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Old 05-17-2013, 10:09 AM
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Default I think my mom is trying to have sex with me

I mean, shes really not that bad lookin n all but it is gettig a little creepyy.

I get the signals all the time, the way she holds my side or rubs me - its starting to become really obvious.

I know all of u are going to respond

"Omg dood go fuk ur mom HaAha"

"murder/suicide"

"Didn't read"

" show pics of ur mom"

"Tell her u have aids"


Fuck you.

FUCK YOU!!!



How can i defuse her sexual advancements without being rude or making it really awkward.
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:22 AM
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Tell her you have aids.
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:43 AM
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Tell her you have aids.
You've been addressed.
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:29 AM
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Omg dood go fuk ur mom HaAha.
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:40 AM
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Old 05-17-2013, 01:23 PM
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Tell her that there are people here who've heard that she's a milf and would consider helping her with her womanly needs.

ps: ask her if she swallows seeds.
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:34 PM
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Tell her you have AIDS.
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:38 PM
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DS is Norman Bates. Get it over with and fuck her so i do not have to watch the show no more.
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:40 PM
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You must do it and post the vid.
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Old 05-17-2013, 04:07 PM
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You're wierd bro.
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Old 05-17-2013, 05:25 PM
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Set her up with one of your, not close, friends instead, see if you can get some mom swap action.

My mom for your mom.
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Old 05-17-2013, 05:33 PM
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I was about to ask; is your name Norman by any chance?
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faggot op
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Default Re: I think my mom is trying to have sex with me

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How can i defuse her sexual advancements without being rude or making it really awkward.
Just say "bitch, I was all up in that shit before I was even born".
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