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Old 05-19-2009, 10:11 PM
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Thumbs Up For Sale/Trade: Young 13 Yr Old Virgins! [Shipping: WorldWide/Price: NA/Loc: USA]

I just received a batch of newly turned 13yr old girls! These girls aren't the typical American raised bitches with their text messaging and fucking college kids.

These are genuine 100% white superior genetic girls, still happy about life and are very eager to meet their new masters.

Pics will be provided for those extremely interested individuals. Please reply if you express interest.

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Old 05-19-2009, 10:13 PM
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Where do I sign?
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:14 PM
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Wow, can i get one?
What's the shipping cost? Are they virgins?
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:16 PM
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I will trade 16 camels and 4 goats for each.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:16 PM
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Are these able to work a skid-steer and live in warehouse type conditions?
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:16 PM
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I need one to clean my fucking house. I hope you have one with a disability.
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Heh heh heh all right...

How much?
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:17 PM
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Not. Worth. It.

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Old 05-19-2009, 10:17 PM
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Default Re: For Sale/Trade Newly turned 13yr old girl. Still young and happy.

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Wow, can i get one?11
What's the shipping cost? Are they virgins?
Of course! Theres a discount for being a part of the Zoklet Administration Team! Shipping costs are included in costs, and we guarntee delivery via an airport nearest you! And of course their virgins, for how long you want them to be .

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Where do I sign?
OF course! All you have to do is send payment, and request delivery at any one airport and they'll arrive within 72 hours!

We're also running multi girl specials for any special event!! We're also currently expanding to include rentals! Please check back to see when we'll be offering them!
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:18 PM
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Default Re: For Sale/Trade Newly turned 13yr old girl. Still young and happy.

They're probably just fixed up Eastern European girls posing as Americans.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:18 PM
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I will trade 16 camels and 4 goats for each.
That's too damn high.

I will bid for 3 girls, 12 Camels, 24 goats , 6 sheep and 6 horses.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:19 PM
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I just recieved a batch of newly turned 13yr old girls! These girls aren't the typical american raised bitches with their text messaging and fucking college kids.

These are genuine 100% white superior genetic girls, still happy about life and are very eager to meet their new masters.

Pics will be provided for those extremeley interested individuals. Please reply if you express interest.
Can I breed them with my 13 yr old boy?
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:19 PM
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Of course! Theres a discount for being a part of the Zoklet Administration Team! Shipping costs are included in costs, and we guarntee delivery via an airport nearest you! And of course their virgins, for how long you want them to be .



OF course! All you have to do is send payment, and request delivery at any one airport and they'll arrive within 72 hours!

We're also running multi girl specials for any special event!! We're also currently expanding to include rentals! Please check back to see when we'll be offering them!
Wow, that is awesome. I will cargo you the animals.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:21 PM
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Default Re: For Sale/Trade Newly turned 13yr old girl. Still young and happy.

So... mods are allowed to troll and their threads won't be closed?
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:22 PM
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Do you have anything in the 15-16 year old range?
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:27 PM
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I will trade 16 camels and 4 goats for each.
Good! Sounds good my good sir!

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Old 05-19-2009, 10:30 PM
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Do you have anything in the 15-16 year old range?
I'll have to check the back, I may have some around that age.

I may not be able to guarntee freshness though. Their not pure 13yr old girls!

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So... mods are allowed to troll and their threads won't be closed?
Good Sir, this isn't trolling. I am offering fine 13yr old girls for the price of peanuts! I only want the world to know my work of peace! Throughout 13yr old girls!

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Can I breed them with my 13 yr old boy?

Any such activities are throughly with you and the girl, I do not codone the idea of cross breeding though. I highly do not recomond it! Just take for example history views on the Chubcaubra~.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:30 PM
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So... mods are allowed to troll and their threads won't be closed?
Nope, no one is allowed to troll for extended amount of time. This thread will be closed after 15~20 mins. That's the lifetime of a troll thread in The Trading Pit.

But I normally close these threads in second since I know that the OP is trolling and no one is going to get ripped off, I normally don't mind.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:31 PM
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Do you have anything in the 15-16 year old range?
I agree. 13 is a little weird. 14 at the youngest, probably 15.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:33 PM
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I'll have to check the back, I may have some around that age.

I may not be able to guarntee freshness though. Their not pure 13yr old girls!
That's ok. I want something a little more developed and a little less happy about life. Cheer and happiness make me wanna dai. Have you got anything in angsty goth or punk?
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:33 PM
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Default Re: For Sale/Trade: Young 13 Yr Old Virgins! [Shipping: WorldWide/Price: NA/Loc: USA]

Title has been edited for Test purposes. I might settle for this format.

Suggestions and comments:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=32408
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:34 PM
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I'll take a few, there is a market for those things.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:35 PM
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They're probably just fixed up Eastern European girls posing as Americans.
Who wants to order true American girls these days?~ All up in your hair fussy and such about their new black boyfriend. I'm giving you the chance to have a nice clean non-spoiled 13yr old girl on the start to life.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:35 PM
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I'm more interested in their younger sisters.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:40 PM
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2 Minutes to go.

Jump in before this thread closes.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:41 PM
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2 Minutes to go.

Jump in before this thread closes.
Noooooooooooooooooo! I'll offer you one free girl in exchange for keeping this open.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:44 PM
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*jumps in*
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This thread is now locked/closed. Reason: Human Trafficking is not allowed in this section.



EDIT: It would have been locked in less than 30 seconds if the OP hadn't confirmed his true intentions on IRC.
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