing, the advice you give on talking to girls may not just apply to well girl. It can make you a better story tell or a better joke teller. It makes your interactions with anyone more interesting. Ultimately it will help your everyday life along with women. Oh i think i forgot to mention telling her your intent .. showing your interested in her as more than a friend. Also very important. Im sure youll get to covering all that in the next Protip my friend. Keep up the great work.

[aliveupboy]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

I'm glad you're a fucking expert. Take your ego someplace else.

I've already have several PM's from guys stating my advice helped them. Did you pay for my advice? No. I didn't force you to read anything.

Gee, someones all sensitive. Don't you know how much of a turn off that is!??! Got some sand in your vagina?

Anyways, you have a point about not forcing me to read this shit. I won't read protip 4. I'm just saying, if your going to go though the effort of doing all this put something that isn't just common sense into it. Although I guess a lot of these internet fags with no social skills do need to be taught the common sense stuff.

[Psychotic_Rave]

Originally Posted by aliveupboy

no offense but all of your protips are fucking stupid. ITT: don't talk like Stephen hawking. Everything you have said is common sense. Maybe it helps some of the 12-13 year olds here but generally everyone who isn't retarded should know not to talk in a dull monotone way.

i hate to tell you none of this is common sense
Most guys dont know the slightest thing about how to get a girl
they freeze up when talking to girls
the girls they do get .. they get by luck.
So if your such an expert on women i would love to hear your advice

[aliveupboy]

Originally Posted by Psychotic_Rave

i hate to tell you none of this is common sense
Most guys dont know the slightest thing about how to get a girl
they freeze up when talking to girls
the girls they do get .. they get by luck.
So if your such an expert on women i would love to hear your advice

I am by no means an expert on women, don't put words in my mouth, I never claimed that. But the OPs tips "be dominant in bed" "talk to her" "tell interesting stories" "give the stories hooks!" "dont pour melted cheese in her hair", shit like that, should be common sense to most people.

If its not common sense to you then you are an idiot. Or just a kid. Or both.

[avalynne]

Originally Posted by aliveupboy

I am by no means an expert on women, don't put words in my mouth, I never claimed that. But the OPs tips "be dominant in bed" "talk to her" "tell interesting stories" "give the stories hooks!" "dont pour melted cheese in her hair", shit like that, should be common sense to most people.

If its not common sense to you then you are an idiot. Or just a kid. Or both.

You seem aweful quick to judge. So you're not an expert on women, but this stuff's common sense? If it's common sense to you then fine. Don't read it, don't participate in conversation just to piss people off. It shows low maturity on your part, and guess what.......that's a real turn off. Now scamper off and go play in oncoming traffic.

[Warped Mindless]

aliveupboy, totse doesn't need trolls; we have you. You're one funny shit. Run along now, the adults are talking.

[Psychotic_Rave]

Originally Posted by aliveupboy

I am by no means an expert on women, don't put words in my mouth, I never claimed that. But the OPs tips "be dominant in bed" "talk to her" "tell interesting stories" "give the stories hooks!" "dont pour melted cheese in her hair", shit like that, should be common sense to most people.

If its not common sense to you then you are an idiot. Or just a kid. Or both.

maybe your just naturally fucking amazing with women but most guys dont generally find that common sense. I envy you if you just magically knew these things from the womb but its taken me years to figure out how to interact with women. I mean i could never figure out why pouring melted cheese in there hair didnt work. I was like wtf i thought you liked cheese. It really was a shame when someone told me to stop doing that. Occasionally when im feeling kinky i do like to get out the melted cheese though. Not. I mean honestly if you polled random guys on the street they are not going to know a fucking thing about talking to women. Im glad you have the women thing under control but dont assume everything is just common sense for guys.

[aliveupboy]

Originally Posted by avalynne

You seem aweful quick to judge. So you're not an expert on women, but this stuff's common sense? If it's common sense to you then fine. Don't read it, don't participate in conversation just to piss people off. It shows low maturity on your part, and guess what.......that's a real turn off. Now scamper off and go play in oncoming traffic.

I wouldn't wanna turn off people on the interwebz, oh noes, not that

I already said I wouldn't read any more of his shit, and I get your point, I wont keep posting about how this is common sense. I do see how its just annoying for everyone that is getting advice on here. And I wasn't just trying to 'piss people off', I just had to let all the kidiots on here know that they didn't stumble into a gold mine of rare info.

[Warped Mindless]

Originally Posted by aliveupboy

I just had to let all the kidiots on here know that they didn't stumble into a gold mine of rare info.

Never claimed too. A lot of guys simply doesn't know this stuff. Most guys are naturally bad with girls. Pick any random guy of the street, send him into a night club and have him approach 5 hott girls. How many of them do you think will become attracted to him? If hes the average guy, maybe one.

[avalynne]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

Never claimed too. A lot of guys simply doesn't know this stuff. Most guys are naturally bad with girls. Pick any random guy of the street, send him into a night club and have him approach 5 hott girls. How many of them do you think will become attracted to him? If hes the average guy, maybe one.

See, not a gold mine of rare info, just basics. It's like Math 101. everyone knows 2 time 2 equals 4, but they gotta cover it before moving on to the complicated stuff.

[Psychotic_Rave]

Originally Posted by avalynne

See, not a gold mine of rare info, just basics. It's like Math 101. everyone knows 2 time 2 equals 4, but they gotta cover it before moving on to the complicated stuff.

You my dear have the greatest analogies

[avalynne]

Originally Posted by Psychotic_Rave

You my dear have the greatest analogies

Aww that's sweet. Glad to think I amuse someone.

[Psychotic_Rave]

Originally Posted by avalynne

Aww that's sweet. Glad to think I amuse someone.

count me in as very amused lol =]

[avalynne]

Originally Posted by Psychotic_Rave

count me in as very amused lol =]

I already did. But I'll count you again if you like

[Psychotic_Rave]

Originally Posted by avalynne

I already did. But I'll count you again if you like

count me three times if you feel the need

[Thought Riot]

Social skills and confidence?

Oh god I'm fucked.

[Cójale]

Originally Posted by Thought Riot

Social skills and confidence?

Oh god I'm fucked.

Exactly. I've read this stuff a million times, the same things over and over. These protips give me the chance to ask questions and get the fact that, women want it just as bad you just have to grow a pair and walk up to them, drilled into my head! Males are naturally stupid, we have to read and say and study things over and over and over to get them right. These protips are awesome and please don't stop. And wimmins, please call bullshit or give advice! I know there supposedly aren't any on the interweb but I think you exist. (I also think Yeti and Sasquatch exist but hey....)


FY

[jackketch]

The trick, if there is one, is to talk TO her and not AT her. And especially talk to her FACE not her TITS.

Other than that the same old rule applies, you have two ears and one mouth -use them in that ratio.

[Warped Mindless]

Originally Posted by Cójale

Exactly. I've read this stuff a million times, the same things over and over. These protips give me the chance to ask questions and get the fact that, women want it just as bad you just have to grow a pair and walk up to them, drilled into my head! Males are naturally stupid, we have to read and say and study things over and over and over to get them right. These protips are awesome and please don't stop. And wimmins, please call bullshit or give advice! I know there supposedly aren't any on the interweb but I think you exist. (I also think Yeti and Sasquatch exist but hey....)


FY

I'm not going to stop posting them. I have lots of PMs from guys that have given me thanks for posting my protips.

Some peoples egos are to big to think they may need help or that they could be better so they bitch out of insecurity.