1000 bottles of beer on the wall 1000 bottles of beer

[asma123]

Take one down and pass it around, 999 bottle of beer on the wall.

[Dfg]

Steals all the bottles and runs away.

I has your beer.

[yxnhpbjac]

I see what you are trying to do, and it won't work.

[DirtyDickMurdoch]

i drank some of your bottle's *burp* and filled them back up with my piss.....enjoy

[CK-]

This beer tastes like piss.

[reallystupidstuff]

dude, how did they get on the wall? Am I sideways?

[asma123]

Originally Posted by CK-

This beer tastes like piss.

That's because it IS piss

[Food Product]

How'd you buy a thousand bottles of beer?

[Clarphimous]

http://www.disillusionary.com/files/beer.html

[zuperxtreme]

for(i=1000;i>0;i--){
takeBeeer()
passAround()
}

[Mor3BL7]

o great, now im an alki.

[:MAD:ijuana]

Why do you have so much beer? ALCOHOLIC!

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Originally Posted by zuperxtreme

for(i=1000;i>0;i--){
takeBeeer()
passAround()
}

for(i=0; i < 100;1..){
GoToStore()
BuyMoreBeer()
}

[Saline Colors]

I'll take some of those off your hands

[Really Awesome Nickname]

0 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer,
the store is closed, we cant buy more booze,
take out some hash and lets get trashed.

[LSA King]

1001 beers on the wall take one door pass it around 1002 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Really Awesome Nickname]

1000 LSA Kings on the wall, a 1000 LSA Kings,
take one down, pass it around, 999 LSA Kings on the wall.

[Graberweg]

1000 used bloody dildos on the wall. Yea. RAPE TIME!

[LSA King]

1000 pieces of kleenex on the wall, 1000 kleenexes
Take one down pass it around now everybody has aids or a cold

[Jordan]

Can I have hard liquor instead? Beer just doesn't sit well with my stomach.

[Paragon]

*Calls poison-control center*

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Originally Posted by LSA King

1000 pieces of kleenex on the wall, 1000 kleenexes
Take one down pass it around now everybody has aids or a cold

*bows down to LSA King*

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by Unkleenex

*bows down to LSA King*

*Takes a bow* thank you for the idea good sir thank you