Fap to a random TV show...

Bong McPuffin · #1 05-13-2009, 09:41 PM

Ok, I invented a game the other day when I was high and my cable went out so I was using bunny ears on my TV... hence why this is in games poor people play.

The game is simple...

You go to a random TV show with your eyes closed, any TV show at all... and find something to get aroused by solely within the TV show... mine was Sabrina the Teenage Witch....

Luckily my show had 3 blondes, 2 ugly and 1 decent, so it only took me 15 minutes to get it up and fap.... that show is a total boner killer though with how lame it is... I went limp twice due to stupidity within the show. So lame.

I tried it again today and landed on the news... that was a tough one, but a commercial came on advertising Girl Scout cookies for breast cancer, and that made it easier to fap for some reason.

Rules are, you have until the ending credits to get off, it can't be porn, and you can't change the channel once you've started... also additional/optional rules include... if a family member walks in, you have to keep going, no matter what or who it is.

Bonus points if you bust a nut with your parents in the room.

Vox Ducis · #2 05-13-2009, 09:44 PM

Next time you see Sarah Palin, don't hesitate.

Genesis93 · #3 05-13-2009, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bong McPuffin

Luckily my show had 3 blondes, 2 ugly and 1 decent,

the three of them would get it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bong McPuffin

.. also additional/optional rules include... if a family member walks in, you have to keep going, no matter what or who it is.

Bonus points if you bust a nut with your parents in the room.

>.> Retard