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No google and if you've heard it before GTFO

My maker doesn't want me, my buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me
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Braille Playboy?

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Old 03-02-2013, 04:49 AM
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LOL
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Old 03-02-2013, 04:53 AM
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leviticus 18:22
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:18 AM
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I heard that one before.
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:23 AM
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Nobody else?

C'mon you guize! Drugs are supposed to be good for making odd connections like this.
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:39 AM
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:33 AM
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a coffin

Now mine: Two man come by river. There is a boat by a river but it can only hold 1. Both men successfully crossed the river, how did they do it?
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Old 03-02-2013, 09:18 AM
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They SWIMMED across it?
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Old 03-02-2013, 12:30 PM
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Dunno' do my riddle nao it's easy so no need to use google.

Four men set down to play
They played all night 'till break of day
They played for gold and not for fun
With seperate scores for everyone
When they came to square accounts
They all had made quite fair amounts
Can you the paradox explain
If no one lost how could all gain?
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Old 03-02-2013, 12:34 PM
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It's a coffin.
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Old 03-02-2013, 12:35 PM
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a coffin

Now mine: Two man come by river. There is a boat by a river but it can only hold 1. Both men successfully crossed the river, how did they do it?
The river was frozen.
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Old 03-03-2013, 08:32 AM
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well no, the river wasn't frozen even though that should count as well but there were 2 boats on 2 different sides and they both used their boat.
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Old 03-03-2013, 01:44 PM
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Or they could have just used the bridge
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:45 PM
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well no, the river wasn't frozen even though that should count as well but there were 2 boats on 2 different sides and they both used their boat.
You said there was *a* boat, implying singular. Wtf???
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:47 PM
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fucking retard. Your answer is obviously wrong.

like duh "There is a boat on a river but there are two men and they can both cross - the answer is there are actually two boats"

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