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Old 05-08-2009, 09:03 AM
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A friend of mine has decided, at the ripe old age of 23, that she's not going to find a guy she'll be with forever etc. She also really, really wants kids. She's from a massive family and has pretty much raised a couple of her younger siblings, so she is aware of what's involved.

The other day, she asked if I'd consider impregnating her. She's said that she's not after any financial/familial/whatever support from me afterwards, she just wants me to knock her up so she can have her own baby.

I believe her when she says she wouldn't be after child support, but five years from now, if she's in financial difficulty, what kind of mother wouldn't use every available resource (like a court ordered me) to provide for their kid...

Then we have how I'd feel about it. I have no idea how I'd feel about the kid. I don't know whether I'd want to play a part in its life or whether I'd find myself wanting to support it. I don't know how having a random kid out there would affect my future relationships. I'm trying to think of all the pros and cons.

On a side note, this girl is hot, tall and smart... pretty much the kind of genetic material I'd be looking to attach mine to. For those who are wondering, yes, the old fashioned method would be used.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:04 AM
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dont do it
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:06 AM
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I met a chick like this. Id of done it for money. But yeah too much hassle a kid is too much on your mind even if you never see it. And child support will come into it.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:06 AM
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i dont trust 99% of women, personally
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:07 AM
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:08 AM
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Default Re: She wants me to knock her up...

If you feel like paying alimony for the rest of your life, go for it...

also suppose you find/have a stable partner, what is she going to think about that?

leave these shenanigans for niggers, and save your self the headaches.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:09 AM
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This person isn't Xannex by any chance, is it?
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:19 AM
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Wayyyyy too risky.
If I was her, no matter how good a friend you were, I would fuck you over for money later.
And adding complications such as a kid could ruin your friendship completely, and then she could make life very difficult.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:19 AM
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If she doesn't have syphilis, or any other STD, do it.

If she comes back wanting child support, you can always use a bit of muscle to put the bitch back in her place.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:19 AM
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Don't do it.

Unless you can let some sort of contract drawn up wich would give you legal proof she only wants your seamen and no financial help. Otherwise this will come back and bite you in the ass, even if it's not financial stuff. That kid will one day want to know who daddy is. Even if you don't want to be his/her father figure
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:20 AM
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Stay away!!!
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:36 AM
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You could always pull out, blow in her face, and run.

Of course, she could still get pregnant.

And she may then scoop it off her face into her vagina.

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Old 05-08-2009, 09:45 AM
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You could make the offer for cash only... $20,000 in $20 denominations... in a briefcase... at the place and time of impregnation. Legal, notarized paperwork would also need to be signed, and would be a required part of the deal. You will not be permitted to know where the child is, what its name is, or any other personal details pertaining to the sale of your sperm.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:49 AM
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why do you even have to ask SPREAD YOUR SEED MAN
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:59 PM
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Sign a contract with her. You denounce yourself as the father, only as the impregnator. Have wild sex. Feel what it's like to come in a woman with a condom and no other birth control. Smoke a cig. Go your own way.
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Old 05-08-2009, 01:04 PM
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Default Re: She wants me to knock her up...

exactly what liquid Ice said, get it signed by a judge, and have video/pictures of the two of you signing it. If she has problems with this, she'll be after money in the next few years
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Old 05-08-2009, 01:08 PM
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Default Re: She wants me to knock her up...

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She's said that she's not after any financial/familial/whatever support from me afterwards, she just wants me to knock her up so she can have her own baby.
are you fucking kidding me? this just reeks of nasty fucking lies

think fast - get a vasectomy then agree and try to impregnate her. Multiple times.
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Old 05-08-2009, 01:48 PM
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Lightbulb Re: She wants me to knock her up...

Part of me is saying "hell yeah, spread that seed around!".

