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Default Lol I can't stand for more than 20 minutes

So today required me to stand for over twenty minutes and my legs began to shake

I'm getting weak, I need some exercise. I think I'm gonna start running now that it's getting warm out.

Anybody else here run?
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Old 03-15-2013, 03:10 AM
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I'm more inclined to wonder why you can't stand for 20 minutes..

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Maybe you have Parkinson's.
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I'm pretty sure I've got something fucked up. Over the past few years, the last six months especially, whenever I walk l get this weird feeling that's hard to explain where I feel like I cant control my legs very well. I walk fine from what I can see or notice. It just feels odd or like something is off.

I've also been losing my balance at really weird moments such as standing still in the shower or walking down the stairs.

Not quite sure whats going on.


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I'm pretty sure I've got something fucked up. Over the past few years, the last six months especially, whenever I walk l get this weird feeling that's hard to explain where I feel like I cant control my legs very well. I walk fine from what I can see or notice. It just feels odd or like something is off.

I've also been losing my balance at really weird moments such as standing still in the shower or walking down the stairs.

Not quite sure whats going on.
Sounds like what happens to me after too much Wild Turkey.
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:13 AM
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dude thats pretty fucking pathetic you need to at least go for some walks
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Default Re: Lol I can't stand for more than 20 minutes

You probably have some big time circulatory issues, running is the last thing you want to do. Start with a short, easy, calm walk.
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I'm pretty sure I've got something fucked up. Over the past few years, the last six months especially, whenever I walk l get this weird feeling that's hard to explain where I feel like I cant control my legs very well. I walk fine from what I can see or notice. It just feels odd or like something is off.

I've also been losing my balance at really weird moments such as standing still in the shower or walking down the stairs.

Not quite sure whats going on.


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sounds like the onset of MS man
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:39 AM
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Fat freak is fucked up.
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So today required me to stand for over twenty minutes and my legs began to shake

I'm getting weak, I need some exercise. I think I'm gonna start running now that it's getting warm out.

Anybody else here run?
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:43 AM
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I stand for 12 hours per day. Walking for 4 or 5 hours.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:49 AM
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You fat lazy fuck do some excercise like you said you would already before they have to cut your 30 year old corpse out of your home.
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Default Re: Lol I can't stand for more than 20 minutes

I know a guy who had trouble walking or feeling really weak for around 1 week. One day he was walking down to his shop to work on his stock car and he collapsed. His daughter called the ambulance. At the hospital they ran a battery of tests, only to find out he body was chalked full of cancer. He split hell wide open a few days later. The only symptoms was the weakness a week prior.

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So today required me to stand for over twenty minutes and my legs began to shake
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:02 PM
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I'm not that fat guys, I don't think this circulation thing is related to my obesity
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You could lack Vitamin D, as cave-dwellerz get no sunlight.

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Old 03-15-2013, 09:07 PM
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You could lack Vitamin D, as cave-dwellerz get no sunlight.

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I'm pretty sure I've got something fucked up. Over the past few years, the last six months especially, whenever I walk l get this weird feeling that's hard to explain where I feel like I cant control my legs very well. I walk fine from what I can see or notice. It just feels odd or like something is off.

I've also been losing my balance at really weird moments such as standing still in the shower or walking down the stairs.

Not quite sure whats going on.
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:14 PM
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I take vitamins every day
Are you getting more than what the Gov recommends? A little Googing will show that many say that the levels are set much too low.

Totals under 10,000iu/day are said to be safe and 5000iu is better than what's usual.
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:23 PM
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Are you getting more than what the Gov recommends? A little Googing will show that many say that the levels are set much too low.

Totals under 10,000iu/day are said to be safe and 5000iu is better than what's usual.
I don't know I just take a multi vitamin
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its weird, whenever i'm communicating with him on here, in my head i think i'm actually talking to smeagle.


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Goog/G-News is your fren, man. (sorta)
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Old 03-15-2013, 10:50 PM
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Goog/G-News is your fren, man. (sorta)
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gollum is the typical consumer who will go out and buy a bunch of different supplements in preparation for a work out regiment/diet, but he'll just take the pills and expect to get thin without exercising cuz hes lazy.

here's an idea, get your old meth habit back - you'll lose that weight so fast
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gollum is the typical consumer who will go out and buy a bunch of different supplements in preparation for a work out regiment/diet, but he'll just take the pills and expect to get thin without exercising cuz hes lazy.

here's an idea, get your old meth habit back - you'll lose that weight so fast
will meth really help me lose weight? Can I just sit around and do meth to lose weight?
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you won't be sitting around for long on meth son


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Im not fat guys just big boned!!!
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Old 03-16-2013, 12:35 AM
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if you aren't trolling, that's not good.

i have no idea what it could signify other than you need exercise. man, i'm the laziest guy i know and i can still walk and stand and other basic functions.
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Probably just MS or sumpin'.
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google says...

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will meth really help me lose weight? Can I just sit around and do meth to lose weight?
yeah youll become superman.
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if you aren't trolling, that's not good.

i have no idea what it could signify other than you need exercise. man, i'm the laziest guy i know and i can still walk and stand and other basic functions.
are u big too?
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