How the fuck do I meet girls this summer?

[Have A Cigar]

Well I just came home from a year at college and now I'm basically just sitting around and smoking pot a lot since I have nothing to do. And I have a long 3 month summer ahead of me and no sign of getting any girls. But since I'm not at school, how the fuck do I go about meeting some new chicks this summer?

I was thinking I could ask out some girls from my work. Its kind of a big place but it would be weird if shit didn't work out and I had to see this person at work whenever I went. But thats my only idea for now, which might not be bad, but since where I work at is a call center, it sometimes is difficult to be social since everyone is on the phone all the time.

I'm just trying to find out what my friends are doing so I can see if they are hanging out with a group of girls or something. But really its ineffectual and I just need a place or a way that I can just find some chicks more easily. I don't really have many ideas. Zoklet, how the fuck do I meet girls this summer?

[reallystupidstuff]

ask out highschool chicks

[nutsack]

Originally Posted by reallystupidstuff

ask out highschool chicks

This, do you know any people still at highschool?

[PuttinOnTheRitz]

Myspace/Facebook/Twitter/Bebo/Friendster/Stickam/Faceparty if all else fails



Getcha dick wet nigga

[Mor3BL7]

be the likable asshole?

[Have A Cigar]

Originally Posted by black

This, do you know any people still at highschool?

I know of a few but not really. I am wanting to find some new girls, how the fuck do I meet high school girls if I don't go to high school? I don't know about facebook/myspaceing random bitches, I've done that before and sometimes it is not always what you expect. But who knows I might as well. Where is somewhere that would be a good place to find some hoes?

[nutsack]

Originally Posted by Have A Cigar

I know of a few but not really. I am wanting to find some new girls, how the fuck do I meet high school girls if I don't go to high school?

Roll up to parties. There will be a whole new generation of fuckables that have emerged while you were gone.

[Have A Cigar]

Originally Posted by black

Roll up to parties. There will be a whole new generation of fuckables that have emerged while you were gone.

Well theres not the greatest parties around here, I find them as much as I can, but I live in Nebraska, and people don't know how the fuck to party. I need more of a solid place than a party, obviously thats one of the best places and I already knew that. I am trying to think outside the box of how to find some girls.

[Method of Madness]

Chuck E Cheese!

Just watch out for their parents

edit: on a serious note try a hookah bar

[Dr rocker]

You work in a call centre and you are worried about asking people out. High turn over of low skilled, generally lower socio economic class / students = fuck centeral. You talk for a living, talk to some female colleagues. How far is nebraska from the beach? Its far, isnt it?

[Osirius]

You meet high school girls by hanging around high schoolers.

There's a skating rink near where my house is. I later found out after I graduated that it was a local hangout for most of the younger high schoolers in my area. I made friends with some of the younger guys in my new complex, and did them a favor by giving them a ride up there. Ask to come in. Cha-ching. Needy, tight pussy central. I hate places that size, but by sticking around my friend, I got about 3 numbers that night.

Find high school guys in your area, add them to myspace/facebook. Then add their hot friends, saying you were looking for a friend of yours, stumbled across their profile, and like it. Be the cocky asshole from here. And remember to be agressive EARLY, high school chicks don't like guys that pussy-foot around.

I sound so cheesy writing this, but I like playing the "cool older guy" angle. It was always the college guys fucking these chicks when I was in HS, now I'm the older guy, it's my turn to fuck them.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Dr rocker

How far is nebraska from the beach? Its far, isnt it?

I lol'd.

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by Osirius

You meet high school girls by hanging around high schoolers.

There's a skating rink near where my house is. I later found out after I graduated that it was a local hangout for most of the younger high schoolers in my area. I made friends with some of the younger guys in my new complex, and did them a favor by giving them a ride up there. Ask to come in. Cha-ching. Needy, tight pussy central. I hate places that size, but by sticking around my friend, I got about 3 numbers that night.

Find high school guys in your area, add them to myspace/facebook. Then add their hot friends, saying you were looking for a friend of yours, stumbled across their profile, and like it. Be the cocky asshole from here. And remember to be agressive EARLY, high school chicks don't like guys that pussy-foot around.

I sound so cheesy writing this, but I like playing the "cool older guy" angle. It was always the college guys fucking these chicks when I was in HS, now I'm the older guy, it's my turn to fuck them.

how old are you?

[Osirius]

Originally Posted by aquabania

how old are you?

18, why?

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by Osirius

18, why?

it seems like that'd be kinda creepy if you were much older. i'm almost 20 and i don't know if id be comfortable doing that. but i give you props on having a strategy worked out and all.

[Macgruber]

I think until you are out of college, you a fine around HS kids

[kirby]

Just walk into a highschool, and be like sup.

I do this shit and it works. If you see the popo, just nod n wave. Invite them to a non-existant party and walk off.

[Other Side of the Pillow]

This is my third college summer and from my experience you should just jump at any opportunity to be social. Also, get to know people at your job, guys and girls, there are some prime opportunities there.



P.S. If you haven't already figured this out, lowering your standards and being open-minded can lead to some fun times.

[Jai614]

Social gatherings

[Osirius]

Originally Posted by aquabania

it seems like that'd be kinda creepy if you were much older. i'm almost 20 and i don't know if id be comfortable doing that. but i give you props on having a strategy worked out and all.

Ya, I graduated early, 17, so it still works out well. I'm the same age as alot of seniors, and younger than some of them too.

[fux0rz]

Just sit at your computer all summer, the chicks will come pouring in

[skyclaw441]

I'm turning 16 in June, getting a car this summer, and am looking for the same sort of thing. I am a social reject by all measures (shit, I Rick Rolled my talent show, people from my school are out of the question), but a lot of girls think I'm cool outside of school. So, I'm just trying to think of places.

