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Anyone care to explain to me why this kind of shit happens almost exclusively in America, as far as I know?
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:11 AM
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Anyone care to explain to me why this kind of shit happens almost exclusively in America, as far as I know?
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Shooting children isn't shocking or unprecedented.

However, such a thing happening in Norway is shocking and unprecedented, primarily because Norway has basically no niggers so such shootings are unheard of.
Lol, Norway and Sweden have tons of African and Asian refugees. That's what Breivik was butthurt over, the demographics of his country changing.
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:11 AM
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People who go on slashing/stabbing sprees are failing. Most of that shit is gonna be non fatal. It wouldn't hard to upgrade to a hatchet or a machete but I suppose its a good thing that the homicidal maniacs are too stupid to understand basic biology/weaponry.
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:12 AM
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Lol, Norway and Sweden have tons of African and Asian refugees.
In that case, the children being shot isn't shocking at all.
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I think Breivik murdered more kids in a day than are killed in Norway in 5 years by refugees.
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Yeah yeah all those sites show dead cartel people with their bodies all over the place. Virtually none of those places happen to be schools though.
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:32 AM
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Apparently it's an american media thing then.
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:19 AM
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Let's admit it mizled, we've run out of jokes to make during situations like this.

I found this while looking for some:

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/41180961/n.../#.UWRiEpNwr0s

I bet there's going to be a story like this about Tacho one day.

Police: Fatal stabbing blamed on wheelchair jokes
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Really? Coming from a guy who lives in Mexico?? LOL
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In the past few weeks Ive learned something. No matter how you spell it, stay the fuck away from Cyprus and all its spelling variations.
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:23 AM
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:30 AM
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They could have been referring to other hollow points.
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:47 AM
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The news stated that a white male was taken into custody, so it wasn't an Asian, Jamacian or anyone other racial group. Just a crazy white man on a mission...smh
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Should have asked to borrow my KA-BAR. That bastard will turn a human being into a Grand Canyon diagram with very little effort.
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Old 04-10-2013, 05:24 PM
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Should have asked to borrow my KA-BAR. That bastard will turn a human being into a Grand Canyon diagram with very little effort.
You mean the silver spreading knife your master family that took you in as an orphan and now you butter thier toast and mop the kitchen everyday gave to you, better ask your "father"'s permission.
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Old 04-10-2013, 05:40 PM
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Anyone see the picture of the dude? He was a ginger. Someone tackled him and put a pic on instagram.
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Everyone still seems to be afraid to address the root cause of school violence.

Going to school.
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You mean the silver spreading knife your master family that took you in as an orphan and now you butter thier toast and mop the kitchen everyday gave to you, better ask your "father"'s permission.
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and once again the amazing american mental health system saves the day.
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Lol, I got stabbed twice with an exacto knife once in high school it wasn't intentional but it was hilarious.

Dude picked up an exacto knife by the blade cover and the knife flipped through the air and stuck straight into my foot. didn't hurt but it looked funny as shit kid apologized but it was an accident.

The second time was ironic because it was at a community college one of my buddies bought one and stabbed me in the back (kidney region) twice quickly not knowing if it was friend or foe i spin around and booted him in the arm knocking the exacto knife out of his hand and then seeing who it was i stomped on his foot, broke it too.

I miss the brick fights we used to have in college. ahh memories... chasing niggers around in my big black boots. good times, good times.
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The second time was ironic because it was at a community college one of my buddies bought one and stabbed me in the back (kidney region) twice quickly not knowing if it was friend or foe i spin around and booted him in the arm knocking the exacto knife out of his hand and then seeing who it was i stomped on his foot, broke it too.
lol wtf is this shit.

"The second time was ironic because it was at a community college"

I don't see anything ironic in that story.

"one of my buddies bought one and stabbed me in the back (kidney region) twice"

....Ok first off, exacto knives aren't meant for stabbing they are meant for cutting, but glossing over that point, why did your "buddy" decide to stab you twice in the back? Was it the old surprise double kidney shank prank? Me and my buddies used to play that one too

"quickly not knowing if it was friend or foe i spin around"

If someone is stabbing you in the kidneys you can normally assume they are foe.

"i stomped on his foot, broke it too"

Oh ok. All is right in the world.

I did lol though so thanks for that.
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Let's admit it mizled, we've run out of jokes to make during situations like this.

I found this while looking for some:

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/41180961/n.../#.UWRiEpNwr0s

I bet there's going to be a story like this about Tacho one day.

Police: Fatal stabbing blamed on wheelchair jokes
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Lol, I got stabbed twice with an exacto knife once in high school it wasn't intentional but it was hilarious.

Dude picked up an exacto knife by the blade cover and the knife flipped through the air and stuck straight into my foot. didn't hurt but it looked funny as shit kid apologized but it was an accident.

The second time was ironic because it was at a community college one of my buddies bought one and stabbed me in the back (kidney region) twice quickly not knowing if it was friend or foe i spin around and booted him in the arm knocking the exacto knife out of his hand and then seeing who it was i stomped on his foot, broke it too.

I miss the brick fights we used to have in college. ahh memories... chasing niggers around in my big black boots. good times, good times.
Back before they decided I would benefit from some anger management some black kids were bothering me in class so I did the only logical thing an eight year olds mind could manage... I threw the biggest sharpest pair of scissors I could find at him and unfortunately missed.

Cut his friend from his elbow to his wrist though so not a complete loss.

Met the guy something like five years later though... He was oddly cool with it.

Dude:
"You don't remember me do you"

Me:
"Who are you?"

Dude:
*shows scar*

Me:
"Sorry about that I was aiming for the guy in front of you."

Dude:
"You mean my friend? Heh don't worry about it. Chicks dig scars and he's an dick anyways."

All around a pretty cool guy.

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I like these stories better when guns are involved.
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Back before they decided I would benefit from some anger management some black kids were bothering me in class so I did the only logical thing an eight year olds mind could manage... I threw the biggest sharpest pair of scissors I could find at him and unfortunately missed.

Cut his friend from his elbow to his wrist though so not a complete loss.

Met the guy something like five years later though... He was oddly cool with it.

Dude:
"You don't remember me do you"

Me:
"Who are you?"

Dude:
*shows scar*

Me:
"Sorry about that I was aiming for the guy in front of you."

Dude:
"You mean my friend? Heh don't worry about it. Chicks dig scars and he's an dick anyways."

All around a pretty cool guy.

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