Men Faking Orgasms?

ripstick · #1 01-22-2009, 06:19 PM

Why and in what circumstances would a man do this?

My boyfriend said he used to fake it with his ex. Now I've seen pics of her and she's not ugly. Far from it. Maybe a 8/10 and DDs to boot. But he told me that sometimes the sex was so awful and unarrousing he'd fake cumming, pull out and whip the condom off before the stunned cunt realized what happened. He says he did an upwards of 3 times.

I'm pretty confident he's never faked it with me (we don't use condoms so it's pretty obvious). But why would he feel the need to do it? To save her feelings? Fuck, I' be like 'Bitch, you suck at sex. I'm gonna go wack it to porn'.

Have any of you ever faked orgasms with a girl? And why did you do it?

k4aic · #2 01-22-2009, 06:23 PM

I would think it would be harder for men to fake..Women faking isnt that hard..but I would be able to tell whether he was faking or not. And why he never said anything or maybe told her what to do so he could cum...if that happened to me I would want to know why/how I could help?

Roll Fizzlebeef · #3 01-22-2009, 06:25 PM

I would figure it would be harder to fake an orgasm with a woman.

Man if she ever found out, she's gonna be an emotional wreck.

ripstick · #4 01-22-2009, 06:35 PM

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I would figure it would be harder to fake an orgasm with a woman.

Man if she ever found out, she's gonna be an emotional wreck.

That's what I was thinking too. I mean I HATE his ex, but I would never stoop as low to tell her about him faking it. Even now, after they've broken up. That would just destroy her.

I didn't even know men could fake it.

MartialShot · #5 01-22-2009, 06:37 PM

You can, welcome to our life. Women can fake it so why cant we? Sometimes you just get tired or the sex is so bad that it just doesnt happn its pretti self explanatory the same reason women fake it

Jordan · #6 01-22-2009, 06:38 PM

ED?

ripstick · #7 01-22-2009, 06:41 PM

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You can, welcome to our life. Women can fake it so why cant we? Sometimes you just get tired or the sex is so bad that it just doesnt happn its pretti self explanatory the same reason women fake it

Isn't it generally harder to make a woman cum? In my experience it is but I may be wrong. For that reason, and that woman generally form emotional attachments to their sexual partners, I think it's more common that women fake it to save egos and pride.

Is it difficult for a man to cum? Are you saying that men fake it as much as women?

MartialShot · #8 01-22-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ripstick

Isn't it generally harder to make a woman cum? In my experience it is but I may be wrong. For that reason, and that woman generally form emotional attachments to their sexual partners, I think it's more common that women fake it to save egos and pride.

Is it difficult for a man to cum? Are you saying that men fake it as much as women?

Not some girls, my gf cums several times before me, and I ussually can go as long as 20 minutes, also some position dont stimulate me at all so it doesnt get me going....this being said it can be difficult for a guy, and no women fake it much more

SomeLowLife · #9 01-22-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ripstick

Isn't it generally harder to make a woman cum?

Of course. Each woman has her own special thing that arouses them like no other, guys however are all wired fundamentally the same.

As a male, I have never faked an orgasm. I feel that if I wanted to I would need to carry around some random concoction of cream cheese, water, and bleach at all times.

ripstick · #10 01-22-2009, 06:49 PM

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Not some girls, my gf cums several times before me, and I ussually can go as long as 20 minutes, also some position dont stimulate me at all so it doesnt get me going....this being said it can be difficult for a guy, and no women fake it much more

I'm with your gf. I'm a multiple orgasmer.

But I've always wondered what goes through a man's head during sex. Do you have to have a certain emotion or feeling to get off? Will some men not be able to cum if they're angry or upset? What sort or stimulation must you have? Is there certain positions that will get you off no matter what, and other that there's no chance of?

I know how to get a man off. That's not what I'm asking. I'm just trying to understand what sex might be lacking to stop a man from cumming. Do you understand?

ripstick · #11 01-22-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife

guys however are all wired fundamentally the same.