1. The mall never fails to turn up sumshit, just play it cool. Barnes and Noble is a great place if you can get the conversation going.

2. Parties. I don't know how many of these I can get to (my dad is very paranoid about me, won't even let me out after eight). I'm working at my grandparent's, so I bet I can drive around the city they're in and find some random teenage party. I'll probably just walk in with some booze and be like "hey, I have a contribution, let me in?". People like me at parties, and I can dance, so it's not a problem for that one. I could try for a party in my area, too.

3. Friends of friends. Fuck it, it's worth a try, especially if I haven't met them and they're hot. I just don't want my friends cockblocking me.

I always meet chicks in the most random of places, though. So the odds of any of these above places remotely working out is probably a slim:none ratio.

/stupid shit

[zooting22]

Originally Posted by Have A Cigar

I work at is a call center, it sometimes is difficult to be social since everyone is on the phone all the time.

call them up from your desk and flirt all day, it'll seem like you're both working

[zingalong]

Well you can meet girls at church.... Just don't expect to fuck them.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by zingalong

Well you can meet girls at church.... Just don't expect to fuck them.

I beg to differ.

[youtube]CKJXQU6gZOY[/youtube]

[Satyr]

Originally Posted by zingalong

Well you can meet girls at church.... Just don't expect to fuck them.

I did. No, seriously, I did.

Though it wasn't a religious event, but a concert for music academy. I met my ex-girlfriend there on the altar.

Edit: and she made me listen to that song Agent 008 posted.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Satyr

I did. No, seriously, I did.

Though it wasn't a religious event, but a concert for music academy. I met my ex-girlfriend there on the altar.

Edit: and she made me listen to that song Agent 008 posted.

[Ambient]

Is spending youre time pussy hunting a fruitive activity?

Especially given that it is largely an unproductive activity on your count.

From the OP it doesnt seem like you have anything on besides working, smoking pot and fantasicing about spending time with the female species.

Find a different hobbie IMHO.

[Rykoshet]

BUSKING! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Not even actual busking, just bring a guitar to the beach and start playing wonderwall. Build a bonfire too, chicks dig bonfires.

My friend works as a lifeguard on the beach all summer. Every day I'm chatting him up and playing some guitar until girls come up, then I'm like "I have to go, but I'm playing a show XXX or I'll be back later tonight for a bonfire, you girls up for it?"

Easy.

[Have A Cigar]

Originally Posted by Killallthewhiteman420

Is spending youre time pussy hunting a fruitive activity?

Especially given that it is largely an unproductive activity on your count.

From the OP it doesnt seem like you have anything on besides working, smoking pot and fantasicing about spending time with the female species.

Find a different hobbie IMHO.

I might as well find a way to get some pussy, I don't really have shit else to do this summer. Seriously there are no hobbies for me in Nebraska. Its boring as shit I'm in a town of 250k but somehow its fucking dead. Most kids hobbies around here are to go to a house and party and get shitfaced, roll on X and smoke a lot of weed. And I wanna find like a stoner chick whos not uptight and can just chill with the homies and smoke a blunt.

And also you're saying all I have is work and smoking pot, so obviously I wanna try to do something else. I think I'm just gonna start talking to random chicks at my work I've seen around. I don't know where else to start so fuck it, I'll find other places down the line this summer.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by lockedbanana

call them up from your desk and flirt all day, it'll seem like you're both working

They have a program that tracks your phone usage.

[unstableasatable]

at yor work just become friendly with the socialable guy and chill with him, he will he with his lots of boys n girls n just meet their friends and their friends

[Phlegm!]

Originally Posted by Have A Cigar

I might as well find a way to get some pussy, I don't really have shit else to do this summer. Seriously there are no hobbies for me in Nebraska. Its boring as shit I'm in a town of 250k but somehow its fucking dead. Most kids hobbies around here are to go to a house and party and get shitfaced, roll on X and smoke a lot of weed. And I wanna find like a stoner chick whos not uptight and can just chill with the homies and smoke a blunt.

And also you're saying all I have is work and smoking pot, so obviously I wanna try to do something else. I think I'm just gonna start talking to random chicks at my work I've seen around. I don't know where else to start so fuck it, I'll find other places down the line this summer.

Chasing tail for the whole summer shouldn't be your main priority. Self-improvement should be one, and a hobby is usually latent until you just stumble upon it: I suggest you get out their and find your passion in life instead, with pussy being secondary; this way the ends will justify the means, as a goal orientated man will come across less needy, and it will supplement you in your pickups. Also, make like interesting for yourself; don't depend on others to get the ball rolling, but act decisively by grabbing the bull by it's horns, and seizing every opportunity presented to you.

[Mr. White]

Originally Posted by Osirius

You meet high school girls by hanging around high schoolers.

There's a skating rink near where my house is. I later found out after I graduated that it was a local hangout for most of the younger high schoolers in my area. I made friends with some of the younger guys in my new complex, and did them a favor by giving them a ride up there. Ask to come in. Cha-ching. Needy, tight pussy central. I hate places that size, but by sticking around my friend, I got about 3 numbers that night.

Find high school guys in your area, add them to myspace/facebook. Then add their hot friends, saying you were looking for a friend of yours, stumbled across their profile, and like it. Be the cocky asshole from here. And remember to be agressive EARLY, high school chicks don't like guys that pussy-foot around.

I sound so cheesy writing this, but I like playing the "cool older guy" angle. It was always the college guys fucking these chicks when I was in HS, now I'm the older guy, it's my turn to fuck them.

that is so true