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Old 03-21-2013, 11:49 AM
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:09 PM
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I bet.......go get yourself a hooker.....
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:11 PM
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If I was a virgin at that age, I would rape a girl or fuck a hooker
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:34 PM
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:40 PM
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Default Re: It sucks to be a nineteen year old virgin

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I bet.......go get yourself a hooker.....
Fuck that, just go to a bar and pick up a fat chick. You don't even have to put any effort in. They love the attention.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:41 PM
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19 isn't SO bad. It's when you get in your 20s and still a virgin you should start worrying.
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Default Re: It sucks to be a nineteen year old virgin

Truth is, women are horny as fuck. I've been married for 9+ years now and dated for 10 before that. There's only one reason you can't get one in the sack; you're too afraid to talk to them.
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:08 PM
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Truth is, women are horny as fuck. I've been married for 9+ years now and dated for 10 before that. There's only one reason you can't get one in the sack; you're too afraid to talk to them.
So you haven't had decent sex in what, 8 years? Shit must suck... still your fault for getting married though.
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Truth is, women are horny as fuck. I've been married for 9+ years now and dated for 10 before that. There's only one reason you can't get one in the sack; you're too afraid to talk to them.

Or scared you will look inexperienced. Thats the biggest fear for your first time. And it probably gets worse the older you get. I was 17.

You just have to remember you're just sticking your dick in and out of a hole. It's not complicated.
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And if you do suck, it's only a one night stand, so it really doesn't matter, as long as you at least get the tip in.
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It will look good on your resume
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Default Re: It sucks to be a nineteen year old virgin

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So you haven't had decent sex in what, 8 years? Shit must suck... still your fault for getting married though.
I'm pretty sure you're a virgin in his 20s. Also you'll die alone for sure.
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Old 03-21-2013, 03:27 PM
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Default Re: It sucks to be a nineteen year old virgin

Im 21 and the most i have done is finger a girl. I probably could've made it happen if i swooned her a little further.

Does it suck, yes, but a lot of things suck. I know i am more than capable of landing an attractive girl, i just don't apply myself to it like i should. Im always doing crazy stuff that most girls aren't interested in.

Im also into the whole "right one" idea. Im not going to get with a gross chick just for a fuck, thats worse than being a virgin. When I'm ready to test my game I plan to get at an athletic chick who hits the gym so hard sweat runs down the asscrack of her yoga pants.

Like one of the chicks in that underarmor commercial, those are bad bitches.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=4yUko...%3D4yUkong5zZg

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Im 21 and the most i have done is finger a girl. I probably could've made it happen if i swooned her a little further.

Does it suck, yes, but a lot of things suck. I know i am more than capable of landing an attractive girl, i just don't apply myself to it like i should. Im always doing crazy stuff that most girls aren't interested in.

Im also into the whole "right one" idea. Im not going to get with a gross chick just for a fuck, thats worse than being a virgin. When I'm ready to test my game I plan to get at an athletic chick who hits the gym so hard sweat runs down the asscrack of her yoga pants.

Like one of the chicks in that underarmor commercial, those are bad bitches.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=4yUko...%3D4yUkong5zZg

Fap... Fap... Fap...
what the fuck? Don't you people have neighborhood whores? Like girls that are a sure fucking thing? Girls that are kinda hot but have C sections from having a kid at 16? Girls that are attractive cept for their nose? butterfaces? Girls that spend their lives perpetually fucked up but have no money so are forever grateful if you get them fucked up? Where do you people live? Drunken whores literally sprout from the ground. Just keep talking bullshit to a girl, tell her what she wants to hear and let her know that you're dope and she will fuck you because she hates her Dad or something, I dunno I'm not a scientist, just an opportunist.

also, I have at least 5 under armor suits for some reason. I used to get in phases where I decide I need a life uniform and I buy a wardrobe of certain clothes. I've got 6 or 7 pairs of black suit pants, just the pants and 6 or 7 blue button up shirts. I've got 4 or 5 pairs of dickies and light button up shirts to match plus all kinds of under armor. I've got 4 pairs of rocawear jeans which I no longer wear because I decided jeans are not the kind of attire I want for my life uniform. I'm a sexy fucked up individual who attracts the same.

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Old 03-21-2013, 05:29 PM
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Default Re: It sucks to be a nineteen year old virgin

I'm just 17 but I don't care about being a virgin or not. I'm 100% positive that if I at least tried, I could get a lay. (Not talking about sluts, by the way). I'm just so lazy.
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Old 03-21-2013, 05:32 PM
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I lost mine at 19 don't worry about it. I was not even looking for a gf but it happened. We were both living above a pub so that might have helped.
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