See, this is what I generally thought.

Oh and LOL. Cream cheese.

MartialShot · #12 01-22-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ripstick

I'm with your gf. I'm a multiple orgasmer.

But I've always wondered what goes through a man's head during sex. Do you have to have a certain emotion or feeling to get off? Will some men not be able to cum if they're angry or upset? What sort or stimulation must you have? Is there certain positions that will get you off no matter what, and other that there's no chance of?

I know how to get a man off. That's not what I'm asking. I'm just trying to understand what sex might be lacking to stop a man from cumming. Do you understand?

I understand, and the only reason i didnt gett off is becuase it lost its excitement, and there was no stimulation at all becuase for me theres only certain positions that can hit the area i like the most personally.... apaoligies for shit spelling kinda of dirnking

SomeLowLife · #13 01-22-2009, 06:53 PM

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I'm just trying to understand what sex might be lacking to stop a man from cumming.

A vagina?

Seriously, your boyfriend is fucking nuts. What kind of guy fakes his orgasm? That's one of the main points of the relationship in the first place right?

Either his ex was doing the corpse pose( lying there, doing nothing) or your boyfriend is hiding in a whole new level of the closet.

aliveupboy · #14 01-22-2009, 06:55 PM

Its easy for guys to fake. Assuming hes not getting head while hes faking an orgasm. Other then that you could just fake the noises and the movements and unless the girl is a cum shot investigator she would never know the difference.

I don't know why a guy would fake. Maybe hes not in the mood or is exhausted or just smoked meth and won't be able to cum for hours. Who knows. I've never done it. But it would be easy to do.

You're making too much of this ripstick. Unless its something he does on a regular basis its not a problem.

Rocko · #15 01-22-2009, 06:56 PM

Fact is, if you can't get a guy off you pretty much fail at life.

aliveupboy · #16 01-22-2009, 06:59 PM

In the words of Kramer, "or if its enough already and I just want to get some sleep".

They discussed this exact topic on Seinfeld.

ripstick · #17 01-22-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife

A vagina?

Seriously, your boyfriend is fucking nuts. What kind of guy fakes his orgasm? That's one of the main points of the relationship in the first place right?

Either his ex was doing the corpse pose( lying there, doing nothing) or your boyfriend is hiding in a whole new level of the closet.

From what I heard, she was never very 'good' at sex. My boyfriend doesn't think sex is the most important thing in a relationship, so most likely he was with her because he cared immensely about her.

So you're claiming all you need is a vagina to get off? Ok let me run you through some senarios and you tell me if you could get off if:

1)The girl was extremely fat.
2)The girl had bad body odour/ a rank pussy.
3)The girl was someone you loved but knew had cheated on you.
4)The girl yelled at you the whole time calling you a pussy and saying you had a tiny penis.
5)The only position she wanted to do was slow and shallow girl on top.
6)You were having sex in an unarrousing place (sewage plant, dumpster, pig barn etc.).

aliveupboy · #18 01-22-2009, 07:01 PM

^Making way to much of this.

MartialShot · #19 01-22-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ripstick

From what I heard, she was never very 'good' at sex. My boyfriend doesn't think sex is the most important thing in a relationship, so most likely he was with her because he cared immensely about her.

So you're claiming all you need is a vagina to get off? Ok let me run you through some senarios and you tell me if you could get off if:

1)The girl was extremely fat.
2)The girl had bad body odour/ a rank pussy.
3)The girl was someone you loved but knew had cheated on you.
4)The girl yelled at you the whole time calling you a pussy and saying you had a tiny penis.
5)The only position she wanted to do was slow and shallow girl on top.
6)You were having sex in an unarrousing place (sewage plant, dumpster, pig barn etc.).

I already answered no to all of these and answer ur darn pms

ripstick · #20 01-22-2009, 07:04 PM

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Its easy for guys to fake. Assuming hes not getting head while hes faking an orgasm. Other then that you could just fake the noises and the movements and unless the girl is a cum shot investigator she would never know the difference.

