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Old 04-26-2009, 10:01 PM
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Default What's the best way to get a girl reeeallllyyy horny?

Instantly/Over a short period (of say 1-2 hours), personality not being a factor?

Can we avoid prescription or otherwise drugs plz

I'm just wondering. I know red wine, strawberries and chocolate are supposed to help get people in the mood. Any other ideas?
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:02 PM
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Whisper in her ear, play with her hair, touch her skin gently, show her your pen0r. Stuff like that.
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:04 PM
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open your wallet, and give her a peek of your wad.
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:40 PM
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Find a way to talk about sex and describe an outrageous sexual outing that you've had. I do this by accident sometimes and girls always end up wanting to have sex after hearing things and sharing stories.

Or you could learn to jump rope. Girls love a man that jumps rope.

Personality is always a factor. There's no way to remove it.
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:46 PM
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Take a really big shit and leave it in the bowl for her to see. If that doesn't work go to the bathroom and take your top off, and then pull some of your ball sack skin out over the top of your pants. Nothing gets a girl going like a bit of ball sack.
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:50 PM
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Basically you have to be me
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:53 PM
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Instantly/Over a short period (of say 1-2 hours), personality not being a factor?

Can we avoid prescription or otherwise drugs plz

I'm just wondering. I know red wine, strawberries and chocolate are supposed to help get people in the mood. Any other ideas?
LOL.

You need to get her horny.
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:56 PM
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Make sure to make loud and wet farts.
Bonus points for shit coming out.
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:58 PM
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Tell her you don't like looking at pictures of dead animals, but looking at pictures of dead children never bothers you.
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:00 PM
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Um, makeout with her, and go from there...
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:01 PM
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Don't be a tool. Play with her ear gently and slowly. run your fingers around her neck. It's the simple little touches that are a tease of what else may come. I have actually had a girl making a "cooing" noise from this. Blow a cold breath over their skin sometimes too

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Old 04-26-2009, 11:03 PM
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180106

play orgasm girl. if you can give a girl orgasm while shes sleeping, you are officially...... DA MAN!

hint: rub her nipples on the first girl.
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:10 PM
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180106

play orgasm girl. if you can give a girl orgasm while shes sleeping, you are officially...... DA MAN!

hint: rub her nipples on the first girl.
Baha! Orgasm Girl. Damn good game.
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:10 PM
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buy her a hat like this:

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Old 04-26-2009, 11:12 PM
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Well, without the use of drugs, I'd go for the solid lead pipe.
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:13 PM
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buy her a hat like this:

Poke her crotch and breasts with a hat like that.
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:15 PM
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Personality will be a factor because she's gotta feel comfortable around you and you'll have to set kind of a playful mood. If you touch her when you're both laughing and she doesn't mind then slowly work the conversation towards something sexual and add more gentle touching. Definitely kiss her neck, 'cause that is like THE hotspot for turning on girls when they still have their clothes on and when it's the right time. Follow these simple instructions and you will have your penis inside her within 25-20 minutes and she won't have any idea how it happened. Oh did I forget to mention the rohypnol? Yeah you gotta acquire that shit first and slip it in her drink and all of the above will be like 25-65% easier depending on the dosage etc.
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:17 PM
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Find a way to talk about sex and describe an outrageous sexual outing that you've had. I do this by accident sometimes and girls always end up wanting to have sex after hearing things and sharing stories.

Or you could learn to jump rope. Girls love a man that jumps rope.

Personality is always a factor. There's no way to remove it.
PROTIP: Most girls do not, in fact, like hearing about your sexcapades before them.
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:46 PM
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PROTIP: Most girls do not, in fact, like hearing about your sexcapades before them.
That really depends on the girl and if you're involved at the time.
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:49 PM
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I hear repeated blows to the face works wonders.
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Old 04-27-2009, 12:31 AM
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open your wallet, and give her a peek of your wad.
real Men keep the wad in a platinum money clip.

If you are poor, get a load of twenties out and a couple of fifty pound notes. Build the wad up with the twenties (possibly some fives right at the start) and end with the fifties. You will still be poor, but you might be able to fool a dumb woman for a while.
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:19 AM
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slap a bitch in the face it always works
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:35 AM
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well, something romantic obviously, champagne or wine works well while sitting under the stars on a thick blanket on a warm summer night after a great meal YOU prepared (chicken alfredo is impressive to a girl). make sure she is comfortable and you two should be cuddling under the stars, make her laugh and have a time passing the bottle around. DO NOT FINISH the bottle, instead, you should start kissing, and then you should have a sufficiently horny female as well as a great night of lovemaking ahead of you
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:45 AM
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open your wallet, and give her a peek of your wad.
LOL!!Too sad this is actually true in some cases...
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:48 AM
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Pay her phone bill.
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:53 AM
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1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in the box.
3. Let her open the box.
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:55 AM
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1. Cut a hole in a box.
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3. Let her open the box.
cause it's my dick in a box!!!
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Old 04-28-2009, 01:00 AM
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this thread is lulz.
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Booze with GHB in it. Works every time.
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:07 PM
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http://www.vif.com/users/chris-m/images/longlips.jpg

Show her that.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:46 PM
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PROTIP: Most girls do not, in fact, like hearing about your sexcapades before them.
Actually, I heard from a girl, though a men's magazine, that they do like that. Sure, they'll get a little bit jealous but it's still a turn on. Perhaps some females here can shed some light on the matter? They're probably gonna lie, but we'll dissect something of interest from whatever they write.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:49 PM
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go for the neck.. works for me everytime (kissing, biting, etc)..
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:54 PM
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put your penis in her mouth....or be honest and romantic and shit?
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alriiiight, if we're completely disregarding personality...than dress sort of nice-ish...I don't know about other girls but I'm a sucker for guys in plaid buttondown shirts and/or baseball shirts, it makes them instantly better looking than they are without one. Also aviator sunglasses can be sexy as hell.
Examples
http://tinyurl.com/dxuvls
http://tinyurl.com/c6zbft

other than that, I guess just try and touch(not all dirty-like, but on the arm/her thigh) the girl during the conversation to see if she's into you/ how she responds, if she allows it/returns the gestures, then gooo for ittt...

good luck!


hmm...
now I sound kind of easy, since all you need is a plaid shirt to get in my panties hahah
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:01 AM
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I found it today at school looking up genetic mutations.
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one word, ecstasy.
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1. Cut a hole in a box.
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3. Let her open the box.
FUCK YOU, FAGGOT.

I made the cock-in-a-box idea up on totse like two years ago!

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You keep the singles and the 5's folded in a crispy 50.
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Forcably fist fuck her in the anus using very spicy salsa as a lubricant.
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