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Old 06-19-2013, 09:01 PM
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I'm looking for some kind of concotion or way to make someone throw up which doesn't actually involve me sticking my fingers down their throat. as obviously they shouldn't know it was me. I just really want this girl to completely throw up in school, and I want to watch it. I figured since its kind of a crazy idea, and I've seen far far stranger on this site, you guys always seem to know strange obscure facts etc. to make stuff happen like this. Anyway, thank you
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Old 06-19-2013, 09:02 PM
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Ipecac.

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Old 06-19-2013, 09:02 PM
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Shit on their face.
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Old 06-19-2013, 09:17 PM
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Coffee + salt.
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Old 06-19-2013, 09:51 PM
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boil 2 cups of water, insert one to three packs of smokes (cigarettes and a baggie of gas station incense if youre feeling particularly malicious)to the boiling water, turn to low heat and simmer off the water untill there is about half a cup left, that done drain/strain the baccy out and save the liquid. 1/8 to 1/4 of what you have will induce vomiting, headaches and diiiiiiiiiareahhhhh., quite possibly if youfuck this up you can kill her but what do you care, your drugging fuckers for your own amusement. a few drops in her chocolate milk (you ARE in high school undoubtably) will make her vomit in about 3-5 minutes.
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Old 06-19-2013, 09:55 PM
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I imagine nicotine overdose is a pretty unpleasant way to go.
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Old 06-19-2013, 09:56 PM
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if youre motivated and want to be discrete, buy some DMSO and mix one part nicotine extract with one part DMSO, (dimethyl sulfide(sp?)) and either spray her or splash her just get it on her skin nonchalantly hell you could put some on her chair where she would rest her elbow or on a door knob or anything.. like that spy with the cyanide umbrella. same principal, more retarded.
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There's something wrong with you people.
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I imagine nicotine overdose is a pretty unpleasant way to go.
Agreed.
lets substitute the nicotine for ipecac(totally gives you
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:34 PM
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visine eye drops in someones drink. results will be better
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:40 PM
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if youre motivated and want to be discrete, buy some DMSO and mix one part nicotine extract with one part DMSO, (dimethyl sulfide(sp?)) and either spray her or splash her just get it on her skin nonchalantly hell you could put some on her chair where she would rest her elbow or on a door knob or anything.. like that spy with the cyanide umbrella. same principal, more retarded.
Thats a good idea, albeit redundant. Nicotine permeates skin quite readily on it's own.
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:50 PM
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Get the e-liquid you use for dem e-cigs. Idk how much nicotine you'd need to make one sick but since they tell you how much nicotine you have in there it shouldn't be too hard to measure out. That's what I'd use if I was an asshole.
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Get the e-liquid you use for dem e-cigs. Idk how much nicotine you'd need to make one sick but since they tell you how much nicotine you have in there it shouldn't be too hard to measure out. That's what I'd use if I was an asshole.
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Old 06-21-2013, 02:24 AM
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if youre motivated and want to be discrete, buy some DMSO and mix one part nicotine extract with one part DMSO, (dimethyl sulfide(sp?)) and either spray her or splash her just get it on her skin nonchalantly hell you could put some on her chair where she would rest her elbow or on a door knob or anything.. like that spy with the cyanide umbrella. same principal, more retarded.
In high school, I wrote a large note to a girl about how I was going to mix phenazepam and DMSO, then soak a high liter with it and wipe it on her and dismember her body. It took a lot of work to get out of that when she showed the principle.
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In high school, I wrote a large note to a girl about how I was going to mix phenazepam and DMSO, then soak a high liter with it and wipe it on her and dismember her body. It took a lot of work to get out of that when she showed the principle.


Are you sploogooks brother or something?
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Take a few heaping tablespoons of baking soda and mix it into warm water and make them chug it. I bet'cha they spew guts.
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Are you sploogooks brother or something?
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Old 06-21-2013, 11:45 PM
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Are you gonna tell us the reason or leave us hanging?

Pls da former
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Old 06-21-2013, 11:47 PM
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Are you gonna tell us the reason or leave us hanging?

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I was angered by her father in an unrelated matter. I was hoping she would show it to him.
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I too, have to echo using Ipecac. There's nothing that will make someone puke quite like Ipecac. The only thing is, you need to be really careful with your dosage. If you over do it, you can end up seriously injuring (if not killing) someone.
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Old 06-22-2013, 12:07 AM
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show her your penor
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Shove your entire fist down her throat and tickle her uvula

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eye drops. you will see what happens next lol
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Thats a good idea, albeit redundant. Nicotine permeates skin quite readily on it's own.
neat, I did not know that.

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In high school, I wrote a large note to a girl about how I was going to mix phenazepam and DMSO, then soak a high liter with it and wipe it on her and dismember her body. It took a lot of work to get out of that when she showed the principle.
also neat
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