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Old 05-11-2009, 06:52 PM
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I have a 11 year old half Boston Terrier Half Shar-Pei free if anyone wants him. Housetrained, neutered, good with people, unknon with kids & other dogs. I am in the Orlando, FL area. I'm moving into a no dog house so he needs to go.

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Old 05-11-2009, 07:00 PM
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Trade is allowed you may continue.

Edited the Title to make it more attractive. Hope you don't mind.

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Old 05-12-2009, 07:04 AM
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:01 PM
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why would anyone want a dog that's gonna die soon
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:06 PM
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Can you please tell me the weight of this dog? Is it mostly fat or is it muscular?
My friend and his family own a Chinese restaurant in Orlando and they are looking for a suitable dog to watch the place at night.
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:22 PM
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Can you please tell me the weight of this dog? Is it mostly fat or is it muscular?
My friend and his family own a Chinese restaurant in Orlando and they are looking for a suitable dog to watch the place at night.
Mostly muscle, not exactly good eating PM me if you're for real. Edit: about 60 lbs.

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Old 05-12-2009, 09:28 PM
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Lol someone read my scam.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:11 PM
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Sadly this dog is worth nothing being a mutt with no papers.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:28 PM
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I read the title as:
Pelts: 11 year old dog...
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Old 05-14-2009, 05:37 AM
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I read the title as:
Pelts: 11 year old dog...
He'd make a pretty shitty pelt to be honest as he's got bad skin problems. I told you he was worthless...
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Old 05-14-2009, 05:40 AM
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:39 PM
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You would give your dog to a Totsean? Do it a favour and spend the dough on a lethal injection at your vet's clinic.
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:50 PM
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Keep him.....tell the people in your new rental to go fuck themselves.
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Old 05-15-2009, 05:18 PM
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:05 PM
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omg ur dog is so ugly
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Old 05-17-2009, 05:07 AM
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Don't say I didn't warn you:

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...nt=Peanut1.jpg

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...nt=Peanut2.jpg

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...nt=Peanut3.jpg

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...nt=Peanut4.jpg

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...nt=Peanut5.jpg

Notice the red rocket in the last two. Apparently sitting down makes him hard, that or driveby stopped off to jerk him a little.
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Old 05-17-2009, 05:11 AM
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Looks like a nice dog, hope you find a good home for him.
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*saves the last two pics to HDD*
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Old 05-17-2009, 05:36 AM
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*saves the last two pics to HDD*
I sure Peanut would be flattered. He has no balls and he still wants to slip his knot into everything that moves.
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At 11 years old it's gonna be hard to shift him.

Why don't you post this on craigslist?
Everyone's looking for freebies on there.

If they're Korean, don't give him to them.
If you were gonna pay for shipping as well then I'd find someone who would have him, or keep him myself.
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Can you please tell me the weight of this dog? Is it mostly fat or is it muscular?
My friend and his family own a Chinese restaurant in Orlando and they are looking for a suitable dog to watch the place at night.
They're gonna eat the dog, aren't they?
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:05 AM
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Red Rocket
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:06 AM
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You don't have any relatives or friends that could take the dog for you?
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Old 05-18-2009, 05:29 AM
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You don't have any relatives or friends that could take the dog for you?
In short, no. That's actually how I ended up with the dog. (ok I dated into the system) Irresponsible father/son team gets the dog a death warrant in the two big counties down here, dumps dog on willing ex, relationship goes away, I end up holding the dog.

Parents don't want no dog, friends don't want no dog, original owners don't want no dog, does the internet want a dog???
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:56 AM
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Kill him nicely and take him to the taxidermist. Having a stuffed, life sized dog would be awesome. Be sure to ask the taxidermist to incorporate a bit of red rocket action into the final product.
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Old 06-01-2009, 04:32 AM
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Well I finally got rid of the little fucker, but not before he could shit in the garage as a going away present.
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Sounds like my last girlfriend
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