I seem to attract lots of emotionally unstable girls

CrazyJoe · #1 04-30-2009, 02:37 AM

Why? Is it because I give off a feeling of emotional security and stability?

Winston_Smith · #2 04-30-2009, 02:38 AM

Because they are looking for emotional stability? Who knows, or dares to dream, what intricacies the female mind doth hold.

Axiom · #3 04-30-2009, 02:39 AM

I disagree, they want to hang with your grandma...

CrazyJoe · #4 04-30-2009, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Winston_Smith

Because they are looking for emotional stability? Who knows, or dares to dream, what intricacies the female mind doth hold.

Perhaps, certainly not me.

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Originally Posted by Axiom

I disagree, they want to hang with your grandma...

I lol'd

Anyways should I actually involve myself with several at one time and when they find out about it just ignore them until they crawl back to me?

Axiom · #5 04-30-2009, 02:43 AM

What happened to that 20+ year old?, she was hot bro...

CrazyJoe · #6 04-30-2009, 02:45 AM

This thread is making me realize just how much of a manipulative, abusive person I am capable of being.

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What happened to that 20+ year old?, she was hot bro...

Lost contact.

AsylumSeaker · #7 04-30-2009, 02:45 AM

Craigslist.org · #8 04-30-2009, 03:52 AM

You could always secretly medicate them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antipsychotic_medication

yxnhpbjac · #9 04-30-2009, 03:53 AM

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cosmo · #10 04-30-2009, 03:56 AM

Your poor grandma has been emotionally broken by your repeated abuse.

You're psychotic, Joe.

CK- · #11 04-30-2009, 03:57 AM

It's because they are easy.

Yeah, I'm a leopard · #12 04-30-2009, 04:03 AM

They're interested in you? They must be crazy.

Winston_Smith · #13 04-30-2009, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

They're interested in you? They must be crazy joe.

Fixed.

CrazyJoe · #14 04-30-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Winston_Smith

Fixed.

Ehhh, poorly done.

Dr Z Tream · #15 04-30-2009, 02:07 PM

Emotionally unstable girls are easy lays. Just give a false name and address so they can't hunt you down after you ditch them.

Yeah, I'm a leopard · #16 04-30-2009, 02:17 PM

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Ehhh, poorly done.

Mine wasn't that good either, I was just surprised that no one had said it yet.

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Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

Emotionally unstable girls are easy lays. Just give a false name and address so they can't hunt you down after you ditch them.

Don't stick your dick in crazy, joe.

CrazyJoe · #17 04-30-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

Don't stick your dick in crazies, joe.

Fixed.

**Euda** · #18 04-30-2009, 03:57 PM

Jackwright · #19 04-30-2009, 06:46 PM

It's hard to say; I know that the type of women that I always attract are shot out old, tag teaming, bag whores that have taken up alcoholism as a hobby...you'd think I was broadcasting signals that I'm some kind of drunken, limp dick, tweaker with more dope than brains.