I don't know why a guy would fake. Maybe hes not in the mood or is exhausted or just smoked meth and won't be able to cum for hours. Who knows. I've never done it. But it would be easy to do.

You're making too much of this ripstick. Unless its something he does on a regular basis its not a problem.

Oh no I'm not concerned about this at all. I can get my boyfriend off just fine. And I'm understanding when he's tired, sore, not in the mood etc.

I just didn't knw guys did this because I've always found it easy to get guys off. And I wanted to investigate why and how common it is.

sexual assault · #21 01-22-2009, 07:10 PM

There's been many times when I haven't been able to get off after a night of drinking, but I've never tried to fake it. The girls I've been with that have experienced my whiskey dick didn't seem to mind, but who knows.

SomeLowLife · #22 01-22-2009, 07:16 PM

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My boyfriend doesn't think sex is the most important thing in a relationship, blah blah blah blah blah blah

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So you're claiming all you need is a vagina to get off?

Technically yes, I do prefer it to be the "right" vagina though. Well, don't we all.

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1)The girl was extremely fat.

This question is entirely dependent on which beer I happen to be on.

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2)The girl had bad body odour/ a rank pussy.

I have yet to find a pussy that wasn't simply delightful. However I think I will pass if I do find one.

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3)The girl was someone you loved but knew had cheated on you.

Well that calls for some really angry sex which I think I can work with.

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4)The girl yelled at you the whole time calling you a pussy and saying you had a tiny penis.

I wouldn't associate with a bitch like that in the first place?

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5)The only position she wanted to do was slow and shallow girl on top.

Stress relief is stress relief.

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6)You were having sex in an unarrousing place (sewage plant, dumpster, pig barn etc.).

See Answer #1.

Agent 008 · #23 01-22-2009, 07:21 PM

Damn, even if you didn't want to shoot it that day, why fake it? I mean Christ, you've got to take sex wayy to seriously, and/or have no communication, trust, and understanding with your partner to resort to that.

Not entirely relevant, but I remember reading that some people actually have sex, but resort from having an orgasm every time - they say it keeps them from having dopamine released, and that after a while of doing that the whole intercourse is supposed to feel like one long orgasm.

DrPepper · #24 01-22-2009, 07:44 PM

same reason we do it.. 'oh i came and it hurts now' basically 'stop please, u suck'

Nefret · #25 01-22-2009, 07:55 PM

Well this is a new one for me. My opinion is that you're over thinking this. Most men don't fake orgasms. If they're not going to come they'll let you know. That happens for more reasons than not finding the sex good or not finding the other person sexually appealing. Maybe they're having anxiety about performance or other life problems and shit. I've not been able to have sex for reasons similar to that before so I don't blame them for it. You should probably stop worrying about it.

Death_Merchant · #26 01-22-2009, 08:27 PM

I've not cum a few times, but I never faked an orgasm. For one thing, the women wanted me to blow my load either on their face, tits, ass, or stomach. Kind of hard to fake that. This happened with three different women.

I'm one of those guys who never says no to sex with any woman I'm with at the time. Doesn't matter how tired, sore, where we are, drunk, etc... I always perform for them. I can do it drunk, cause I don't get whiskey dick. Quite the opposite affect. However, even though I'm rock hard, sometimes these factors play up, and no matter what they do, I won't cum. It just doesn't happen. I still enjoy getting my partner off, and it doesn't bother me.

The next reason, which most women fear, is that the sex was bad, for various reasons. She was either not attractive enough, or I couldn't stand her BO or the smell of her pussy. I don't fuck ugly women, but a bad smell is really a turn-off for me, because my smell and taste are connected. Whatever I taste I smell, and whatever I smell, I taste. Usually it's caused by a genetic mismatch, but I will abort and end a relationship over it. This has only happened once. My instinct tells me not to cum.

