Have you ever turned over an new leaf

[Instigator]

only to find Paul Gascoigne underneath?

[J.P.W]

what's an new?

[Instigator]

[cosmo]

...can't say I have.

[Morb]

That's why I don't turn over new leaves, I refuse to take that risk.

[(´･ω･`)]

Originally Posted by Morb

That's why I don't turn over new leaves, I refuse to take that risk.

Not all of us have fancy treeless vacuum caves.

[jheit8]

Originally Posted by (´･ω･`)

Not all of us have fancy treeless vacuum caves.

You got it all wrong, man. Morb lets the leaves sit around for a while so they're old leaves instead of new leaves.