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http://www.warnet.ws/news/30439

Wish I had a pet like that.

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Old 05-16-2009, 11:02 PM
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I guarantee you they will get mauled eventually.
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:16 AM
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badass, yes
... until it fucks him up
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:21 AM
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Thats awesome. Bears aren't dumb, I bet if you raised one from that young you would not get mauled
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:24 AM
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Thats awesome. Bears aren't dumb, I bet if you raised one from that young you would not get mauled
i wonder.. i think maybe if they are kept fed and shit they might be alright...

but they aren't domesticated at all like dogs are, dont forget how disloyal and unpredictable wolves can be to people who keep them as pets..
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:24 AM
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Russians are bad ass no matter what.
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:26 AM
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That is awesome, I want a pet bear.
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:31 AM
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i wonder.. i think maybe if they are kept fed and shit they might be alright...

but they aren't domesticated at all like dogs are, dont forget how disloyal and unpredictable wolves can be to people who keep them as pets..
Just going by the photos it looks like they are looking after him well. People have successfully had wolves as pets. They aren't exactly disloyal and unpredictable, they just don't behave like a domesticated dog.
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Old 05-17-2009, 05:38 AM
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It's just a matter of time before the Russians invade with their bear calvary.
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:01 AM
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It looks friendly enough in those photos.
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:34 AM
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That guy is American....
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:35 AM
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i wonder.. i think maybe if they are kept fed and shit they might be alright...
It's possible, but you never know. Recently a chimpanzee went psycho on a woman that had been around the chimp since it was very young. Also, one of the two fags that put on a show in Vegas using tigers was almost mauled to death.
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:35 AM
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Russians are fucking dipshits.

They're backward and drink themselves to death and eat their own vomit and have the intelligence of children.
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:38 AM
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Russians are fucking dipshits.

They're backward and drink themselves to death and eat their own vomit and have the intelligence of children.
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:55 AM
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It's possible, but you never know. Recently a chimpanzee went psycho on a woman that had been around the chimp since it was very young. Also, one of the two fags that put on a show in Vegas using tigers was almost mauled to death.
I too remembered that accident where the monkey bit the face off of her 'master'. Serves her right.
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Russians are fucking dipshits.

They're backward and drink themselves to death and eat their own vomit and have the intelligence of children.
Ever read Dostojewski? Bułhakow? Tołstoj?
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:56 AM
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Intresting, i was wondering where they got the idea for the bears in Red Alert 3.
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Old 05-17-2009, 07:00 AM
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Russians are pussies. Not like Chechnyans.
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Old 05-17-2009, 07:17 AM
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Ever read Dostojewski? Bułhakow? Tołstoj?
No. I've read Solzhenitsyn and Trotsky though (not technically Russian but meh).

A few authors doesn't change the fact that Russia is, by and large, a nation of chauvinistic backward retards.
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:53 AM
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i really want to know how much it costs to feed it
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:14 AM
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:22 AM
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No. I've read Solzhenitsyn and Trotsky though (not technically Russian but meh).

A few authors doesn't change the fact that Russia is, by and large, a nation of chauvinistic backward retards.
Well, there have been several huge waves of emigration from Russia, in which most decent people got the hell out of there.

Then there were the few that left, and tried to fight the ever-authoritarian regime, and got fucked by it.

Now, unfortunately, Russia is indeed mostly full of "chauvinistic backward retards".

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Ever read Dostojewski? Bułhakow? Tołstoj?
Dostoyevsky: arrested and imprisoned on for being a part of a liberal intellectual group.
Bulgakov: not allowed to go abroad to see his family, a lot of his best work never published or staged during his life.
Tolstoy: founded 13 schools for his serf's children, harassed by the secret police for it.
Enough said about Solzhenitsyn and Trotsky.
In fact, almost any famous Russian person you name, chances are he/she was harassed by the State in some way.
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:31 AM
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It doesn't change the fact that they made some fucking good works.

That the same as saying that americans are fat retards addicted to their ipods and iphone with their heads so far up their asses that they found a new planet to colonize.

However, we know that it ain't true. On the other hand we know that Russia is slightly backwards about tolerance, rights and all, but that is the way it has always been, it was the privy of Europe.
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I'd assume playful wrestling is a relative term lol.
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I guarantee you they will get mauled eventually.
yeah this will happen and it will be lulz
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They're backward and drink themselves to death and eat their own vomit and have the intelligence of children.
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It doesn't change the fact that they made some fucking good works.
That's true - and I love their works. That's what makes it so annoying that Russia has long been a society that devours its best people. You can't say that it's just the government that's bad either - it occurs to me, that every country is in fact a democracy, no matter how backwards it is - because no regime would survive if not for the support, fear, ignorance or indifference of the people.
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Old 05-17-2009, 10:34 AM
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it occurs to me, that every country is in fact a democracy, no matter how backwards it is - because no regime would survive if not for the support, fear, ignorance or indifference of the people.
Thats bullshit and you know it. People crushed under the boot of a military regime can't do shit unless enough of them have guns.
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Thats bullshit and you know it. People crushed under the boot of a military regime can't do shit unless enough of them have guns.
Who's forcing the military people to go against their countrymen?

Like some riot policeman said in the 1980s in the Soviet Union - if a few thousand people go into the streets in protest, I will arrest them. If a few hundred thousand people are protesting? I will join them.

A strong military regime is not established in one day either. At some point people allow it to happen.
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^ Exactly. I also agree to your second post. It's hard for me to fathom how polish mathematicians could have 'cracked' the enigma when today polish youth, at the end of highschool, has to solve some basic trigonometry, function and sequences and series problems for their final exams.

Yep, we too had our share of russian/soviet rule and it really, really fucked the culture up (pride issues and other such stuff).
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A few authors doesn't change the fact that Russia is, by and large, a nation of chauvinistic backward retards.
OMG A DIRECT LINK TO AMERICANS!

But Russians could beat the shit out of any American.
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OMG A DIRECT LINK TO AMERICANS!

But Russians could beat the shit out of any American.
Outdrink - yes, beat - dunno.
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OMG A DIRECT LINK TO AMERICANS!
I'm not an American.
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New Zealand, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahhahahahahhaha
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New Zealand, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahhahahahahhaha
I don't need 300 million people behind me to feel like a big man
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Подождём когда этот "друг" его сожрёт или покалечит
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STFU untermensch.

Go get drunk of potato piss and rape your mother Katja.
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