The Legend

[Euda]

There's a guy that looks just like Brill on the Discovery Channel. He's in front of a computer telling people about ship wrecks.

[the phantom stranger]

Maybe its him. Hes finally resurfaced.

[Jordan]

[Craigslist.org]

Originally Posted by 449

Caption for the seagulls.

Do we eat it????

[Jordan]

It eats you

[Craigslist.org]

Originally Posted by 449

It eats you

So true!

[Fza]

Legends don't resurface, unless it's a drunk who saw them.

Are you a drunk Euda?

[Euda]

I'm drunk on mustard and pickles.

[Fza]

Originally Posted by Euda

I'm drunk on mustard and pickles.

I'll pretend I didn't see that. And you said something sane.

[Euda]

Originally Posted by Fza

I'll pretend I didn't see God. And you said something insane.

That's a safe bet and it goes down much better than bourbon with a raspberry liqueur.

[Fza]

Bourbon, I'll believe that.

Mr Mustard Pickles.

[Euda]

Originally Posted by Fza

I'll touch a monkey from Belgium.

Delicious.

[Fza]

Someone should shoot you.

[Jordan]

Ketchup > Mustard

[Euda]

Originally Posted by Fza

I'm not actually Amish.

I never would have guessed.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Should Euda's posts be pissing me off this much? I dont feel I should be upset, but fuck its hard sometimes. I feel like reaching through the monitor and bashing a jar of pickles on Euda's hands so he can form more coherent sentences.