For Sale/Trade: Young 13 Yr Old Virgins! [Shipping: WorldWide/Price: NA/Loc: USA]

[kirby]

I just received a batch of newly turned 13yr old girls! These girls aren't the typical American raised bitches with their text messaging and fucking college kids.

These are genuine 100% white superior genetic girls, still happy about life and are very eager to meet their new masters.

Pics will be provided for those extremely interested individuals. Please reply if you express interest.

[Method of Madness]

Where do I sign?

[Dfg]

Wow, can i get one?
What's the shipping cost? Are they virgins?

[Zip]

I will trade 16 camels and 4 goats for each.

[blankooie]

Are these able to work a skid-steer and live in warehouse type conditions?

[Levo75]

I need one to clean my fucking house. I hope you have one with a disability.

[InspiredByMe]

Heh heh heh all right...

How much?

[zuperxtreme]

Not. Worth. It.

[kirby]

Originally Posted by Dfg

Wow, can i get one?11
What's the shipping cost? Are they virgins?

Of course! Theres a discount for being a part of the Zoklet Administration Team! Shipping costs are included in costs, and we guarntee delivery via an airport nearest you! And of course their virgins, for how long you want them to be .

Originally Posted by Vanilla Guerilla

Where do I sign?

OF course! All you have to do is send payment, and request delivery at any one airport and they'll arrive within 72 hours!

We're also running multi girl specials for any special event!! We're also currently expanding to include rentals! Please check back to see when we'll be offering them!

[cosmo]

They're probably just fixed up Eastern European girls posing as Americans.

[Dfg]

Originally Posted by Zip

I will trade 16 camels and 4 goats for each.

That's too damn high.

I will bid for 3 girls, 12 Camels, 24 goats , 6 sheep and 6 horses.

[superspeedz]

Originally Posted by kirby

I just recieved a batch of newly turned 13yr old girls! These girls aren't the typical american raised bitches with their text messaging and fucking college kids.

These are genuine 100% white superior genetic girls, still happy about life and are very eager to meet their new masters.

Pics will be provided for those extremeley interested individuals. Please reply if you express interest.

Can I breed them with my 13 yr old boy?

[Dfg]

Originally Posted by kirby

Of course! Theres a discount for being a part of the Zoklet Administration Team! Shipping costs are included in costs, and we guarntee delivery via an airport nearest you! And of course their virgins, for how long you want them to be .



OF course! All you have to do is send payment, and request delivery at any one airport and they'll arrive within 72 hours!

We're also running multi girl specials for any special event!! We're also currently expanding to include rentals! Please check back to see when we'll be offering them!

Wow, that is awesome. I will cargo you the animals.

[Cegstar]

So... mods are allowed to troll and their threads won't be closed?

[reallystupidstuff]

Do you have anything in the 15-16 year old range?

[kirby]

Originally Posted by Zip

I will trade 16 camels and 4 goats for each.

Good! Sounds good my good sir!

[kirby]

Originally Posted by reallystupidstuff

Do you have anything in the 15-16 year old range?

I'll have to check the back, I may have some around that age.

I may not be able to guarntee freshness though. Their not pure 13yr old girls!

Originally Posted by Cegstar

So... mods are allowed to troll and their threads won't be closed?

Good Sir, this isn't trolling. I am offering fine 13yr old girls for the price of peanuts! I only want the world to know my work of peace! Throughout 13yr old girls!

Originally Posted by superspeedz

Can I breed them with my 13 yr old boy?

Any such activities are throughly with you and the girl, I do not codone the idea of cross breeding though. I highly do not recomond it! Just take for example history views on the Chubcaubra~.

[Dfg]

Originally Posted by Cegstar

So... mods are allowed to troll and their threads won't be closed?

Nope, no one is allowed to troll for extended amount of time. This thread will be closed after 15~20 mins. That's the lifetime of a troll thread in The Trading Pit.

But I normally close these threads in second since I know that the OP is trolling and no one is going to get ripped off, I normally don't mind.

[ACE_187]

Originally Posted by reallystupidstuff

Do you have anything in the 15-16 year old range?

I agree. 13 is a little weird. 14 at the youngest, probably 15.

[reallystupidstuff]

Originally Posted by kirby

I'll have to check the back, I may have some around that age.

I may not be able to guarntee freshness though. Their not pure 13yr old girls!

That's ok. I want something a little more developed and a little less happy about life. Cheer and happiness make me wanna dai. Have you got anything in angsty goth or punk?

[Dfg]

Title has been edited for Test purposes. I might settle for this format.

Suggestions and comments:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=32408

[5024L]

I'll take a few, there is a market for those things.

[kirby]

Originally Posted by cosmo

They're probably just fixed up Eastern European girls posing as Americans.

Who wants to order true American girls these days?~ All up in your hair fussy and such about their new black boyfriend. I'm giving you the chance to have a nice clean non-spoiled 13yr old girl on the start to life.

[SLIM]

I'm more interested in their younger sisters.

[Dfg]

2 Minutes to go.

Jump in before this thread closes.

[kirby]

Originally Posted by Dfg

2 Minutes to go.

Jump in before this thread closes.

Noooooooooooooooooo! I'll offer you one free girl in exchange for keeping this open.

[yxnhpbjac]

*jumps in*

[Dfg]

This thread is now locked/closed. Reason: Human Trafficking is not allowed in this section.



EDIT: It would have been locked in less than 30 seconds if the OP hadn't confirmed his true intentions on IRC.