I guess I'm back?

[elf omg]

Dunno.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

You were gone for a day; that doesn't count as leaving.

[Vamp]

Welcome back Ash.

[CK-]

I hope you get mugged and beaten within an inch of your life. Then you'll really go away for a while.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

You were gone for a day; that doesn't count as leaving.

I never left to where I thought I would, and I dunno if I ever will now.

(yes leopard man, it's an ambiguous response)

[Clarphimous]

Where were you planning to go?

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Clarphimous

Where were you planning to go?

Not gonna say publicly. I'll tell you though, if you want.

[Vamp]

Texas?

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Vamp

Texas?

No.

[Vamp]

Originally Posted by HandOfZek

No.

Tell me.

[CK-]

To some train tracks?

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by HandOfZek

No.

Mexico, for a cheap sex-change operation.

[Winston_Smith]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

Thailand, for a cheap sex-change operation.

'Tis cheaper in LOS.

[X61]

Go away .

[fuckhead]

If you could um...post pics of yourself cross dressing...that would be really entertaining

- peace out

[Winston_Smith]

Originally Posted by fuckhead

If you could um...post pics of yourself cross dressing...that would be really entertaining

- peace out

I think YIAL may be able to assist there. Though, some things the mind of mortal man were not meant to behold.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by fuckhead

If you could um...post pics of yourself cross dressing...that would be really entertaining

- peace out

Careful what you wish for, love. Lol fuck disregard that I was just trying it on.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by fuckhead

If you could um...post pics of yourself cross dressing...that would be really entertaining

- peace out

[CK-]

Thanks, asshole.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

I only like one of those pictures. Some were before I was on estro, and some were from when my friend put way too much makeup on me.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by HandOfZek

I only like one of those pictures. Some were before I was on estro, and some were from when my friend put way too much makeup on me.

Unless you do something to change our perceptions of you, those pictures are the way we're going to envision you.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

Unless you do something to change our perceptions of you, those pictures are the way we're going to envision you.

It's been hard lately, Leopard Man. I really need a job. Once I get some things in order, I'll buy some presentable clothes and blah blah.

[Vamp]

Originally Posted by HandOfZek

It's been hard lately, Leopard Man. I really need a job. Once I get some things in order, I'll buy some presentable clothes and blah blah.

What sizes are you wearing these days?

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by HandOfZek

It's been hard lately, Leopard Man. I really need a job. Once I get some things in order, I'll buy some presentable clothes and blah blah.

"Presentable"? Like a jacket and trousers?

...Please?

[cosmo]

How did YIAL get all of those pics? I guess he collects them.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by cosmo

How did YIAL get all of those pics? I guess he collects them.

Most of them are from his encyclopediadramatica page.

[fuckhead]

Ugh...in the underwear pick...is that herpes?
- peace out

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by fuckhead

Ugh...in the underwear pick...is that herpes?
- peace out

Scars, mostly hidden.

[fuckhead]

Youre so bad at your make up. I wish I could do it for you. What kind of make up do you use?

- peace out

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by fuckhead

Youre so bad at your make up. I wish I could do it for you. What kind of make up do you use?

- peace out

I didn't do any of the makeup in the pictures, that was my friend. She used whatever makeup they have at her salon.

[El Monstruo]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by El Monstruo

I did not want this bumped omg.

[Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

*johnny on the spot*

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by HandOfZek

I did not want this bumped omg.

Triple-chin!

Edit:

Originally Posted by doggienipple

I still don't get it.

[Jordan]

lol I never noticed all those chins...

[elf omg]

Tra la la, I'll be happy with myself someday.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by HandOfZek

Tra la la, I'll be happy with myself someday.

Unlikely. The further you take it, the more you'll be dissatisfied with how unrealistic the effects are, eventually coming to the conclusion that your dsired goal is not truly attainable.

[Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis]

Does your wiener still look like a macaroni noodle?

[Jordan]

^ Then suicide will be a most viable option.

I mean more so.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

Unlikely. The further you take it, the more you'll be dissatisfied with how unrealistic the effects are, eventually coming to the conclusion that your dsired goal is not truly attainable.

Sometimes I stare at a mirror for like an hour, happy with the progress so far. Other times I break the mirror and want to swallow the pieces.

"You look like a girl.."

"I HATE YOU!!!"