But the rational part of me is telling me that it's an idiotic decision, and you shouldn't even think about going for it.
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Old 05-08-2009, 01:48 PM
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think fast - get a vasectomy then agree and try to impregnate her. Multiple times.
^ Wins this thread.
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Old 05-08-2009, 01:49 PM
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Old 05-08-2009, 01:49 PM
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or adoption?? fuck
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Old 05-08-2009, 01:58 PM
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Default Re: She wants me to knock her up...

Maker her sign a contract, before court, that will protect you from any demands of money she may do later. Also, get both tested.
Also, you can make her pay you...

Otherwise, Adoption or sperm bank are her options.
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:02 PM
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i dont trust 99% of women, personally
This.

I wouldn't bother with it, OP. She says she doesn't want child support now, but who knows if she's lying, or what's going to happen in the future that might make her try and get it from you.
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:04 PM
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Default Re: She wants me to knock her up...

Question: What do YOU get out of this?
If you're only considering this because you want to fuck her then you absolutely should not do it

Also, contracts are not fool proof. People have signed contracts saying they were just going to provided sperm and still ended up paying out the ass for the next 18 years. Besides, laws change. It might be legal for you to absolve yourself of all parental duties right now but in 4 years when some conservative freak gets elected, who knows.

I'd say you definitely should not do it. Besides, who are you even helping? The kid has to grow up with one parent, you're not helping him. The girl has to raise a kid by herself and now she's definitely not going to find a man.

Just buy her a fucking puppy and walk away.
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:11 PM
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Don't do it! It's not worth it. She can get a boyfriend or something and then settle down, not just say 'oh you'll do'
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:37 PM
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I believe her when she says she wouldn't be after child support, but five years from now, if she's in financial difficulty, what kind of mother wouldn't use every available resource (like a court ordered me) to provide for their kid...
I wouldn't do it, for the reason quoted above.
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:54 PM
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Don't do it.

Unless you can let some sort of contract drawn up wich would give you legal proof she only wants your seamen and no financial help. Otherwise this will come back and bite you in the ass, even if it's not financial stuff. That kid will one day want to know who daddy is. Even if you don't want to be his/her father figure
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or adoption?? fuck
This here.. is all of your alternatives. MANY. I personally prefer adoption, but she's probably one of the few who want her very own DNA crap-box walking around the planet.

Seeding your own root is a lot like getting a tatu - there's a chance that you will greatly regret later on. If you are willing to live with whatever chance of regret there is, fuck it (both literally and figuratively).
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:00 PM
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If you don't trust her then don't do it.

Also, the misogyny on this board is disgusting.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:42 PM
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You all think way too much. Just do it dude.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:45 PM
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Fun fact: if you impregnate 91 girls every day for the next 30 years, then by the time you're done, you would be able to populate a small city with your clones.
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dont do it man!
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:57 PM
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Default Re: She wants me to knock her up...

People who aren't married, and probably aren't financially stable (at 23, who really is?), should not be TRYING to conceive. I mean, accidents happen, but to purposely put that kinda future strain on yourself, is just silly.
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Fun fact: if you impregnate 91 girls every day for the next 30 years, then by the time you're done, you would be able to populate a small city with your clones.
Who the fuck could get off 91 times in a day?
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:04 PM
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Fun fact: if you impregnate 91 girls every day for the next 30 years, then by the time you're done, you would be able to populate a small city with your clones.
Fun fact: That's not how reproduction and genes work, unless you're capable of mitosis.
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Get a legal document absolving you of any financial obligation.
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are you fucking kidding me? this just reeks of nasty fucking lies

think fast - get a vasectomy then agree and try to impregnate her. Multiple times.
Beat me to it, sort of....dont get a vasectomy, just make sure you are fertile somehow, have a go at it several times or so, then shrug your shoulders and be on your way. xD
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:32 PM
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Get a bit of paper work stating that she cannot ask you for child support and ask her to wait x amount of months to make sure she's serious
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Old 05-08-2009, 06:04 PM
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Hey Guys, should I impregnate a woman who swears she doesn't want any child support and leave a kid fatherless? Yea, sounds like a great fucking idea. That kid will have a great life knowing his mother had a baby for fun.
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