Uncommon robbery/homicide suggestions that are better then traditional ones.

[driveby]

SUGGESTION 1:

ARMOURED TRUCK MURDER


Wait in a grocery store parking lot, far out, surrounded by cars, but with no people around. Go into the shit at about 1050 am, maybe earlier. Park on the other side from where the truck goes, it usually goes in the left side. Go in, and when he comes in, follow him discreetely, untill he goes to the safe. When he comes back, get ready before he gets close to the front. When behind him, rapidly pull out the gun, line up sights about 5 feet behind, and fire 4 or so times to the head. Take off the shoulder strap, and run to the right side with it. Go out that side, and once far into the lot, conceal the gun, and remove hat/sunglasses. Once sure no one is near your car, get in, and casually leave. That's it! Easiest 50 Gs you can make.

SUGGESTION 2:

RESTURANT ROBBERY

You must rob an extreemely expensive resturant, your choice. You must also do this when it is crowded. You go up to the paying area, and demand the cash, but this isn't the most important part, the most important part is to fire several shots into the ceiling, and scream; "Everybody put your motherfuckin purses, and wallets in a line on the floor, and if I see you keep any cash, I'll put one in your head. Run, grab everything from everyone (that is like 50-100 people with $100 average, and that is a robbery worth doing.

Constructive criticism?

[sexualjesus]

driveby, no offence but stop being a nigger, no body shoots there guns off randomly and kills truck drivers for no reason, use a fucking tazor for gods sake.

that being said robbing an armoured car takes a lot better idea then this, theres usually two of them, weve been planning on the perfect armoured car hold up and this aint one of them.

but on the good side its quite so if have two guys with tazor's it could be a very very easy 50g's, i personally would jack the truck with a gps jammer in the cigarette lighter socket, but still the idea of doing it a quite place to sacrafice cash is brilliant.

ambush them when there loading atm's, theres a bit more cash but if you can find the perfect quite place your in business.

Plan 2: i dont see this one happening, too many heroe's and you would need to be very agressive, your right in saying that you would need to fire off those few shots but those few shots are the difference between getting away with a couple grand from the register and 15 years in jail, fireing an illigil gun is a very bad idea, moreso then that if a hero does come you will have to shoot him, and the bullets will alert every pig withing a 5 mile radius.

dont be an idiot and use guns, just... dont

[Purple Sprite]

Stop posting driveby, you're such a fucking idiot.

[zunox1]

Thanks for the CC purple...
I agree with jesus, the armed car robbery one needs a lot of work. Also, the taser idea is good. no need to kill people when they can just be stunned, right?
for part 2: seems as though firing a gun in a restaurant would be bad... alerting all kinds of law enforcement/hero MoFo's. These could probably be critiqued to be a good, profitable idea.

[eardor]

These ideas from a guy who couldn't even snatch a purse. Maybe you should jump 11 year olds on their way home from school.

[Niko303]

How about when your server goes to ring you up, walk next to him and shove an object from inside your shirt into his back. Tell him to give you the money from the register and leave. Restaurants are sooo chaotic friday nights that nobody will notive not to mention lots dont have cameras.

[zTi]

Suggestion 2 is the first part of Pulp Fiction, and idk how far back on totse forums, but there were a few on the armored cars. Someone posted this story

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stor....ce3930c1.html

It seems as though everyone was all about the truck that makes daily or weekly deposits at the store.

Edit: I don't know a thing about posting, how do I set a proper link.

[ysr2096]

Robbery/burglary.

Find a house. Nice expensive one.

Pretend to be some sort of census person or equivalent; knock on the target's door, when they're home. Explain to them that you're doing a survey or whatever (for the government - sounds more official), ask how many people are in the house and get them to come to the door, because they have to answer some questions too.

When they come to the door, have your partner run in, put a gun in their faces and tell them to get the fuck down, on their stomachs. Then you cuff their hands, with handcuffs you have hidden on you. Maybe in your waist band or in a jacket, it's up to you. Gag them.

Make sure they're not able to move, then ransack the house. You might want to call the cops to the residence when you're done, from a payphone, so they don't die or something. Just say you heard screams/shouting. If you're more driveby's style, just slit their fucking throats.

This should work better than a conventional burglary for a few reasons. IE there are no alarm systems to deal with, you can virtually take all the time you want, you don't have to invest much, if any, time into stake out.

Unfortunately, they would have to see your face, but you could alter your appearance with makeup and fake hair.

[driveby]

Originally Posted by eardor

These ideas from a guy who couldn't even snatch a purse. Maybe you should jump 11 year olds on their way home from school.

Couldn't snatch a puse when on probation, and have no gun.

Jackoff.

[samguy700]

i lold when i saw it was driveby

[Azure]

Originally Posted by driveby

Couldn't snatch a puse when on probation, and have no gun.

Jackoff.

lol, because that totally changed the circumstances.

[driveby]

Originally Posted by Azure

lol, because that totally changed the circumstances.

It did. Sort of. You know, you're a funny guy. And it's too bad the payphones don't have that wire exposed. I knew they didn't anyway, but if I could take them apart, I could find the wire.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by driveby

It did. Sort of. You know, you're a funny guy. And it's too bad the payphones don't have that wire exposed. I knew they didn't anyway, but if I could take them apart, I could find the wire.

Keep on the lookout; some do, some don't. It pays off if you can find one exposed, in a fairly decent location.

[|55555|]

I thought you said these were better than traditional suggestions. I am disapointed.