So i have a bunch of Magic the Gathering Cards

[Marijuanasaurus]

and they have failed to get me laid.

[Green Lantern]

Really? You must be doing something wrong. Ever since I got my kickass Black Lotus tattoo, bitches be on my dick like spore counters on Thallid.

[CK-]

Pokemon cards bro. Bitches go crazy for that holo Charizard.

[Method of Madness]

Originally Posted by CK-

Pokemon cards bro. Bitches go crazy for that holo Charizard.

weird, I was going through my closet today and found that card from about 9 years ago

Im still going to keep it since its the original


WHERE MY BITCHES AT?

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Guerilla

weird, I was going through my closet today and found that card from about 9 years ago

Im still going to keep it since its the original


WHERE MY BITCHES AT?

120HP.