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Old 04-24-2009, 05:36 AM
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What will u do if u go to heaven?
I'll live life again stinking rich in the 90's.
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:38 AM
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Do you mean "what's your version of "heaven""?
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:39 AM
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First stop is the Milkshake Lake to pick up a few vanilla malts and then it's off to the lesbian cloud. I don't know if I'll go anywhere else after that.
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:42 AM
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Do you mean "what's your version of "heaven""?
Not particularly just whats your view on heaven whats your perfect heaven, what do u think heaven is like etc.....
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:47 AM
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Only if you believe in susej.
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Old 04-26-2009, 01:14 PM
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I'm hoping it to be much more awesome than I could imagine.
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Old 04-26-2009, 01:16 PM
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First stop is the Milkshake Lake to pick up a few vanilla malts and then it's off to the lesbian cloud. I don't know if I'll go anywhere else after that.
We'll meet JD and Turk there.
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Old 04-26-2009, 01:17 PM
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Only if you believe in susej.
I see what u did thar.

Heaven doesn't exist therefore I can't go to it.
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Old 04-26-2009, 01:18 PM
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We'll meet JD and Turk there.
That joke made the translation? Awesome.
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:01 PM
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Well, I'm planning on being stinking rich here so i want have to go to heaven...
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:05 PM
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It'd just be a really fancy bathroom with a tv and video game console by the john.

Think about it; you know you've made it to the top if you've got a tv in your shitter.
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:15 PM
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It'd just be a really fancy bathroom with a tv and video game console by the john.

Think about it; you know you've made it to the top if you've got a tv in your shitter.
I thought I'd made it when I could lie in my bed and spit out the windows. But a game of halo when I'm in the shitter - That's got me looking at the stars...
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Find the toilet and take a massive dump and flush it. Resulting in a asteroid that kills everyone
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