Another reason is if I'm trying not to cum for some reason. Whether it's cause it's unprotected sex and she's not on the pill, or I've been requested to make it a marathon. I've trained my pc muscles for stamina for 10 years, and if I'm locking up muscles to keep from cumming, sometimes they cramp, and I can't release until they fatigue and let go. This can take hours, and most girls can't handle sex that long, or even give head or a hand job for that long.

There is a cure for a guy locking up and not being able to cum though. It's called milking the prostate. You simply stimulate the prostate gland with your fingers, a dildo, vibrator, strap-on, penis, whatever you have on hand, while giving him head. Most guys aren't really willing to let someone stick something up there ass, and a lot of women won't do it either, but its very affective. As a bonus, you can check for, and reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

Intuition707 · #27 01-22-2009, 11:59 PM

Ive faked it after doing hella cocaine and didnt want her to know about the coke dick.
Could be he jacked off all day before he came over and nailed you.
Could be he fucked another girl before nailing you.

ripstick · #28 01-23-2009, 12:13 AM

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Ive faked it after doing hella cocaine and didnt want her to know about the coke dick.
Could be he jacked off all day before he came over and nailed you.
Could be he fucked another girl before nailing you.

He didn't fake it with me. Read the thread.

I know how to satisfy my man thank you.

aliveupboy · #29 01-23-2009, 12:15 AM

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I know how to satisfy my man thank you.

Ya... Let him pound your asshole to shreads.

Cliche Guevara · #30 01-23-2009, 12:15 AM

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He didn't fake it with me. Read the thread.

I know how to satisfy my man thank you.

Maybe hes a really good actor

ripstick · #31 01-23-2009, 12:16 AM

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Ya... Let him pound your asshole to shreads.

whatever it takes baby. i'm dedicated.

NamelessNom4d · #32 01-23-2009, 12:55 AM

I've only orgasmed once during sex. I'm not the most experienced or anything, but I've done it quite a few times with my girlfriend (we don't get to fuck very often

).

The first few times we did it, it felt good and stuff but I wasn't being stimulated correctly to orgasm. I was too used to a hand doing it (either mine or hers... lol), so we'd fuck for like 10 or 15 minutes (I think one time I went more than 20 and didn't cum... I was like wtf), and then I'd get her to just jerk me off while I fingered her. I think the main reason I couldn't get off was because of the condom. I was not at all used to the feeling of the condom, or even a vagina for that matter the first couple times I had sex.

Soooo yeah, I can't quite explain it, as it's relatively easy to get a guy off, but sometimes it just doesn't work. Usually it's because he's tired and/or was jerking off too much recently. The last time I had sex I finally came (after only like 5 minutes lol, but that was sort of because I was frustrated of not cumming before), but we also hadn't had sex for like two months and I hadn't jacked off the last few days. So yeah, my girlfriend was glad I finally came and was also glad because I fingered her and got her to cum after.

I still can't explain why a dude would fake it though... guys HAVE to cum. If I couldn't from sex I would make her stop and get her to jerk me off/suck my dick. If she wouldn't do that I'd be like fine then I'LL do it

and proceed to jerk off and cum on her face.

Docta? · #33 01-23-2009, 01:09 AM

Men don't fake it. Seeing this thread title is the first time I even considered it.

Wben i cum i heat up, my pulse gets a lot faster and i become rigid, then lose all control of every muscle for a few seconds.

It would only be possible to fake it if I happened to be fucking a stranger

NamelessNom4d · #34 01-23-2009, 01:14 AM

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Men don't fake it. Seeing this thread title is the first time I even considered it.

Wben i cum i heat up, my pulse gets a lot faster and i become rigid, then lose all control of every muscle for a few seconds.

It would only be possible to fake it if I happened to be fucking a stranger

Yeah... that pretty much describes it! I never would've considered faking it either, I could just tell her to get me off some other way. Also remember, guys HAVE to cum, or else we get blue balls, which hurts like a motherfucker!

At least I do anyway...